CFO made fun of me for being bald, how do I get back at him?

[unwieldy]

Some men fear hair loss. These are embracing it. Meet the 'baldmaxxers'



https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/articles/men-fear-hair-loss-embracing-160529287.html

He went from bad to worse

[loco]

Going bald? Women will find you more confident and dominant, study finds

Those surveyed rated bald men as the most confident and dominant. Oh, and they were viewed as nearly an inch taller on average, and a bit stronger as well. “Because only their hair was altered in these photographs,” researchers wrote, “other factors cannot account for these differences.”

Because of these findings, researchers wrote that bald men “will fare better economically in negotiations” because of their dominant appearance.

Still, if your hair is starting to thin, the researchers have a bold suggestion — toss out that Rogaine and just shave it all off. “Instead of spending billions each year trying to reverse or cure their hair loss,” they write, “the counterintuitive prescription of this research to men experiencing male pattern baldness is to shave their heads.” “These men might better improve their well-being by finishing what Mother Nature has started.”

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article173467441.html


Shorn Scalps and Perceptions of Male Dominance

In Study 1, men with shaved heads were rated as more dominant than similar men with full heads of hair. In Study 2, men whose hair was digitally removed were perceived as more dominant, taller, and stronger than their authentic selves.

https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/abs/10.1177/1948550612449490

[unwieldy]

Going bald? Women will find you more confident and dominant, study finds

Those surveyed rated bald men as the most confident and dominant. Oh, and they were viewed as nearly an inch taller on average, and a bit stronger as well. “Because only their hair was altered in these photographs,” researchers wrote, “other factors cannot account for these differences.”

Because of these findings, researchers wrote that bald men “will fare better economically in negotiations” because of their dominant appearance.

Still, if your hair is starting to thin, the researchers have a bold suggestion — toss out that Rogaine and just shave it all off. “Instead of spending billions each year trying to reverse or cure their hair loss,” they write, “the counterintuitive prescription of this research to men experiencing male pattern baldness is to shave their heads.” “These men might better improve their well-being by finishing what Mother Nature has started.”

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article173467441.html


Shorn Scalps and Perceptions of Male Dominance

In Study 1, men with shaved heads were rated as more dominant than similar men with full heads of hair. In Study 2, men whose hair was digitally removed were perceived as more dominant, taller, and stronger than their authentic selves.

https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/abs/10.1177/1948550612449490

Fake

[_bruce_]

The Tren vials never felt better...
CC181 - entering Natural born Killer phase 

[IroNat]

Definitely shave it off.

Then tattoo your head.

[wes]

Pull up your skirt and buy a hat !!

[Flexacon]

Hide under his desk and suck his cock.

How do you think the CFO noticed his bald spot

[GymnJuice]

How do you think the CFO noticed his bald spot

 

[oldschoolfan]

I really like this idea. I would call him a fag afterwards and then blow my brains out in front of him. He will be mentally scarred for life after that.

Rambo I like the way you think !

He could also record it and upload the video as well so everyone would know and feel sorry for his wife and ugly lil bastard kids he left behind

Probably would get a few million from a gofundme


And then his wife would hook up with a broke ifbb pro and support him

[Walter Sobchak]

How do you think the CFO noticed his bald spot

The Boss opened his eyes while he was making his O-Face?

[MAXX]

unwieldy here do this. that would show him

[Darren Avey]

Iron bar to the knees HARD.
Then he can reflect on his actions from his wheelchair the filthy slag

[unwieldy]

Some men fear hair loss. These are embracing it. Meet the 'baldmaxxers'



https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/articles/men-fear-hair-loss-embracing-160529287.html

He looked a lot better in the before picture. Shaving it off revealed the devil horns

[unwieldy]

He is one of those guys with unreal thick hair while being quite old. So either he hit the genetic jackpot or he has klinefelter syndrome. Need to investigate. I did notice extremely weak beard growth as I analyzed the follicles on his chin. Will grow out a massive Allah Ahkbar beard and see if he gets triggered to be sure.

Beard is coming along, but it is itchy, might have to abandon this idea

[unwieldy]

unwieldy here do this. that would show him

I was expecting them to glue his heard hairs to his skull. Disappointed

[lightweight83]

I was expecting them to glue his heard hairs to his skull. Disappointed

😂😂😂 Buddy doesn't have anywhere near enough hair to try to pull off the jaylen Brown!

Not knowing quite how rough your hair is looking, I would either get a skin fade to a half guard, or if your hair is really thin. I would simply shave it completely and grow a decent beard.

In terms of getting back at your boss, I would blast gear and start calling him a tiny tit

[unwieldy]

😂😂😂 Buddy doesn't have anywhere near enough hair to try to pull off the jaylen Brown!

Not knowing quite how rough your hair is looking, I would either get a skin fade to a half guard, or if your hair is really thin. I would simply shave it completely and grow a decent beard.

In terms of getting back at your boss, I would blast gear and start calling him a tiny tit

I just clip it without a guard, usually every 2 months or so, I don't bother to do it very frequently like many people do, I feel it projects weakness to do that.

[IroNat]

I just clip it without a guard, usually every 2 months or so, I don't bother to do it very frequently like many people do, I feel it projects weakness to do that.

Worrying about your baldness projects weakness.

[unwieldy]

Worrying about your baldness projects weakness.

Wrong, only if people know you worry about it which they don't and which is why clipping it just every 2 months sends a signal of not many fucks given opposed to people who shave their head everyday

[IroNat]

Wrong, only if people know you worry about it which they don't and which is why clipping it just every 2 months sends a signal of not many fucks given opposed to people who shave their head everyday

No.

[unwieldy]

No.

Up to you.

[IroNat]

Up to you.

How old are you if you don't mind me asking?

[wes]

Worrying about your baldness projects weakness.

[IroNat]

[lightweight83]

I just clip it without a guard, usually every 2 months or so, I don't bother to do it very frequently like many people do, I feel it projects weakness to do that.

You do you, but if my hair was thinning to that extent to that I was clipping it without a guard, I would be cutting it every couple weeks.
I get a haircut every 2 weeks just to keep my skin fade in order, and I pay $40 every time mind you! Lol

However you and I may look at things quite differently, as I think cutting it rarely projects laziness far more than cutting it too often projects insecurity.