Author Topic: The Most Dangerous Gym in America  (Read 344 times)

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Re: The Most Dangerous Gym in America
« Reply #25 on: March 02, 2026, 11:57:09 PM »
What’s dangerous about it?
There’s an entrance fee of 100 burpees minimum. NO EXCEPTIONS. You must do pushups in between every set and you shall never put your knees on the floor when getting up. Water is not allowed. You must wear a hoodie. Haddy, one of the gym bosses, once dropped a loaded trap bar on his toe, causing it to gush blood and later get amputated. Fat Unc, the other gym boss, made him finish the workout before allowing him to go to the hospital. Bird Man and Haddy then had a falling out over hoodies and shirt sales. That’s why it’s the most dangerous gym.
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Re: The Most Dangerous Gym in America
« Reply #26 on: March 03, 2026, 12:34:48 AM »
There’s an entrance fee of 100 burpees minimum. NO EXCEPTIONS. You must do pushups in between every set and you shall never put your knees on the floor when getting up. Water is not allowed. You must wear a hoodie. Haddy, one of the gym bosses, once dropped a loaded trap bar on his toe, causing it to gush blood and later get amputated. Fat Unc, the other gym boss, made him finish the workout before allowing him to go to the hospital. Bird Man and Haddy then had a falling out over hoodies and shirt sales. That’s why it’s the most dangerous gym.

and you have to put your dumbells back on the rack

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Re: The Most Dangerous Gym in America
« Reply #27 on: March 03, 2026, 03:06:47 AM »
Sounds gay.

Lots of gay vibes in that place.


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Re: The Most Dangerous Gym in America
« Reply #28 on: March 03, 2026, 04:44:42 AM »
What’s dangerous about it?

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Re: The Most Dangerous Gym in America
« Reply #29 on: March 03, 2026, 08:52:31 AM »
Members are in danger of becoming a 'new thread' by Kwon on GetBig

Damn.  Hahahahaha

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Re: The Most Dangerous Gym in America
« Reply #30 on: March 03, 2026, 10:16:47 AM »
What’s dangerous about it?

Lots of buck breaking in the showers...
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