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Royalty practically in tears realizing that she won’t be able to remind us of her Danimal obsession every single day for six months.

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LurkerNoMore this is great 😃

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I am formally asking the Committee to include NaturalRoyalty83 to the band punishment for the sheer stupidity displayed.

The Committee™ recognizes this request, and has decided that, while NW83 does suffer occasionally from inexplicable, out of character bouts of full on retardation, he is not a Royalty gimmick.

This recent episode is likely due to a total daily food intake of 2.5 egg whites, and 4 "grams" of dry oatmeal.
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Well, he did admit to participating in a "muscle fest".

And was so good at it, he got a trophy.



Why was there an NPC show in Europe in the 1990s?  NPC shows are amateur to my knowledge (at least back then). What about IFBB Pro shows?  The other statue has no placard shown indicating it is a trophy.

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Speaking of gimmick accounts....

The people behind both of these accounts want me banned for 6 months

Coincidence?

Or is it the same person? 😃

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Why was there an NPC show in Europe in the 1990s?  NPC shows are amateur to my knowledge (at least back then). What about IFBB Pro shows?  The other statue has no placard shown indicating it is a trophy.
you're overthinking it..

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The Committee™ recognizes this request, and has decided that, while NW83 does suffer occasionally from inexplicable, out of character bouts of full on retardation, he is not a Royalty gimmick.

This recent episode is likely due to a total daily food intake of 2.5 egg whites, and 4 "grams" of dry oatmeal.

Formal Rebuttal and Request for Secondary Review of Committee™ Conduct

PRELIMINARY STATEMENT

This rebuttal is submitted in response to the Committee™’s reply regarding NaturalWonder83 (“NW83”). While the Committee™ correctly notes that it has not formally designated NW83 as a Royalty gimmick, the response itself raises broader concerns—not only about NW83’s conduct, but about the Committee™’s increasingly lenient posture, analytical rigor, and willingness to meaningfully enforce its own standards.

This rebuttal therefore addresses both the substance of the Committee™’s reply and the troubling implications of its reasoning.

I. Persistent Comprehension Failures Are Being Minimized, Not Addressed

1. NW83 has repeatedly demonstrated an inability to recognize facetious, rhetorical, or contextual commentary.

2. These failures are obvious, recurring, and well within the competence expectations of anyone entrusted with moderation authority.

3. The Committee™’s response does not dispute these failures; instead, it trivializes them.

Conclusion: The Committee™ has chosen dismissal over evaluation, substituting humor and deflection for analysis.

II. Declining Standards in Moderation Evaluation

1. Comparative effectiveness is a standard the Committee™ has historically relied upon.

2. By any reasonable comparison, NW83 is materially less capable than moderators such as Elf-wes in:

Contextual interpretation

Proportional enforcement

Maintaining legitimacy and trust

3. The Committee™’s failure to engage with this comparison suggests either avoidance or lowered expectations.

Conclusion: If this level of performance is now considered acceptable, then the standard itself has deteriorated.

III. Royalty Gimmick Alignment as Reasoned Concern, Not Assertion of Fact

1. The Committee™ is correct that no formal Royalty designation has been made.

2. However, it is increasingly difficult to ignore behavioral patterns that mirror Royalty gimmick dynamics:

Protection of status over substance

Overreaction to criticism

Misuse of authority to compensate for poor judgment

This is presented as reasoned concern, not an accusation.

Conclusion: The Committee™’s unwillingness to even acknowledge the concern reinforces, rather than dispels, it.

IV. The Nutritional Explanation as Institutional Deflection

1. The suggestion that NW83’s conduct is attributable to diet is not merely unsupported—it is unserious.

2. Introducing speculative personal explanations avoids addressing the actual issue: competence.

3. This type of response would previously have been rejected outright by the Committee™.

Conclusion: The use of deflection in place of evaluation signals a softening of enforcement norms.

V. Broader Concerns Regarding Committee™ Effectiveness

1. This response is emblematic of a larger pattern:

Reduced scrutiny

Increased tolerance for poor judgment

Preference for procedural dismissal over corrective action

2. When the Committee™ appears more interested in protecting participants than preserving standards, its legitimacy erodes.

3. At some point, failure to act becomes complicity.

Conclusion: The present matter raises legitimate questions about whether the Committee™ itself remains effective, impartial, and fit for purpose.

FINAL CONCLUSION AND REQUEST

In light of the above:

1. The Committee™’s response fails to meaningfully address documented concerns.

2. NW83’s deficiencies remain unexamined.

3. The reasoning employed reflects a broader decline in enforcement rigor.

Accordingly, this matter warrants:

1. Reconsideration of the original request;

2. Formal review of NW83’s suitability and conduct;

3. Further inquiry into the Committee™’s own effectiveness and the judgment of its members, particularly where dismissiveness has replaced discipline.

If the Committee™ is unwilling to uphold its standards, then it is reasonable—and necessary—to question whether those standards are still being enforced at all.

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At this point in time there will be no disciplinary action taken against NW83. Per Private Messages with danimal77, Royalty has been banished for 90 days.
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Formal Rebuttal and Request for Secondary Review of Committee™ Conduct

PRELIMINARY STATEMENT

This rebuttal is submitted in response to the Committee™’s reply regarding NaturalWonder83 (“NW83”). While the Committee™ correctly notes that it has not formally designated NW83 as a Royalty gimmick, the response itself raises broader concerns—not only about NW83’s conduct, but about the Committee™’s increasingly lenient posture, analytical rigor, and willingness to meaningfully enforce its own standards.

This rebuttal therefore addresses both the substance of the Committee™’s reply and the troubling implications of its reasoning.

I. Persistent Comprehension Failures Are Being Minimized, Not Addressed

1. NW83 has repeatedly demonstrated an inability to recognize facetious, rhetorical, or contextual commentary.

2. These failures are obvious, recurring, and well within the competence expectations of anyone entrusted with moderation authority.

3. The Committee™’s response does not dispute these failures; instead, it trivializes them.

Conclusion: The Committee™ has chosen dismissal over evaluation, substituting humor and deflection for analysis.

II. Declining Standards in Moderation Evaluation

1. Comparative effectiveness is a standard the Committee™ has historically relied upon.

2. By any reasonable comparison, NW83 is materially less capable than moderators such as Elf-wes in:

Contextual interpretation

Proportional enforcement

Maintaining legitimacy and trust

3. The Committee™’s failure to engage with this comparison suggests either avoidance or lowered expectations.

Conclusion: If this level of performance is now considered acceptable, then the standard itself has deteriorated.

III. Royalty Gimmick Alignment as Reasoned Concern, Not Assertion of Fact

1. The Committee™ is correct that no formal Royalty designation has been made.

2. However, it is increasingly difficult to ignore behavioral patterns that mirror Royalty gimmick dynamics:

Protection of status over substance

Overreaction to criticism

Misuse of authority to compensate for poor judgment

This is presented as reasoned concern, not an accusation.

Conclusion: The Committee™’s unwillingness to even acknowledge the concern reinforces, rather than dispels, it.

IV. The Nutritional Explanation as Institutional Deflection

1. The suggestion that NW83’s conduct is attributable to diet is not merely unsupported—it is unserious.

2. Introducing speculative personal explanations avoids addressing the actual issue: competence.

3. This type of response would previously have been rejected outright by the Committee™.

Conclusion: The use of deflection in place of evaluation signals a softening of enforcement norms.

V. Broader Concerns Regarding Committee™ Effectiveness

1. This response is emblematic of a larger pattern:

Reduced scrutiny

Increased tolerance for poor judgment

Preference for procedural dismissal over corrective action

2. When the Committee™ appears more interested in protecting participants than preserving standards, its legitimacy erodes.

3. At some point, failure to act becomes complicity.

Conclusion: The present matter raises legitimate questions about whether the Committee™ itself remains effective, impartial, and fit for purpose.

FINAL CONCLUSION AND REQUEST

In light of the above:

1. The Committee™’s response fails to meaningfully address documented concerns.

2. NW83’s deficiencies remain unexamined.

3. The reasoning employed reflects a broader decline in enforcement rigor.

Accordingly, this matter warrants:

1. Reconsideration of the original request;

2. Formal review of NW83’s suitability and conduct;

3. Further inquiry into the Committee™’s own effectiveness and the judgment of its members, particularly where dismissiveness has replaced discipline.

If the Committee™ is unwilling to uphold its standards, then it is reasonable—and necessary—to question whether those standards are still being enforced at all.

Your concerns are noted, however the Get Big Code of Conduct Keystones (GB COCK), say that disputes like this are to be settled by Code Duello. with the additional option of Duchess of Queensbury rules.

Put informally, if we banned for retardation, as recently displayed by NW83, we'd simply run out of posters within a week.

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At this point in time Royalty has been banished for 90 days.


I avoided his 100 page nonsensical threads like the fucking plague.  :(

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Royalty has been banished for 90 days.




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At this point in time there will be no disciplinary action taken against NW83. Per Private Messages with danimal77, Royalty has been banished for 90 days.

Great work. Now the board can finally heal and put all this nonsense behind us.




Unlucky, Royalty. See you in 3 months, you fat bitch.


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At this point in time there will be no disciplinary action taken against NW83. Per Private Messages with danimal77, Royalty has been banished for 90 days.

Chaos: being a  proper boss

bringing order and calm while others run around making pointless gestures
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ironically out of chaos comes order

very zen!
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Ban the simple minded repetitive twat
& make it a 900 day ban

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A fair and reasonable decision, the great Solomon could not have done better.

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Royalty has been banished for 90 days.

So epic. Thank you.

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Re: Misapplication of GB COCK, Code Duello, and Moderator Review Obligations

The Committee™’s invocation of the Get Big Code of Conduct Keystones (GB COCK) and Code Duello is inconsistent with its own precedent.

GB COCK §2.3(b) (rev. March 2025) draws a bright-line distinction between poster-to-poster disputes and competence reviews of authority holders. The latter are expressly excluded from adversarial or performative resolution mechanisms. This principle was reaffirmed in Hankins v. Josh (Committee Findings, May 2024), where the Committee™ held that “no amount of rhetorical victory cures structural incompetence.”

Similarly, the Committee™’s post-mortem on the OneMoreRep v. SuckMyMuscle War (2012–2013) concluded that escalation frameworks are containment tools, not substitutes for judgment—particularly where one party benefits from institutional protection. That finding was later cited in Memorandum 18-02 (January 2018) cautioning against “spectacle-driven avoidance of substantive review.”

The present matter concerns moderator fitness, not interpersonal grievance. Suggesting Code Duello as a remedy is therefore contrary to settled practice.

Further, the Committee™ should be mindful of its own guidance in Advisory Note 20-07 (June 2024) regarding conflicts of interest. That advisory arose in part from concerns that GrapeApe had leveraged Committee™ authority in disputes tangentially involving French Toast-related enforcement, creating at minimum the appearance of personal benefit influencing procedural outcomes. While no formal finding was issued, the Committee™ acknowledged that even perceived self-dealing erodes institutional credibility.

Finally, the Committee™’s attempt to diffuse the issue through humor mirrors its rejected approach in Chaos Review Addendum (August 2015), where the Committee™ acknowledged that physical distractions—including, memorably, Chaos’s cankles—were irrelevant to assessing whether authority was exercised competently.

If the Committee™ has abandoned these standards, it should state so explicitly. Otherwise, continued reliance on deflection constitutes a refusal to apply the GB COCK as written.

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Re: Misapplication of GB COCK, Code Duello, and Moderator Review Obligations



there are enough queenie cocks here
the board has no need to play with its own
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Spunker, will the coffee cup that banned Royalty be available at auction?

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LurkerNoMore this is great 😃

Not as great as this :

At this point in time there will be no disciplinary action taken against NW83. Per Private Messages with danimal77, Royalty has been banished for 90 days.

This would be a great time to talk with your therapist about adjusting your meds.  Your current dose of Haldol and Mellaril just isn’t working out for you. 

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Spunker, will the coffee cup that banned Royalty be available at auction?

Lmao!

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Spunker, will the coffee cup that banned Royalty be available at auction?

I wish! Sadly, I accidentally smashed it just after taking the photo. Slipped right through my fingers. Who knew coffee cups could be so fragile?

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Re: Misapplication of GB COCK, Code Duello, and Moderator Review Obligations

The Committee™’s invocation of the Get Big Code of Conduct Keystones (GB COCK) and Code Duello is inconsistent with its own precedent.

GB COCK §2.3(b) (rev. March 2025) draws a bright-line distinction between poster-to-poster disputes and competence reviews of authority holders. The latter are expressly excluded from adversarial or performative resolution mechanisms. This principle was reaffirmed in Hankins v. Josh (Committee Findings, May 2024), where the Committee™ held that “no amount of rhetorical victory cures structural incompetence.”

Similarly, the Committee™’s post-mortem on the OneMoreRep v. SuckMyMuscle War (2012–2013) concluded that escalation frameworks are containment tools, not substitutes for judgment—particularly where one party benefits from institutional protection. That finding was later cited in Memorandum 18-02 (January 2018) cautioning against “spectacle-driven avoidance of substantive review.”

The present matter concerns moderator fitness, not interpersonal grievance. Suggesting Code Duello as a remedy is therefore contrary to settled practice.

Further, the Committee™ should be mindful of its own guidance in Advisory Note 20-07 (June 2024) regarding conflicts of interest. That advisory arose in part from concerns that GrapeApe had leveraged Committee™ authority in disputes tangentially involving French Toast-related enforcement, creating at minimum the appearance of personal benefit influencing procedural outcomes. While no formal finding was issued, the Committee™ acknowledged that even perceived self-dealing erodes institutional credibility.

Finally, the Committee™’s attempt to diffuse the issue through humor mirrors its rejected approach in Chaos Review Addendum (August 2015), where the Committee™ acknowledged that physical distractions—including, memorably, Chaos’s cankles—were irrelevant to assessing whether authority was exercised competently.

If the Committee™ has abandoned these standards, it should state so explicitly. Otherwise, continued reliance on deflection constitutes a refusal to apply the GB COCK as written.

I've told you enough times that your application is on file, and if we have an opening you'd be considered.

You just have to be more patient.
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Hey Wally, I personally don’t give a flying fuck about what you think. The cup was not supposed to be held. Thanks so much.

If there is one long term constant on Getbig it is that the shit posting morons truly don’t realize how fucking retarded they are.

Spastic NW83 makes Shizzo look like a brilliant, Hall of Fame poster.