Resolutions 2026 - what you got?

[LurkerNoMore]

And stalking Hankins even more so doesn't count.   

We all know you fucked up with the ones you made last year.

[robcguns]

I’m gonna try to stretch my schlong to 10”.

[Lartinos]

And stalking Hankins even more so doesn't count.   

We all know you fucked up with the ones you made last year.

The PI has already been hired!

[AbrahamG]

I’m gonna try to stretch my schlong to 10”.

Has anyone invented the Cock Shoehorn yet?

[Kwon]

Going to try a cock-reduction down to 9 "

Too much of a hassle as it is

[Beefjake]

I’d need to stress less about… well almost everything.

High BP, high cholestrol, tobacco, booze, excess sugars, excess fat.
All are harmful and possibly fatal.

I believe stress is what is killing us prematurely for the most part.

[joswift]

I’d need to stress less about… well almost everything.

High BP, high cholestrol, tobacco, booze, excess sugars, excess fat.
All are harmful and possibly fatal.

I believe stress is what is killing us prematurely for the most part.

without a doubt

[SweetDaddySiki]

I’d need to stress less about… well almost everything.

High BP, high cholestrol, tobacco, booze, excess sugars, excess fat.
All are harmful and possibly fatal.

I believe stress is what is killing us prematurely for the most part.

True! But how do we "de-stress"?

[joswift]

True! But how do we "de-stress"?

take getbig with a pinch of salt would be start for some.

[Beefjake]

True! But how do we "de-stress"?

LOL 😃🤘👍
Thats just it. I don’t know.

If, and when, something pisses me off my missus says: don’t let it, it doesn’t help.
I am like: Right, just turn it off. Only if it was that easy!

I guess the first part would be trying not to dwell in negative thoughts 🤔🤷‍♂️

[IroNat]

I'm going to eat lots of animal fat in 2026.

[Donny]

take getbig with a pinch of salt would be start for some.

exactly & stop the stalking & sexual insults especially the Pedo Bullshit

[wes]

True! But how do we "de-stress"?

By using,tobacco, booze, excess sugars, and excess fat. 

I have a wicked anxiety disorder and get Diazapam prescribed to me but I only take it on really bad days........I try to stay busy and I also meditate.

[MajorDomo]

My resolution is to eliminate as much as I can the chemical crap they shove in food- from modified food starch to carrageenan to artificial dyes, etc. I doubt i will be 100% successful - sometimes you are on the road and there is nothing good to eat at the roadside store- but the less of that shit i eat the better i feel.

[joswift]

My resolution is to eliminate as much as I can the chemical crap they shove in food- from modified food starch to carrageenan to artificial dyes, etc. I doubt i will be 100% successful - sometimes you are on the road and there is nothing good to eat at the roadside store- but the less of that shit i eat the better i feel.

if you intermittent fast you dont need to eat roadside shit

If you plan to be out for over 24 hours you can fast for a day

[Rambone]

For 2026, I plan on purchasing a little fruity weave or a blonde basket on top of my head

[NaturalWonder83]

1. Figure out a better schedule to eat more junk food. I believe hot dogs, pizza, Alfredo pasta, sushi, Tim Tams, Mint Malanos, and cinema boxes of candy could be the best junk food sources.
2. Work out less and figure out the best body part split.
3. Find the perfect pre workout supplement rotation.
4. Get a better selection of blankets/throws for the sofa and bed
5. Hike more
6. Finally have a good slice of carrot cake. I’ve been searching for 3 years and haven’t found it yet. I have not tried Cheesecake Factory’s carrot cake yet.
7. Find the best chocolate chip cookie.
8. Use the Nautilus pullover machine once this year.
9. Mop my floor within the next 2 weeks.
10. Meet a British Bulldog.
11. Try Fairy Bread, Vegimite, Beans on Toast, and Marmelite.
12. Eat more ginger to curb hunger.

[CalvinH]

To have less patience with idiots.

[Kwon]

To add CalvinH on ALL Lists!

[Kwon]

For 2026, I plan on purchasing a little fruity weave or a blonde basket on top of my head

How about a pink silk bonnet?

[Beefjake]

By using,tobacco, booze, excess sugars, and excess fat. 

LOL 🍺👍

[BigRo]

Laugh more, stress less and make lots of money.

[MajorDomo]

Laugh more, stress less and make lots of money.

^This! Have a tech business that I have recently been approached regarding a merger or acquisition. That would satisfy all 3 of BigRo's goals as well as mine, lol

[BigRo]

^This! Have a tech business that I have recently been approached regarding a merger or acquisition. That would satisfy all 3 of BigRo's goals as well as mine, lol

I,ll sport you some cash too when my big merger happens.