Author Topic: Phantom Spunker: place an upside down coffee cup next to your NPC trophies 🏆  (Read 3255 times)

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ATTENTION RON

Phantom Spunker/LurkerNoMore win the “writing messages to Royalty on receipts” award.

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I would like to welcome Mike Ashley and/or Jeff Willet to the board!

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Mild in terms of weather but red-hot with regards to the attention I've been getting from these pajeets, bro. They go crazy for a set of bulging biceps!


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Little Bitch is panicking.   She can’t imagine not having an audience for her Danimal love tributes for six months.   

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Got it.  You have wait 24 hours in order to find/steal some pics.
Quoted for a time stamp of when Royalty gets to go on vacation. What is PS punishment if he cannot produce the required pics?
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Quoted for a time stamp of when Royalty gets to go on vacation. What is PS punishment if he cannot produce the required pics?

He has to take over Royalty’s account. 

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What is PS punishment if he cannot produce the required pics?

We'll all be punished because we'll have to continue to read royalty's endlessly posting of the same shit, over and over again.  It is a testament to how far Royalty has gone that he even agreed to this contest.

I appreciate this non-bhanksian melodrama, though.  Great vibes.


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outside of normies.. I've noticed a couple of quintessential types on the beach.

there is the golden bronze surfer type - they are smart, have a perfect tan.. very little body fat - living life as a man should - they get the girls.

and then there is the retarded, socially engineered goof type - doing everything exactly wrong:

on a beach chair under an umbrella with zinc oxide on your nose and flip up sunglasses while surfing Getbig.com on a laptop?

they do not get the girls.

they get cancer.. and mental problems.. and vaccinations.

public service announcement - the sun is good for you.

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I like the Calligraphy, but I do question a Getbigger's use of the "a" in that sentence.

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Quoted for a time stamp of when Royalty gets to go on vacation. What is PS punishment if he cannot produce the required pics?

Chaos ask Phantom Spunker why he won’t post the pics of the old bodybuilding magazine that he currently has with him on his vacation....  because that magazine does not exist.


Spunker is going to try to photoshop some sort of trophy pics.


But if he is an IFBB pro that means that he won either the NPC USA’s, NPC National’s or the NPC North Americans.

He can show us the Winners Plaque and the NPC medals that accompanied the NPC winners trophy.


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Quoted for a time stamp of when Royalty gets to go on vacation. What is PS punishment if he cannot produce the required pics?

Phantom Spunker’s punishment: 
stripped of his Blue Stars.

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SAME TINY FEATURES  😂

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I would like to welcome Mike Ashley and/or Jeff Willet to the board!

Jean Paul Guillaume says fuck you.
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Chaos ask Phantom Spunker why he won’t post the pics of the old bodybuilding magazine that he currently has with him on his vacation....  because that magazine does not exist.
Spunker is going to try to photoshop some sort of trophy pics.
But if he is an IFBB pro that means that he won either the NPC USA’s, NPC National’s or the NPC North Americans.
He can show us the Winners Plaque and the NPC medals that accompanied the NPC winners trophy.

Are you trying to alter the deal?

You said he had to post photos of them.  You did not say that he had to out himself.

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Jean Paul Guillaume says fuck you.
As do Skip Lacour and Chris Faildo !!   :D

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Chaos ask Phantom Spunker why he won’t post the pics of the old bodybuilding magazine that he currently has with him on his vacation....  because that magazine does not exist.


Spunker is going to try to photoshop some sort of trophy pics.


But if he is an IFBB pro that means that he won either the NPC USA’s, NPC National’s or the NPC North Americans.

He can show us the Winners Plaque and the NPC medals that accompanied the NPC winners trophy.

Does it have to be an Amercian pro?

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Quoted for a time stamp of when Royalty gets to go on vacation. What is PS punishment if he cannot produce the required pics?


There is no punishment for me in the wager. It should be clear to everyone that I have been punished enough after I was viciously attacked and hounded by a mentally ill homosexual.

Ron graciously issues blue stars for competitors of all stripes – from bodybuilders, to powerlifters and boxers – as long as they have bled in the arena and can verify this with him. Royalty, however, doubts the entire vetting process along with Ron's cognitive abilities and my integrity, and he's decided to run yet another frenzied smear campaign and ruin the board for everyone.

It is now approximately 8:00 AM here and I am having to sign in once again and reply while packing for the airport. This should have been a joyous final morning of my vacation but Royalty has turned it into a holiday from hell and I am unable to relax.

When I arrive home this evening, rather than unpack and put my feet up, I will have to go rummaging through boxes in the attic and potentially break my neck simply to satisfy the never-ending demands of this incel weirdo.

We can see how slippery he is (not to mention terrified) by his constant mendacious attempts to alter the terms of our wager. All I have to do is complete the upside down cup challenge next to a single trophy in order to meet the terms in good faith. Now he's screaming about photoshops and demanding to see muscle magazines and trophies from U.S. competitions when I'm in Europe. This erratic goalpost shifting simply cannot be tolerated.

Thankfully, providing I am not hampered by further delays due to bad weather, this will all end tonight and the board can heal as a family while Royalty benefits from a well-earned period in solitary confinement.

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I fear that will go over the heads of those who wish it not jest  :)

I'd say it will be rough for Royalty in purgatory but he can still post in the timeout forum (as far as I know) and that will probably suffice as he does not appear at all concerned that nobody has any interest in what he is saying, due to his decision to embark off the deep end.  He now has the same selective attention span of all the true dementos that have haunted this board.

Perhaps he can be drip fed a picture of a getbig hand, once weekly, so that he can judge fingernail size and so forth and thus, feel just as alive as he was when he was in genpop. 

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There is no punishment for me in the wager. It should be clear to everyone that I have been punished enough after I was viciously attacked and hounded by a mentally ill homosexual.

Ron graciously issues blue stars for competitors of all stripes – from bodybuilders, to powerlifters and boxers – as long as they have bled in the arena and can verify this with him. Royalty, however, doubts the entire vetting process along with Ron's cognitive abilities and my integrity, and he's decided to run yet another frenzied smear campaign and ruin the board for everyone.

It is now approximately 8:00 AM here and I am having to sign in once again and reply while packing for the airport. This should have been a joyous final morning of my vacation but Royalty has turned it into a holiday from hell and I am unable to relax.

When I arrive home this evening, rather than unpack and put my feet up, I will have to go rummaging through boxes in the attic and potentially break my neck simply to satisfy the never-ending demands of this incel weirdo.

We can see how slippery he is (not to mention terrified) by his constant mendacious attempts to alter the terms of our wager. All I have to do is complete the upside down cup challenge next to a single trophy in order to meet the terms in good faith. Now he's screaming about photoshops and demanding to see muscle magazines and trophies from U.S. competitions when I'm in Europe. This erratic goalpost shifting simply cannot be tolerated.

Thankfully, providing I am not hampered by further delays due to bad weather, this will all end tonight and the board can heal as a family while Royalty benefits from a well-earned period in solitary confinement.

Thanks for writing that novel of excuses ^^^

No IiFBB pro talks like that.

Get your fake NPC trophy ready, Gimmick

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As do Skip Lacour and Chris Faildo !!   :D

Hey hey hey! I don’t think Skip was an IFBB Pro!

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There is no punishment for me in the wager. It should be clear to everyone that I have been punished enough after I was viciously attacked and hounded by a mentally ill homosexual.

Ron graciously issues blue stars for competitors of all stripes – from bodybuilders, to powerlifters and boxers – as long as they have bled in the arena and can verify this with him. Royalty, however, doubts the entire vetting process along with Ron's cognitive abilities and my integrity, and he's decided to run yet another frenzied smear campaign and ruin the board for everyone.

It is now approximately 8:00 AM here and I am having to sign in once again and reply while packing for the airport. This should have been a joyous final morning of my vacation but Royalty has turned it into a holiday from hell and I am unable to relax.

When I arrive home this evening, rather than unpack and put my feet up, I will have to go rummaging through boxes in the attic and potentially break my neck simply to satisfy the never-ending demands of this incel weirdo.

We can see how slippery he is (not to mention terrified) by his constant mendacious attempts to alter the terms of our wager. All I have to do is complete the upside down cup challenge next to a single trophy in order to meet the terms in good faith. Now he's screaming about photoshops and demanding to see muscle magazines and trophies from U.S. competitions when I'm in Europe. This erratic goalpost shifting simply cannot be tolerated.

Thankfully, providing I am not hampered by further delays due to bad weather, this will all end tonight and the board can heal as a family while Royalty benefits from a well-earned period in solitary confinement.

A true IFBB Pro would simply take a pic of his wall of framed pictures and magazines hung on every inch of space in his drug den home office

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SAME TINY FEATURES  😂





1) The pic you LOVE posting was my fucking hand showing you how WRONG you were about Beakdoctor's reversing of an image.  Showing you SELFIE MODE OFF will not reverse shit.  Its fucking creepy how you are using it as jerk-off material.  I am not Phantom...nor anyone else.  I have videos on here of myself.  Wes and Josh know me.....for YEARS.  I have issued a challenge to you to prove I have ANY gimmick and you never show it. (suprise)

2) Regarding PS's comment on a magazine.  You may want to take a break from being such a muppet and look up the war facetious.  It was obvious from the get go what he was saying.

3) I am PRAYING you get your ban...and the only way for you to get back on is to do an upside down coffee cup with a pic of you so we can continue to laugh at what a pathetic bitch you are.

(queue up my piuc, leonardo, mexican guy laughing, etc etc you predictable twat)

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Krankenstein’s tiny fingers look exactly like Phantom Spunker’s tiny fingers 😂

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Despite the fact that one is clearly a nail of something that picks / bites their nails (always shorter), whereas the other is someone who doesn't?

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Little Bitch thinks spree posting enough will get this thread to a new page and everyone won’t see Krank kicking her in her ovaries. 

She needs to be banned just for taking up Rons bandwidth with her queer hand fetish anyways.