Let's imagine for a second that she is miraculously STD-free (hahahaha)
Strictly from a practical perspective, with the boatloads of drugs coursing through her system (both prescription AND non-prescription), she would almost certainly deliver a defective product (*ahem*...I mean a "neurodivergent" infant)
Oh and what better way for Corky to kick off life than with a good old-fashioned case of neonatal opioid withdrawal syndrome?
