Phantom Spunker: place an upside down coffee cup next to your NPC trophies 🏆

[Flexacon]

This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard of.

You say you're on vacation, yet you're on here ranting and raving. Are you on a beach chair under an umbrella with zinc oxide on your nose and flip up sunglasses while surfing Getbig.com on a laptop?

Makes no sense.

What is so hard about posting a photo of an upside down mug while you're on vacation? Yet you have all this time to write in crooked calligraphy and post THAT photo. Are you acting like your vacation is this big, classified location that makes it impossible to send communications to the outside world??

That fancy calligraphy means nothing. Is probably computer generated.

Are you tacobender  retarded? He was asked for a picture with his trophies "Real quick... put an upside coffee cup next to 1 or 2 of your trophies and take a picture."

Do you think he takes his trophies on vacation with him?

[Royalty]

Phantom Spunker said that he has an old bodybuilding magazine with him on his vacation. This magazine contains pictures of him.


I asked him to simply put an upside down coffee cup on the cover of his old magazine and post that picture.


He won’t do it.


He is not an IFBB Pro.

[Grape Ape]

This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard of.

You say you're on vacation, yet you're on here ranting and raving. Are you on a beach chair under an umbrella with zinc oxide on your nose and flip up sunglasses while surfing Getbig.com on a laptop?

Makes no sense.

What is so hard about posting a photo of an upside down mug while you're on vacation? You seem to have had the time to write in crooked calligraphy and post THAT photo and also post a photo of your flight info that you took the time to redact. But no time for the mug photo?

You make it seem like your vacation is this big, classified location that makes it impossible to send communications to the outside world??

That fancy calligraphy means nothing. Is probably computer generated.

Phantom's vacation is likely in the middle of some desert sandstorm or in a cave, and they don't have mugs bruh.

Stay in your lane.

[Grape Ape]

Do you think he takes his trophies on vacation with him?

To be fair, I've heard vacation stories of wes and uhauls, so there might be something to this.

[Phantom Spunker]

How was Dubai? I’ve heard India winters are remarkably mild.

PS this enthusiasm needs to be redirected to finding the whereabouts of Paul Graham’s semen-stained khakis (and Katz’s blue t-shirt while we’re at it)

Mild in terms of weather but red-hot with regards to the attention I've been getting from these pajeets, bro. They go crazy for a set of bulging biceps!

This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard of.

You say you're on vacation, yet you're on here ranting and raving. Are you on a beach chair under an umbrella with zinc oxide on your nose and flip up sunglasses while surfing Getbig.com on a laptop?

Makes no sense.

What is so hard about posting a photo of an upside down mug while you're on vacation? You seem to have had the time to write in crooked calligraphy and post THAT photo and also post a photo of your flight info that you took the time to redact. But no time for the mug photo?

You make it seem like your vacation is this big, classified location that makes it impossible to send communications to the outside world??

That fancy calligraphy means nothing. Is probably computer generated.

Naturalwonder, please compose yourself. These gay outbursts are undignified. I assure you, I am as cool as a cucumber. I am not the one with my head in the noose. While Royalty's time here is undoubtedly short, I am currently eating some Korean jiggly cake and relaxing to Bon Jovi's greatest hits while typing this out to you.

I have spent the Christmas period with my partner's family and I will be returning home tomorrow to dust off my dueling cup and finally put an end to Royalty's schizophrenic reign of terror.

I am sorry that the spirited style of my penmanship offends you, but I never claimed that it meant anything other than a quick confirmation of my scheduled flight. If you look at the time between postings, you will see that it took mere seconds to produce.

Royalty made the specific demand, we formed a gentleman's agreement, and now we must wait for tomorrow evening where I will upload a photo with an upside down cup next to one of my trophies.

I hope this helps.

[NaturalWonder83]

Are you tacobender  retarded? He was asked for a picture with his trophies "Real quick... put an upside coffee cup next to 1 or 2 of your trophies and take a picture."

Do you think he takes his trophies on vacation with him?

Then he could have his house sitter / plant watering person who's at the house pose the mug and take the photo in the trophy room and then text it to him. Or he could put an upside down mug on a table next to him as he does a bodybuilding pose with his face blacked out.

[NaturalWonder83]

Mild in terms of weather but red-hot with regards to the attention I've been getting from these pajeets, bro. They go crazy for a set of bulging biceps!

Naturalwonder, please compose yourself. These gay outbursts are undignified. I assure you, I am as cool as a cucumber. I am not the one with my head in the noose. While Royalty's time here is undoubtedly short, I am currently eating some Korean jiggly cake and relaxing to Bon Jovi's greatest hits while typing this out to you.

I have spent the Christmas period with my partner's family and I will be returning home tomorrow to dust off my dueling cup and finally put an end to Royalty's schizophrenic reign of terror.

I am sorry that the spirited style of my penmanship offends you, but I never claimed that it meant anything other than a quick confirmation of my scheduled flight. If you look at the time between postings, you will see that it took mere seconds to produce.

Royalty made the specific demand, we formed a gentleman's agreement, and now we must wait for tomorrow evening where I will upload a photo with an upside down cup next to one of my trophies.

I hope this helps.

I'm just trying to offer an amicable resolution to avoid the turmoil. Have a safe trip home and thank you for your service.

[Royalty]

Mild in terms of weather but red-hot with regards to the attention I've been getting from these pajeets, bro. They go crazy for a set of bulging biceps!

Naturalwonder, please compose yourself. These gay outbursts are undignified. I assure you, I am as cool as a cucumber. I am not the one with my head in the noose. While Royalty's time here is undoubtedly short, I am currently eating some Korean jiggly cake and relaxing to Bon Jovi's greatest hits while typing this out to you.

I have spent the Christmas period with my partner's family and I will be returning home tomorrow to dust off my dueling cup and finally put an end to Royalty's schizophrenic reign of terror.

I am sorry that the spirited style of my penmanship offends you, but I never claimed that it meant anything other than a quick confirmation of my scheduled flight. If you look at the time between postings, you will see that it took mere seconds to produce.

Royalty made the specific demand, we formed a gentleman's agreement, and now we must wait for tomorrow evening where I will upload a photo with an upside down cup next to one of my trophies.

I hope this helps.

Just post the picture of the old bodybuilding magazine that you have with you right now. Photo with the coffee cup.... or any cup.

[Phantom Spunker]

I'm just trying to offer an amicable resolution to avoid the turmoil. Have a safe trip home and thank you for your service.

I appreciate your suggestions, but I am fastidious about details. It's a character fault of mine, but also, given what is on the line, I had to insist that we stick rigidly to Royalty's very specific request - which was the hallowed cup next to a trophy. It will all be done and dusted by tomorrow evening. 🙏

[Royalty]

I appreciate your suggestions, but I am fastidious about details. It's a character fault of mine, but also, given what is on the line, I had to insist that we stick rigidly to Royalty's very specific request - which was the hallowed cup next to a trophy. It will all be done and dusted by tomorrow evening. 🙏

No old school IFBB pro talks like this.

[chaos]

I will be back later to pass judgement and hand out punishment as seen fit by The Committee.

[Dave D]

So not only is Spunk an IFBB pro but he’s (no offense I’m assuming spunk is a male competitor) won pro shows? Poor royalty messed up, I would have demanded to see the pro card with the coffee mug.

[Royalty]

So not only is Spunk an IFBB pro but he’s (no offense I’m assuming spunk is a male competitor) won pro shows? Poor royalty messed up, I would have demanded to see the pro card with the coffee mug.

LOL yeah ok.

Look at his vacation artwork.  IFBB pro’s don’t do this!

[Grape Ape]

LOL yeah ok.

Look at his vacation artwork.  IFBB pro’s don’t do this!

IFBB pros suck dick for a plastic trophy, but draw the line at calligraphy?

[Royalty]

IFBB pros suck dick for a plastic trophy, but draw the line at calligraphy?

Phantom Spunker is probably at a store that makes little league baseball trophies right now 😂

[Dave D]

IFBB pros suck dick for a plastic trophy, but draw the line at calligraphy?

No, I think royalty meant the use the f word. It’s considered derogatory even in a Christian based sport/federation like the IFBB.

Royalty is locked into modern thinking, if the Spunkster is as old school as I think he is the F can be used freely by pros and schmoes the same way the N word is used by minorities.

[LurkerNoMore]

Some here would say it is your impending 6 month vacation.

Damn.  That cuts deep. 

[illuminati]

Phantom Spunker is probably at a store that makes little league baseball trophies right now 😂

I don't see why Phantom should prove anything to you, he's proven
to Ron he deserves blue stars & I know who he is - He has Fuck all
to prove to you.  If I were him I'd post Fuck all Coffee cup & trophy.

[LurkerNoMore]

I don't see why Phantom should prove anything to you, he's proven
to Ron he deserves blue stars & I know who he is - He has Fuck all
to prove to you.  If I were him I'd post Fuck all Coffee cup & trophy.

Notice how Royalty has never completed her own coffee cup challenge. Instead just wants to collect GB member photos for her phone collection.  Creepy ass little bitch.

[illuminati]

Notice how Royalty has never completed her own coffee cup challenge. Instead just wants to collect GB member photos for her phone collection.  Creepy ass little bitch.

Yes - he's one very weird creepy person - mental illness runs
strong in her.

[Dave D]

In Royalty’s defense he’s never claimed to be anything other than a Menzer Head and a Paul Graham semen verification expert.

He’s never claimed to lift a weight or any other absurd boast.

[Rambone]

PS has medieval era handwriting which I find intriguing

[Royalty]

PS has medieval era handwriting which I find intriguing

He didn’t want the handwriting to match previous notes

[LurkerNoMore]

Incorrect gimmick guessing spree underway. 

Little Bitch might be getting that Haldol shot earlier than expected. But

[delon]

Phantom well placed to win this bet, he's talked about competing as a natural, similar to muscle matters, not some mass monster on the Olympia stage

Dear Dave,

I competed in the IFBB as a natural. I believe that both Hankins and Pamith have what it takes to follow in my footsteps. They must, however, follow Howard's advice. Thank you for listening.

I am lifetime natural.

I am an IFBB pro.

You look like shit.

You are bald.



I am fat and loving it.




I don’t hide anything. Here is my fat belly, are you happy?