Phantom Spunker: place an upside down coffee cup next to your NPC trophies 🏆

[NaturalWonder83]

For fuck’s sake you are a special type of subnormal retard.

I’m surprised a fucking moron like you can remember to breathe. Who gives a flying fuck what you think? Are you worried that there won’t be hundreds of the same goddamn hand photos for you to jerk off to the next 6 months? It’s obvious that your Dad never pulled out of you when you were a kid. Downs Syndrome fuckwad.

Hey Wally, I personally don’t give a flying fuck about what you think. The cup was not supposed to be held. Thanks so much.

[rocket]

The cup was not supposed to be held

There was no stipulation either way and in actual fact, him having the hold the cup contributed significant challenges to the photoshop department of the hive mind that is everybody that disagrees with royalty due to him needing to be significantly closer (and us having to then recreate this scene off a shiny curved surface).

[Royalty]

These are your stipulated terms.  His hand has placed the cup near 1 of the trophies.  You did not ask for notes to be omitted or any other conditions.

Acceptance of the ban is not needed, you stated your terms and they were delivered.

I must insist (albeit with zero authority) that spunker does not comply to a further request.

The idea of Royalty stewing for 6 months about an "unjust" timeout is just too amusing.

I look forward to the mspaint conspiracy images that will be posted, come June.

There was no stipulation either way and in actual fact, him having the hold the cup contributed significant challenges to the photoshop department of the hive mind that is everybody that disagrees with royalty due to him needing to be significantly closer (and us having to then recreate this scene off a shiny curved surface).

WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING?

[Rambone]

Am I still the undefeated upside down coffee cup champion?

[Royalty]

Am I still the undefeated upside down coffee cup champion?

Yes. You are correct sir !!!!

[Rambone]

Yes. You are correct sir !!!!

It’s our last show and Ed is drunk…..

[Royalty]

It’s our last show and Ed is drunk…..

😂😂😂😂

[rocket]

WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING?

I am logged into this account and I can't be bothered changing.

[FitnessFrenzy]

At this point, I think a ban is in order for Royalty for spamming.

[Royalty]

😃

[NaturalWonder83]

There was no stipulation either way and in actual fact, him having the hold the cup contributed significant challenges to the photoshop department of the hive mind that is everybody that disagrees with royalty due to him needing to be significantly closer (and us having to then recreate this scene off a shiny curved surface).

No clue what you’re attempting to say. Coherent English only please.

[rocket]

No clue what you’re attempting to say. Coherent English only please.

This account doesn't do simple.  I'll log into something more working class.

[NaturalWonder83]

😃

A photo of his weird socks and lumpy magazine bag is bizarre. Would have made more sense to take a photo of the airport or train terminal.

[NaturalWonder83]

“PLACE an upside down coffee cup next to your NPC trophy.”

Not hold a cup

Not hold a cup slightly above the trophy

Definition of place: “To place an object” (such as a cup), Put in a particular position.
"a newspaper had been placed beside my plate****Definition of PUT: put; putting
Synonyms of put-transitive verb: to place in a specified position or relationship.

[Phantom Spunker]

Royalty's 'NaturalWonder83' gimmick account needs to be banned along with him. None of us are safe with this strange, predatory cock-spotter prowling the boards and attempting to undermine the result of a gentleman's agreement.

time to bring some reality and facts into this thread


naturalfag posts
Getbig Misc Boards / More Explicit Sex Board / Re: What a hunk (Gay)       on: Today at 08:43:57 AM
awesome pics...awesome thread

 Getbig Alternative Boards / Z Board - The Last Stand / Re: gay or not       on: Today at 09:37:48 AM
Quote from: Bluto on Today at 07:45:20 AM
you guys want this stickied  Huh
Nauralfag says
im sure i speak for all of getbig when i say yes please


Quote from: NaturalWonder83 on July 27, 2008, 05:54:44 PM
that girl is in the way...do u have any pics where its just you in the waterfall? or maybe any beach shots?

More facts exposing natfag83's lies
Natfag starts off with
alex youre a good man...i enjoyed meeting u at the arnold expo

Quote from: Alex23 on June 24, 2008, 07:34:25 PM
You said we've met at the Arnold 'NaturalWonder83'. Everyone I've met looked pretty decent.
Don't be shy...

Natf@g gets alarmed and backpeddles.
i cant recall...maybe it wasnt u i met??? i met a lot of people...ill look over some of my arnold journal and post a thread when i figure it
out

Quote from: Croatch on June 24, 2008, 07:32:21 PM
Don't you have some shots up?

Natfag tries to be vague
probably

Quote from: Croatch on June 24, 2008, 07:35:02 PM
You don't recall if you posted a shot up?

Once again natfag stonewalls:
not at moment


Quote from: NaturalWonder83 on June 17, 2008, 07:51:03 AM
mmmmmmmmm
great pics
please post more of 240



Quote from: NaturalWonder83 on June 16, 2008, 07:17:25 PM
u look good johnny...real real good
i like this recent pic...u have a very strong looking body...nice and lean and very muscular body

please post more pic...please


Quote from: NaturalWonder83 on June 16, 2008, 04:23:12 PM
boonstack...that is a great pic...u look very good...very good

can u please post more pics
do u have any where its just you

Quote from: NaturalWonder83 on June 16, 2008, 11:07:38 AM
please post more pics of matt m please...his body is quite good and hard

Quote from: NaturalWonder83 on June 15, 2008, 05:48:41 PM
that was a super hot video

can u post some of the other lifestyle videos please



Quote from: NaturalWonder83 on June 18, 2008, 04:36:57 PM
beefcake alert! beefcake alert!               some awesome photos in this thread

Naturalfag83' gay observations part 1QUOTE
I continued w/ my meal...I then glanced over to the grill section and I noticed this cook again..he had to be at least 230-240lbs,and this dude was HUGE. Looked like he had shoulder pads on. I wanted to approach him and ask him if he competed but he looked way too busy. He was tan to the max, and I could see pipelines running on his chiseled forearms. His traps were eneromous and really made his back gigantic. He had shorts on and his calves were perfect, dimaond shaped and cut. His quads and glutes looked solid and hard. I gotta say it has pumped me up and motivated me not to skip cardio or weights this week. I was thinking of taking a picture w/ my cell but that would have looked weird, and most people would not have known it was for bodybuilding appreciation.


to be updated 

[rocket]

“PLACE an upside down coffee cup next to your NPC trophy.”

Not hold a cup

Not hold a cup slightly above the trophy

Definition of place: “To place an object” (such as a cup), Put in a particular position.
"a newspaper had been placed beside my plate****Definition of PUT: put; putting
Synonyms of put-transitive verb: to place in a specified position or relationship : LAY

Nowhere in that definition does it say you have to let go of an item to have put it in a position. 

You're going nowhere.

[rocket]

Royalty's 'NaturalWonder83' gimmick account needs to be banned along with him. None of us are safe with this strange, predatory cock-spotter prowling the boards and attempting to undermine the result of a gentleman's agreement.

Perhaps a muscular gentleman should place a dick in his mouth and make him truly happy. 

Of course this is absolutely impossible - because to do so would require the severing of the penis, in order for it to be formally placed

[Royalty]

ATTENTION CHAOS

It appears that Rocket/Phantom Spunker are the same person.


This clown is not an IFBB pro. You might want to take away his blue stars 😃

[Phantom Spunker]

Perhaps a muscular gentleman should place a dick in his mouth and make him truly happy. 

Of course this is absolutely impossible - because to do so would require the severing of the penis, in order for it to be formally placed

It's not even the fact that he's a cognitively impaired homo with an irrational fear of fragile cups that bothers me. It's that he would work so hard to undermine the results of a fair wager by attempting to distort the rules as laid out by OMR:

ENZO,

I am not too sure what is going on here, but this can be cleared up very easily.

I have the "cup upside down challenge". Very simply, you take a selfie (face must show) with a cup in one of your hands upside down and with the other hand give a thumbs up pose.

You do this and I am convinced you are the individual in the picture.

As of now, there is nothing definitive (in my eyes) to suggest you are not the person you claim to be, but an ounce of evidence (cup challenge) would put these talks to bed.

"1"

The challenge has always been for the individual to hold the cup, thus making it harder to fake. I can only hope that justice will be delivered soon, and I would now like to retract my previous offer of leniency and insist upon the full 6-month ban.

[rocket]

ATTENTION CHAOS
It appears that Rocket/Phantom Spunker are the same person.

You continue to entertain me with your ruthless dedication to believing that only one person disagrees with you at any given time.

[Krankenstein]

The agreement in black and white did not say to hold the cup. He violated the agreement. There was no reason to hold the cup. Who in the world would choose to hold a fragile diner coffee cup in 1 hand while balancing a phone in the other hand when it would have been soooo much simpler to just place the cup next to the trophy as per the agreement?

And regarding the magazine…why not put a post it note over his face in the article and take the photo? And why wouldn’t he have the article framed like most would? Or a scan of the article? The other photos look normal. But those photos were not requested. It’s just a classic case of including some normal photos along with the fake photo to throw off suspicion of forgery and tampering.

Royalty / Naturalwonder83 (gimmicks personified)

The magazine comment was facetious, and the most remarkable thing here isn’t the remark itself, but the sheer, astonishing effort you both (personalities) expended to misread it.  Let me guess, you both get your fingers caught in those Chinese puzzle things too.

Facetiousness is one of the simplest rhetorical tools in existence. It doesn’t require a degree in literary theory or a decoder ring to detect (which I assume your Mother keeps buying when you don't shit your pants after "school"). Treating it as a serious argument is not subtle analysis; it’s performing a spectacularly literal-minded reading exercise that somehow still manages to be confident.  Amazing how no one else took his comment as literal

You both bit harder on the humor than you do a pillow and the comment was dissected as though it were doctrine.  You took a perfectly playful remark and dragged into an absurdly lengthy thread that it wasn't intended.  On the other hand, maybe it he did it too bate those with severely low comprehension skills (in that case, it worked). This is overthinking at its most ridiculous (as is the MO of Royalty/NaturalWonder83).

As far as the 'place an upside down coffee cup' request.  In the literal sense, PS did it.  Not once did the request / demand for GB's resident hand fetish expert say it has to be there without a hand.  Then again, little hand-boy would have turned it into another invalidation because no hand was present in the picture and therefore the pic is invalid (or not jerk-off material).  Legally speaking, the pic shows the cup upside down.  One could even argue that PS is in the act of placing the cup.  Requests like "place a cup somewhere in this photo" could be made and this one fulfills the request.

I am formally asking the Committee to include NaturalRoyalty83 to the band punishment for the sheer stupidity displayed.

[Royalty]

Royalty / Naturalwonder83 (gimmicks personified)

The magazine comment was facetious, and the most remarkable thing here isn’t the remark itself, but the sheer, astonishing effort you both (personalities) expended to misread it.  Let me guess, you both get your fingers caught in those Chinese puzzle things too.

Facetiousness is one of the simplest rhetorical tools in existence. It doesn’t require a degree in literary theory or a decoder ring to detect (which I assume your Mother keeps buying when you don't shit your pants after "school"). Treating it as a serious argument is not subtle analysis; it’s performing a spectacularly literal-minded reading exercise that somehow still manages to be confident.  Amazing how no one else took his comment as literal

You both bit harder on the humor than you do a pillow and the comment was dissected as though it were doctrine.  You took a perfectly playful remark and dragged into an absurdly lengthy thread that it wasn't intended.  On the other hand, maybe it he did it too bate those with severely low comprehension skills (in that case, it worked). This is overthinking at its most ridiculous (as is the MO of Royalty/NaturalWonder83).

As far as the 'place an upside down coffee cup' request.  In the literal sense, PS did it.  Not once did the request / demand for GB's resident hand fetish expert say it has to be there without a hand.  Then again, little hand-boy would have turned it into another invalidation because no hand was present in the picture and therefore the pic is invalid (or not jerk-off material).  Legally speaking, the pic shows the cup upside down.  One could even argue that PS is in the act of placing the cup.  Requests like "place a cup somewhere in this photo" could be made and this one fulfills the request.

I am formally asking the Committee to include NaturalRoyalty83 to the band punishment for the sheer stupidity displayed.

Hi Phantom Spunker.

It’s over.  You gave yourself away. 😂

[Phantom Spunker]

Royalty / Naturalwonder83 (gimmicks personified)

The magazine comment was facetious, and the most remarkable thing here isn’t the remark itself, but the sheer, astonishing effort you both (personalities) expended to misread it.  Let me guess, you both get your fingers caught in those Chinese puzzle things too.

Facetiousness is one of the simplest rhetorical tools in existence. It doesn’t require a degree in literary theory or a decoder ring to detect (which I assume your Mother keeps buying when you don't shit your pants after "school"). Treating it as a serious argument is not subtle analysis; it’s performing a spectacularly literal-minded reading exercise that somehow still manages to be confident.  Amazing how no one else took his comment as literal

You both bit harder on the humor than you do a pillow and the comment was dissected as though it were doctrine.  You took a perfectly playful remark and dragged into an absurdly lengthy thread that it wasn't intended.  On the other hand, maybe it he did it too bate those with severely low comprehension skills (in that case, it worked). This is overthinking at its most ridiculous (as is the MO of Royalty/NaturalWonder83).

As far as the 'place an upside down coffee cup' request.  In the literal sense, PS did it.  Not once did the request / demand for GB's resident hand fetish expert say it has to be there without a hand.  Then again, little hand-boy would have turned it into another invalidation because no hand was present in the picture and therefore the pic is invalid (or not jerk-off material).  Legally speaking, the pic shows the cup upside down.  One could even argue that PS is in the act of placing the cup.  Requests like "place a cup somewhere in this photo" could be made and this one fulfills the request.

I am formally asking the Committee to include NaturalRoyalty83 to the band punishment for the sheer stupidity displayed.

Brilliantly put, Krank. Thanks. And I agree. I've never seen anything like these two in all my years as a muscle beast.

[Rambone]

I tried to use chat gpt to give me a summarized conclusion of this thread and it doesn’t even understand the purpose of the coffee cup. AI is still very far behind.

[Royalty]

I tried to use chat gpt to give me a summarized conclusion to this thread and it doesn’t even understand the purpose of the coffee cup. AI is still very far behind.

Perfect. The coffee cup ruins photoshopping & AI 😂