Victor looking like a building super. "Papi, recycling is Tuesdays only, nothing else."
On O'hearn I wonder if he was always nutty, or the broad got him trying new things.
Natural Wonder, who would win in a fight between Mike Ohearn and Dr. Mike Isratel?
Beakster: I think O Hearn would possibly win. Height would give O'Hearn the advantage as "Dr." Ugly is a 5'5 obese pot bellied gargoyle.
O'Hearn seems to be in a bit better health than "Dr." Ugly. He is more athletic as well (ie. American Gladiators).
O'Hearn may start rambling about his "judo accolades", but I believe that was just a humanitarian participation trophy.
"Dr." Ugly can't run and can't jump as seen in the Navy Seals fitness test video. He also is always out of breath and has issues with blood pressure. Also looks like his black belt was just given to him because he hung around the dojo for a certain amount of years...and he got the belt by default. His grappling has been exposed as trash and he had trouble submitting Johnny Shrive in a recent video. If he actually had grappling skills, it should not have taken him so long to submit a beginner. In another video, he had to grapple a cop and Mike acted all silly and goofy and lost the match. Seemed like he acted goofy as a way to distract from him not knowing how to really fight. If he had actually tried to fight, it would have exposed him as talentless.
But both of them would seriously injure themselves if they had to actually fight. Didn't Kevin Levrone try to race someone once and blow out his ham? Same would happen to them if they had to really fight. Mike would pass out from his heart and blood pressure and O'Hearn's back would give out and he would probably rip his quads/dislocate his hip.
Both of them always brag that the "haters would never say things to their faces". All you would need to do is insult them and then start running in circles around them and zig zag run around them. They wouldn't be able to physically chase and would probably collpase and pass out.
