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Jill Biden Secret Service detail shoots himself
« on: March 27, 2026, 08:31:17 PM »
Untrained and incompetent. Gun falls out his holster then puts his finger on the trigger to reholster….

INCOMPETENT: Former First Lady Jill Biden’s Secret Service agent accidentally shot himself in the leg at the Philadelphia International Airport earlier today.

Mike Emanuel: “The agent was not with Jill Biden… when he shot himself in the leg with his own service weapon.”

Per @susancrabtree, the brand-new agent forgot his cell phone in the SUV. He rushed back to retrieve it, his pistol fell out of the holster, and when he attempted to reholster the weapon, he shot himself in the buttocks.

https://x.com/redwavepress/status/2037693421947703727?s=46

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Re: Jill Biden Secret Service detail shoots himself
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2026, 09:26:13 PM »
Untrained and incompetent. Gun falls out his holster then puts his finger on the trigger to reholster….

INCOMPETENT: Former First Lady Jill Biden’s Secret Service agent accidentally shot himself in the leg at the Philadelphia International Airport earlier today.

Mike Emanuel: “The agent was not with Jill Biden… when he shot himself in the leg with his own service weapon.”

Per @susancrabtree, the brand-new agent forgot his cell phone in the SUV. He rushed back to retrieve it, his pistol fell out of the holster, and when he attempted to reholster the weapon, he shot himself in the buttocks.

https://x.com/redwavepress/status/2037693421947703727?s=46

Shot himself in the ass, which I guess is technically the leg (especially if you are Hankins)

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Re: Jill Biden Secret Service detail shoots himself
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2026, 11:25:49 PM »
Hopefully there is video footage!   ;D

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Re: Jill Biden Secret Service detail shoots himself
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2026, 12:52:45 AM »
If only he trained with the famed ex-Delta Force legend, RA Multi-cert Instructor, CA DOJ Approved CCW Instructor, and "protector" Coach Marino. The man who's never spent a single day in any uniform or conducted any operations involving firearms whatsoever, LMAO. At least he'd have looked cool with his custom "liberal tears" magazine and intimidating "don't tread on me" T-shirts. All the gear, no idea lololol. Getbig's Steven Seagal.

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Re: Jill Biden Secret Service detail shoots himself
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2026, 06:08:20 AM »
Mr. Casserole fucks.

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Re: Jill Biden Secret Service detail shoots himself
« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2026, 06:24:42 AM »
If only he trained with the famed ex-Delta Force legend, RA Multi-cert Instructor, CA DOJ Approved CCW Instructor, and "protector" Coach Marino. The man who's never spent a single day in any uniform or conducted any operations involving firearms whatsoever, LMAO. At least he'd have looked cool with his custom "liberal tears" magazine and intimidating "don't tread on me" T-shirts. All the gear, no idea lololol. Getbig's Steven Seagal.

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Look at that loadout! An ammo cache that would make any COD player blush. 

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Re: Jill Biden Secret Service detail shoots himself
« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2026, 08:22:55 PM »
If only he trained with the famed ex-Delta Force legend, RA Multi-cert Instructor, CA DOJ Approved CCW Instructor, and "protector" Coach Marino. The man who's never spent a single day in any uniform or conducted any operations involving firearms whatsoever, LMAO. At least he'd have looked cool with his custom "liberal tears" magazine and intimidating "don't tread on me" T-shirts. All the gear, no idea lololol. Getbig's Steven Seagal.

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Still waiting for you prove yourself Mr. Stolen Valor or do you want to come out from behind that gimmick and man up? Maybe the gimmick is Rambone

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Re: Jill Biden Secret Service detail shoots himself
« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2026, 08:36:08 PM »
….from the cowards


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Re: Jill Biden Secret Service detail shoots himself
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2026, 10:35:05 PM »
Liberals cry indeed Coach when they see your pictures

They cry from laughter

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Re: Jill Biden Secret Service detail shoots himself
« Reply #9 on: Today at 03:58:44 AM »
Still waiting for you prove yourself Mr. Stolen Valor or do you want to come out from behind that gimmick and man up? Maybe the gimmick is Rambone

Nice conspiracy theory, short stack. I’ve never had a gimmick on here. For a guy like you who has posted the most fake news threads out of any Getbig member on here over the years but now claims everything is a conspiracy, is very rich. Stay frosty!

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Re: Jill Biden Secret Service detail shoots himself
« Reply #10 on: Today at 01:50:30 PM »
….from the cowards

Leave the Israeli's out of this.