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Analysis of Dave Jumbo Palumbo's Psyche
« on: January 29, 2026, 02:41:49 PM »
Positive traits: wants to give people (the wrong) advice(s)

Negative traits:
-would throw his own mother under the bus for clicks
-impious and immoral character and conduct, yet expects good things to come his way
-collects snakes
-is greedy and cheap
-superficial, focusing on outward displays of "status" such as expensive cars
-narcissism, glorifies himself shamelessly and repeatedly, and expects others to do hail him
-sneaky and untrustworthy demeanor
-projects mental weakness by elaborately talking about his hair, how bodybuilders who are bald look stereotypical and unsophisticated, while maintaining that he is definitely not bald.
-uses people for clout, pretends to be their friend, then throws them under the bus the soonest it appears opportune to do so
-holds grudges, lacks empathy and ability for introspection
-impulsive, aggressive, reactive: if he feels "wronged" he will "go live" and broadcast a furious rant
-simps for dominant females such as Iris Kyle, even if it means throwing Milos Sarcev under the bus
-simps for black supremacists even if it means throwing Rich Piana under the bus
-simps for the Zionists even if it means throwing Dorian Yates under the bus


Based on the above observations, I reached the following diagnosis: Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD) and Antisocial Personality Disorder (ASPD).

The following description fits strikingly with Dave's behavior:

The Dark Triad refers to a cluster of three negative personality traits—narcissism, Machiavellianism, and psychopathy—that are associated with antisocial behaviors, manipulation, and a lack of empathy.  Coined in 2002 by psychologists Delroy Paulhus and Kevin Williams, the term describes subclinical (non-pathological) levels of these traits, meaning individuals may not meet full diagnostic criteria for disorders like narcissistic personality disorder (NPD) or antisocial personality disorder (ASPD), but still exhibit harmful behaviors.

-Narcissism: Characterized by grandiosity, entitlement, excessive self-importance, and a need for admiration.
-Machiavellianism: Marked by manipulativeness, strategic deception, and a focus on self-interest, often at the expense of others.
-Psychopathy: Defined by callousness, impulsivity, lack of remorse, and antisocial behavior, including aggression and thrill-seeking.



I intend to make a video montage in which the evidence will be compiled for my brutal claims which are all demonstrably true.



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Re: Analysis of Dave Jumbo Palumbo's Psyche
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2026, 02:47:36 PM »
Attacking Palumbo because he has more hair than you is harsh and unfair, cue ball.

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Re: Analysis of Dave Jumbo Palumbo's Psyche
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2026, 02:50:19 PM »
Attacking Palumbo because he has more hair than you is harsh and unfair, cue ball.

Thanks for bringing this up, I modified the post to address it

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Re: Analysis of Dave Jumbo Palumbo's Psyche
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2026, 03:29:10 PM »
Today on his ASK DAVE show, some fan asked Dave if he thinks Mike OTren is natural or not...

Instead of giving a simple yes or no" answer
he said "No one is natural, if you take protein shakes or vitamin C in pills then you're not natural either "
treating his viewers like idiots, didn't know he was so coward ...


The guy doesn't have the guts to be honest, maybe fearing Ohearn won't shake his hand at the next Expo ..

A complete joke of an impious and immoral character hypocrite two faces delusional to the point that having the looks of a capibara fetus is yet narcissistic enough to go to a beauty clinic in CT before the Arnold to be walking around like a Beavis and But head character with his mic and badger of a camera man.


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Re: Analysis of Dave Jumbo Palumbo's Psyche
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2026, 04:23:45 PM »
You’ve also never met him, worked with him in any way, or had any issues with his customer service.

 


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Re: Analysis of Dave Jumbo Palumbo's Psyche
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2026, 06:35:00 PM »

-would throw his own mother under the bus for clicks


You would throw your cum guzzling whore mother under the bus for dicks.

You’re for dicks.

Window licking, peter puffing tard.

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Re: Analysis of Dave Jumbo Palumbo's Psyche
« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2026, 08:28:32 PM »
Today in his ASK DAVE show, some fan asked Dave if he thinks Mike OTren is natural or not...

Instead of giving a simple yes or no" answer
he said "No one is natural, if you take protein shakes or vitamin C in pills then you're not natural either "
treating his viewers like idiots, didn't know he was so coward ...


The guy doesn't have the guts to be honest, maybe fearing Ohearn won't shake his hand on the next Expo ..

A complete joke of an impious and immoral character hypocrite two faces delusional to the point that having the looks of a capibara fetus is yet narcissistic enough to go to a beauty clinic in CT before the Arnold to be walking around like a Beavis and But head character with his mic and badger of a camera man.


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Classic Dave Palumbo behavior. As you rightly mentioned he is a coward, always choosing the easy way, the path of least resistance. It also speaks to his grandiose delusions, always kissing the ass of those he believes will reward him with a seat at the table on the right hand of Satan. In the same manner he often behaves as a mouth piece for corrupt government.

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Re: Analysis of Dave Jumbo Palumbo's Psyche
« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2026, 09:53:50 PM »
He applied to medical school, therefore he's a doctor.


-simps for the Zionists even if it means throwing Dorian Yates under the bus

Seemed like Dorian didn't give a shit. Let's say Dorian is ridiculously wrong - Palumbo is certainly not the one to correct him LOL. "Dave, did you know there have been two forensic studies done? I have done the research, have you?" *silence*:D

Dave's PED expertise is very surface level compared to what you have on YT now. Plus he's covering for scammers like O'Hearn in a cowardly way like you say.

"A snake in the grass" Dexter called him LOL

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Re: Analysis of Dave Jumbo Palumbo's Psyche
« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2026, 11:23:05 PM »
He applied to medical school, therefore he's a doctor.

Seemed like Dorian didn't give a shit. Let's say Dorian is ridiculously wrong - Palumbo is certainly not the one to correct him LOL. "Dave, did you know there have been two forensic studies done? I have done the research, have you?" *silence*:D

Dave's PED expertise is very surface level compared to what you have on YT now. Plus he's covering for scammers like O'Hearn in a cowardly way like you say.

"A snake in the grass" Dexter called him LOL


Dorian is an alpha male, there is no question about that, and I don't even like him but I can see that. The point here is not if Dorian was right or wrong about the facts. The point is how Dave attacked him and as the narcissistic and antisocial person that he is, felt entitled to being the judge, jury, and executioner. (While completely lacking empathy and introspection, being a former convict and failed bodybuilder, he is the last person to feel called to be Dorians judge)

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Re: Analysis of Dave Jumbo Palumbo's Psyche
« Reply #9 on: Today at 12:00:11 AM »
We know Dave reads this so he's probably melting down.

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Re: Analysis of Dave Jumbo Palumbo's Psyche
« Reply #10 on: Today at 01:00:51 AM »
We know Dave reads this so he's probably melting down.

Good.

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Re: Analysis of Dave Jumbo Palumbo's Psyche
« Reply #11 on: Today at 01:36:45 AM »
Dave is fine.

I met him a few times and he had very large, Sideshow Bob feet.

He did recently get into some debacle with his gym’s employee, but other than that he’s doing his best with what he’s faced with.
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Re: Analysis of Dave Jumbo Palumbo's Psyche
« Reply #12 on: Today at 02:11:28 AM »
Dave is fine.

I met him a few times and he had very large, Sideshow Bob feet.

He did recently get into some debacle with his gym’s employee, but other than that he’s doing his best with what he’s faced with.

Hi Dave

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Re: Analysis of Dave Jumbo Palumbo's Psyche
« Reply #13 on: Today at 03:24:40 AM »
One thing we have to give him credit for; he did the work needed to become huge, even with average genetics. He endured the eating, the training pain, the soreness, the schmoe pleasing..
He had to swallow a lot in life to try to become a pro. And it never happened. Still, he didn't leave the industry.

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Re: Analysis of Dave Jumbo Palumbo's Psyche
« Reply #14 on: Today at 03:28:26 AM »
One thing we have to give him credit for; he did the work needed to become huge, even with average genetics. He endured the eating, the training pain, the soreness, the schmoe pleasing..
He had to swallow a lot in life to try to become a pro. And it never happened. Still, he didn't leave the industry.

Do you really think he had average genetics? Why do you think that?

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Re: Analysis of Dave Jumbo Palumbo's Psyche
« Reply #15 on: Today at 05:12:24 AM »
Do you really think he had average genetics? Why do you think that?

He is famous for developing Palumboism ....

However, I find interesting that many people within this charade/industry only take pride on getting heavy" no matter how mediocre they look for bodybuilding purposes ....

You abuse drugs, get to 300 pounds with PALUMBOISM you think of yourself like some guru elite bodybuilder...
and you will get the engagement on social media even if you never get a Pro card looking like that   .




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Re: Analysis of Dave Jumbo Palumbo's Psyche
« Reply #16 on: Today at 07:04:40 AM »
Do you really think he had average genetics? Why do you think that?
I was being nice:


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Re: Analysis of Dave Jumbo Palumbo's Psyche
« Reply #17 on: Today at 07:43:12 AM »
Dave had in fact alien genetics for developing muscle and staying lean. He even looks monkey-like in the face. But bodybuilding is more than getting heavy, as Pet Shop Boys said. His legs held most mass, hams and inner thighs in particular, arms had fever fibers and worse insertions.

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Re: Analysis of Dave Jumbo Palumbo's Psyche
« Reply #18 on: Today at 08:00:34 AM »
I was being nice:


What a beast!!! No wonder he went overboard with bigorexia.

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Re: Analysis of Dave Jumbo Palumbo's Psyche
« Reply #19 on: Today at 09:20:51 AM »
Dave had in fact alien genetics for developing muscle and staying lean. He even looks monkey-like in the face. But bodybuilding is more than getting heavy, as Pet Shop Boys said. His legs held most mass, hams and inner thighs in particular, arms had fever fibers and worse insertions.

I think he has spectacular genetics compared to what is average. He just looked like garbage as a result of losing the size game in a tragic manner. But before the decline he was a monster with abnormal glute-ham intersection (no homo)

Let's get back to discussing the topic at hand though, his personality, which is orders of magnitude more terrible than his physique ever was.