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When it comes to his fans, Culkin said that he respectfully asks them to abide by certain rules, too.

“Don’t approach me when I’m at the dinner table,” he said. “I don’t like that. Don’t approach me when I’m with my kids. Definitely don’t follow me to the bathroom.”



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Re: Macaulay Culkin says fans must abide by three rules before meeting him
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2025, 06:10:55 AM »
Btw I would only disobey those rules with Christina Ricci by following her to the bathroom (no creeppy)




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Re: Macaulay Culkin says fans must abide by three rules before meeting him
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2025, 06:30:01 AM »
You'd think he'd actually be grateful he even had a fan

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Re: Macaulay Culkin says fans must abide by three rules before meeting him
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2025, 07:23:23 AM »
Who the fuck would want to meet a famous person? They rarely are anything more than a normal person except they suck more cock and lick more asshole. And who would want to meet that fucking idiot. Who gives a fuck. I’ve met a few famous people and they were cool, 1 was Tommy Lee at the urinal at hard rock and 1 was c Thomas Howell at Mohegan playing at the black jack table. Both drunk and both cool but I didn’t initiate anything with them. Or give a fuck about them.not that they are really anybody but whatever. Famous people can blow me.there were a few more but they escape my mind.

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Re: Macaulay Culkin says fans must abide by three rules before meeting him
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2025, 07:26:00 AM »
You'd think he'd actually be grateful he even had a fan
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Re: Macaulay Culkin says fans must abide by three rules before meeting him
« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2025, 07:29:35 AM »
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How you doing these days Wes?

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Re: Macaulay Culkin says fans must abide by three rules before meeting him
« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2025, 07:46:10 AM »
Who the fuck would want to meet a famous person? They rarely are anything more than a normal person except they suck more cock and lick more asshole. And who would want to meet that fucking idiot. Who gives a fuck. I’ve met a few famous people and they were cool, 1 was Tommy Lee at the urinal at hard rock and 1 was c Thomas Howell at Mohegan playing at the black jack table. Both drunk and both cool but I didn’t initiate anything with them. Or give a fuck about them.not that they are really anybody but whatever. Famous people can blow me.there were a few more but they escape my mind.
Was Tommy's cock as large as they say? No homo

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Re: Macaulay Culkin says fans must abide by three rules before meeting him
« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2025, 07:48:17 AM »
Who the fuck would want to meet a famous person? They rarely are anything more than a normal person except they suck more cock and lick more asshole. And who would want to meet that fucking idiot. Who gives a fuck. I’ve met a few famous people and they were cool, 1 was Tommy Lee at the urinal at hard rock Cock and 1 was c Thomas Howell at Mohegan playing at the black jack table. Both drunk and both cool but I didn’t initiate anything with them. Or give a fuck about them.not that they are really anybody but whatever. Famous people can blow me.there were a few more but they escape my mind.


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Re: Macaulay Culkin says fans must abide by three rules before meeting him
« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2025, 07:57:12 AM »
How you doing these days Wes?
Doing pretty good Rob....I have good days and bad days, but lately more good than bad.

Thanks for asking ! ;)

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Re: Macaulay Culkin says fans must abide by three rules before meeting him
« Reply #9 on: December 31, 2025, 07:57:49 AM »
Was Tommy's cock as large as they say? No homo

I’d say 7.5” from the Pam and Tommy video, he’s so fucking scrawny it appears bigger.

I prob did look at urinal but don’t recall.

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Re: Macaulay Culkin says fans must abide by three rules before meeting him
« Reply #10 on: December 31, 2025, 07:58:33 AM »

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Re: Macaulay Culkin says fans must abide by three rules before meeting him
« Reply #11 on: December 31, 2025, 07:59:27 AM »
Doing pretty good Rob....I have good days and bad days, but lately more good than bad.

Thanks for asking ! ;)

Glad to hear that. Have a good new year bro.

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Re: Macaulay Culkin says fans must abide by three rules before meeting him
« Reply #12 on: December 31, 2025, 07:59:53 AM »
Oh oh....looks like this thread has drifted into the dreaded Whirlpool Of..........



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Re: Macaulay Culkin says fans must abide by three rules before meeting him
« Reply #13 on: December 31, 2025, 08:00:36 AM »
Glad to hear that. Have a good new year bro.
Right back at you my friend.....thanks !!

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Re: Macaulay Culkin says fans must abide by three rules before meeting him
« Reply #14 on: December 31, 2025, 08:48:08 AM »
I thought he wouldn't want to be called "Kevin".

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Re: Macaulay Culkin says fans must abide by three rules before meeting him
« Reply #15 on: December 31, 2025, 08:49:39 AM »
Who the fuck would want to meet a famous person? They rarely are anything more than a normal person except they suck more cock and lick more asshole. And who would want to meet that fucking idiot. Who gives a fuck. I’ve met a few famous people and they were cool, 1 was Tommy Lee at the urinal at hard rock and 1 was c Thomas Howell at Mohegan playing at the black jack table. Both drunk and both cool but I didn’t initiate anything with them. Or give a fuck about them.not that they are really anybody but whatever. Famous people can blow me.there were a few more but they escape my mind.

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Re: Macaulay Culkin says fans must abide by three rules before meeting him
« Reply #16 on: December 31, 2025, 09:08:00 AM »
Was Tommy's cock as large as they say? No homo
he was more focused on Tommy lees 30lb dumbbell cock ring

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Re: Macaulay Culkin says fans must abide by three rules before meeting him
« Reply #17 on: December 31, 2025, 09:56:20 AM »

Quite the "cocky" attitude
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Re: Macaulay Culkin says fans must abide by three rules before meeting him
« Reply #18 on: December 31, 2025, 12:02:48 PM »
I think we’ve all had enough of this guy for a good while. I am so sick of him.

 He should be grateful anyone even wants to meet him or that he still gets talked about. If he’s so unhappy with being famous, maybe he should just give back all his riches. He even made a stupid comment a while back that he hasn’t told his kids that he was Kevin in Home Alone when they told him his childhood photos looked like Kevin.

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Re: Macaulay Culkin says fans must abide by three rules before meeting him
« Reply #19 on: December 31, 2025, 12:15:57 PM »
Quite the "cocky" attitude

Can you imagine being a fan and going to get an autograph or a picture or even saying hi to him and that pussy ass face gets angry and tells you to fuck off hahahaha. It’s like looking at the same little dweeeb form home alone.

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Re: Macaulay Culkin says fans must abide by three rules before meeting him
« Reply #20 on: December 31, 2025, 12:25:13 PM »
Can you imagine being a fan and going to get an autograph or a picture or even saying hi to him and that pussy ass face gets angry and tells you to fuck off hahahaha. It’s like looking at the same little dweeeb form home alone.
Exactly. And he was able to live a great life because all the fans. Without anyone seeing his films, he would have nothing. And he has the audacity to complain. They all do. Or they call the photographers in advance so they show up when they show up. It’s such a garbage industry.
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Re: Macaulay Culkin says fans must abide by three rules before meeting him
« Reply #21 on: December 31, 2025, 12:45:08 PM »
You'd think he'd actually be grateful he even had a fan
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Re: Macaulay Culkin says fans must abide by three rules before meeting him
« Reply #22 on: December 31, 2025, 03:26:06 PM »
Quite the "cocky" attitude
the real question is was he circumcised

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Re: Macaulay Culkin says fans must abide by three rules before meeting him
« Reply #23 on: December 31, 2025, 04:50:03 PM »
Who the fuck would want to meet a famous person? They rarely are anything more than a normal person except they suck more cock and lick more asshole. And who would want to meet that fucking idiot. Who gives a fuck. I’ve met a few famous people and they were cool, 1 was Tommy Lee at the urinal at hard rock and 1 was c Thomas Howell at Mohegan playing at the black jack table. Both drunk and both cool but I didn’t initiate anything with them. Or give a fuck about them.not that they are really anybody but whatever. Famous people can blow me.there were a few more but they escape my mind.

You have succeeded in making Bevo insanely jealous

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Re: Macaulay Culkin says fans must abide by three rules before meeting him
« Reply #24 on: December 31, 2025, 07:53:22 PM »
I think McCauley is bitter

His whole career is based on two movies

He has been taking it up the ass for years