They're forcing my boss out the company and replacing him with a bureaucrat

[unwieldy]

A fucking shit show, I had a meeting with him today and the guy is a totally useless bureaucrat, seemingly obsessed with pointless details such as version management of worthless manuals. I can't fucking believe this shit. He said he will take the position in a bit over 2 months from now when my current boss will be gone (due to fucking him over)

So I am thinking there are a few paths forward here:
-find another job
-make him disappear
-deal with it but just dont give a fuck and watch it all blow up in his face

[oldschoolfan]

Suck his cock and offer your hairy ass

You will be vice president

[unwieldy]

Suck his cock and offer your hairy ass

You will be vice president

I don't want to be vice president, I want to be left the fuck alone

[Grape Ape]

I want to be left the fuck alone

This is how we feel every time you post.

[unwieldy]

This is how we feel every time you post.

Please forgive me.

[Grape Ape]

Please forgive me.

I will not.

The same thing will eventually happen.

[unwieldy]

I will not.

The same thing will eventually happen.

OK

[unwieldy]

2nd thread idea: Do you still use an alarm clock? (not your phone)

If so, which one?

[LurkerNoMore]

Wasn't you just scheming against your boss?  Or was that someone else?

[unwieldy]

Wasn't you just scheming against your boss?  Or was that someone else?

No that was about the CFO (but I think it was just banter), my boss is pretty great as far as bosses go. Will leave people the fuck alone who are delivering results

[wes]

100 pages easy !
 

[IroNat]

I gave you a couple suggestions already.

[BigRo]

What would Jesus do?

[AbrahamG]

What would Jesus do?

He'd most likely walk into his boss's office drop his slacks and brandish his massive Palestinian Cock. 

[Lartinos]

Give your two weeks notice two weeks before he starts.

[wes]

Worrywart Of Peace

[unwieldy]

What would Jesus do?

Live off carpentry and benefactors instead of being subjected to humiliation rituals

[unwieldy]

Give your two weeks notice two weeks before he starts.

Im thinking about it. It will be suffering to work with a homo like this

[unwieldy]

I am trying to stay positive: we are a pretty big team so if everybody hates him he too will suffer
And also I should make sure any activity that is potentially subject to bureaucracy should be dispersed across the team so its harder on him to get a grip on it

[unwieldy]

Worrywart Of Peace

You are right, Wes. I need to take a page out of your book and just dont give too many fucks. After all, you cant outrun these jackasses as they are everywhere. Just endure, collect the money and go home.

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[wes]

You are right, Wes. I need to take a page out of your book and just dont give too many fucks. After all, you cant outrun these jackasses as they are everywhere. Just endure, collect the money and go home.

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Uncontrollables are just that...look at my Pancreatic Cancer,it ruined my life........not much I could do to prevent it.......though I was scared shitless,it was simply out of my control.

"I cried because I had no shoes,then I saw a man with no feet" !!

There's always someone worse off than us.

Faith is key.   

[unwieldy]

Uncontrollables are just that...look at my Pancreatic Cancer,it ruined my life........not much I could do to prevent it.......though I was scared shitless,it was simply out of my control.

"I cried because I had no shoes,then I saw a man with no feet" !!

There's always someone worse off than us.

Faith is key.   

That's exactly right