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SweetDaddySiki

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Goobers Brawl Over Bathroom
« on: November 05, 2025, 06:05:44 AM »
Massive brawl breaks out at Texas Bass Pro Shop grand opening over bathroom dispute. Turns out one dude was in the bathroom too long and the other dude really had to use it. I would have thought this was over meat gazing...

https://nypost.com/2025/11/05/us-news/brawl-breaks-out-at-texas-bass-pro-shop-grand-opening-over-bathroom-dispute/
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Re: Goobers Brawl Over Bathroom
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2025, 06:07:32 AM »
Quote from: SweetDaddySiki on November 05, 2025, 06:05:44 AM
Massive brawl breaks out at Texas Bass Pro Shop grand opening over bathroom dispute. Turns out one dude was in the bathroom too long and the other dude really had to use it. I would have thought this was over meat gazing...

https://nypost.com/2025/11/05/us-news/brawl-breaks-out-at-texas-bass-pro-shop-grand-opening-over-bathroom-dispute/
Did he at least use the bathroom before fighting or did they get shit everywhere?
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Re: Goobers Brawl Over Bathroom
« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2025, 06:09:53 AM »
If they didn't sell orange roughy they wouldn't have this problem.
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Re: Goobers Brawl Over Bathroom
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2025, 06:10:26 AM »
Quote from: chaos on November 05, 2025, 06:07:32 AM
Did he at least use the bathroom before fighting or did they get shit everywhere?
I would have gone first. When I gotta pee, I GOT TO pee.    ;D
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Re: Goobers Brawl Over Bathroom
« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2025, 06:14:16 AM »
Quote from: chaos on November 05, 2025, 06:07:32 AM
Did he at least use the bathroom before fighting or did they get shit everywhere?
No shit can you imagine having to fight an all out brawl while needing to pee real bad.
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Re: Goobers Brawl Over Bathroom
« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2025, 09:37:24 AM »
Fighting - I didn't see any of that , those idiots couldn't fight
their way out of a wet paper bag.  ::)  or a toilet stall.
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Re: Goobers Brawl Over Bathroom
« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2025, 02:07:12 PM »
I can almost guarantee we know which one had to take a shit. It was the fat fuck in the orange jersey the writings on the wall you could tell by his anger.
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Re: Goobers Brawl Over Bathroom
« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2025, 12:53:31 PM »
I will say the guy in the Texas Longhorn jersey threw some haymakers lol
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Re: Goobers Brawl Over Bathroom
« Reply #8 on: November 06, 2025, 05:41:11 PM »
Quote from: illuminati on November 05, 2025, 09:37:24 AM
Fighting - I didn't see any of that , those idiots couldn't fight
their way out of a wet paper bag.  ::)  or a toilet stall.

Haha seriously that was pathetic. Not one of them could throw a punch.
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Re: Goobers Brawl Over Bathroom
« Reply #9 on: November 06, 2025, 06:37:25 PM »
Quote from: robcguns on November 06, 2025, 05:41:11 PM
Haha seriously that was pathetic. Not one of them could throw a punch.

Yep - hilarious yet painful to watch them idiots.
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Re: Goobers Brawl Over Bathroom
« Reply #10 on: November 06, 2025, 08:42:00 PM »
I hope this was a work and they did it for some lolz because that is just goddamn embarrassing otherwise.  Those were the ol "Homer Simpson punches a fly and doesn't hurt it" punches.

Also if it was just over needing to piss, keep an empty Vitamin Water bottle in your vehicle and just piss in that.  You're not a real man if you don't keep an empty bottle to piss in in the car.
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Re: Goobers Brawl Over Bathroom
« Reply #11 on: November 06, 2025, 09:12:09 PM »
Maybe they weren't fighting and it was just some sort of white people PP dance ???
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Re: Goobers Brawl Over Bathroom
« Reply #12 on: Today at 11:18:15 AM »
Quote from: Sandrock on November 06, 2025, 08:42:00 PM
I hope this was a work and they did it for some lolz because that is just goddamn embarrassing otherwise.  Those were the ol "Homer Simpson punches a fly and doesn't hurt it" punches.

Also if it was just over needing to piss, keep an empty Vitamin Water bottle in your vehicle and just piss in that.  You're not a real man if you don't keep an empty bottle to piss in in the car.

Hahaha my family gets in my truck and is disgusted by bottles of pee everywhere.
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