McDonalds CEO Taste Tests New Big Arch Burger

[Palumboism]

Just so you know, he's going to eat this for his lunch.   

He really loves this PRODUCT.   

[Palumboism]

Other CEO's take advantage of the moment to show him how it's done. 

[Rambone]

Old news of peace….

Burger King should bring back the French toast sticks and hire Bhanks for the debut bite.

[SF1900]

BHANKS probably eats a lot of burger king. He needs a lot of calories to maintain his size.

[Palumboism]

Old news of peace….

Burger King should bring back the French toast sticks and hire Bhanks for the debut bite.

I think Jack in the Box still has French toast sticks. The Double Tree Inn and Hampton Inn both server them for their complementary breakfast.   

[AbrahamG]

BHANKS probably eats a lot of burger king. He needs a lot of calories to maintain his size.

That's a good point.  He'd waste away with clean calories.  Metabolism of piece. 

[Rambone]

I think Jack in the Box still has French toast sticks. The Double Tree Inn and Hampton Inn both server them for their complementary breakfast.

Speaking of Double Tree, there’s nothing better than checking in and getting warm chocolate chip cookies

[NaturalWonder83]

I feel the better burgers are Shake Shack, Five Guys, and Wendy's. White Castle was okay. Haven't tried the improved Whopper yet. I would love to try In n Out and Habit, but there are none on the East Coast.

[mops]

For a sec, I read the thread title as "Big Ach" burger...

[Humble Narcissist]

Is that just a Big Mac with quarter pound patties?

[NaturalWonder83]

Is that just a Big Mac with quarter pound patties?

I believe the bun is different, there are crispy onions, and the sauce is elevated/gourmet.

[Humble Narcissist]

I believe the bun is different, there are crispy onions, and the sauce is elevated/gourmet.

It looks very tasty and filling.

[beakdoctor]

Just so you know, he's going to eat this for his lunch.   

He really loves this PRODUCT.   

Kind of has those Zuckerberg vibes from a few years ago. Like he's a robot or visiting alien from space, merely imitating being human. Who the fuck on earth eats a hamburger like that? Its like a gay dude eating pu ss y.

[Rambone]

For a sec, I read the thread title as "Big Ach" burger...

Haha!!!

[Rambone]

Kind of has those Zuckerberg vibes from a few years ago. Like he's a robot or visiting alien from space, merely imitating being human. Who the fuck on earth eats a hamburger like that? Its like a gay dude eating pu ss y.

I remember Zuckerberg tasting water for the first time like it was yesterday

[_bruce_]

For a sec, I read the thread title as "Big Ach" burger...

Totally forgot about him...

[obsidian]

The CEO should have eaten that whole burger on camera like Jules in Pulp Fiction. Missed opportunity here!

[obsidian]

For a sec, I read the thread title as "Big Ach" burger...

lmao - brilliant!

[LurkerNoMore]

The CEO should have eaten that whole burger on camera like Jules in Pulp Fiction. Missed opportunity here!

Iconic movie scene. 

[AbrahamG]

Just so you know, he's going to eat this for his lunch.   

He really loves this PRODUCT.   

I feel like he should be a Coney Island CEO as eating hotdogs would probably come more natural to him. 

[Rambone]

Iconic movie scene.

[Irongrip400]

Speaking of Double Tree, there’s nothing better than checking in and getting warm chocolate chip cookies

I thought that was Country Inn & Suites?

[Palumboism]

I thought that was Country Inn & Suites?

You're thinking of Toll House Inn.

Ruth Jones Graves Wakefield was an American chef, best known as the inventor of the Toll House cookie - the first chocolate chip cookie.
Ruth and her husband bought a tourist lodge that they called the Toll House Inn. They called it this because it was located on what use to be a toll road between Boston and New Bedford. Ruth cooked for the guests and her recipes were a hit! Her choclate chip cookie became so popular that it was featured in newspapers. The "Toll House Cookie" became the most popular cookie of the time.
Her use of Nestlé chocolate was beneficial for both parties because their sales went through the roof, and the two came together in an agreement where Nestle began to print the Toll House cookie recipe on the back of their package. Part of Ruth's payment was Nestlé agreeing to give her as much chocolate as she needed for the REST of her life!

[WrongAdvices]

This has a new sauce with a little bit of spicy kick, and cheese a little gooier. I think id prefer it with the normal Big Mac sauce. It’s a recognition that people have come to expect bigger burgers.

[snx]

I like how we expect this shill to fake his way into our common viewing pleasure. Meanwhile we all know McDonald’s tastes like ass. But we somehow want this idiot to fake his way into liking it for our pleasure. As if any other reaction is an offense to our sensibilities. As if chewing on a pile of shit is to be admired as part
Of the almighty masculine chase for a dollar to feed our families. As if selling out your physical being for a company that employs you “at will” is something to be admired.

Grow up men. Your company doesn’t care if you live or die. Choking down shit should t be part of the job description. And it isn’t. Even for a CEO.

Now the rhetoric aside, he should have told his CFO, “eat the fucking burger and like it, Jim, or it’s your ass.” But I digress.