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Gym Gloves
« on: March 28, 2026, 07:27:35 AM »
Does anyone still use these p-ussy pads ?

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Re: Gym Gloves
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2026, 08:19:55 AM »
 ???

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Re: Gym Gloves
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2026, 08:28:11 AM »
???

hes probably seen an old photo of Krank with lifting gloves on so is fishing for attention.

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Re: Gym Gloves
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2026, 08:49:25 AM »
hes probably seen an old photo of Krank with lifting gloves on so is fishing for attention.
only 2 things smell like fish

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Re: Gym Gloves
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2026, 08:56:41 AM »
Go f*ck yourself, Donny.

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Re: Gym Gloves
« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2026, 09:08:31 AM »

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Re: Gym Gloves
« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2026, 09:39:04 AM »

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Re: Gym Gloves
« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2026, 09:48:18 AM »
hes probably seen an old photo of Krank with lifting gloves on so is fishing for attention.

I'll have you know, sir, that I have never worn gloves. 

I resent that insulting remark Lord Joswift and I ask, sir, how dare you?

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Re: Gym Gloves
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2026, 09:51:18 AM »
I'll have you know, sir, that I have never worn gloves. 

I resent that insulting remark Lord Joswift and I ask, sir, how dare you?

he seems to have targeted you at present...maybe hes seen someone else with gloves on, chances are they wont bite now.

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Re: Gym Gloves
« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2026, 09:56:37 AM »
he seems to have targeted you at present...maybe hes seen someone else with gloves on, chances are they wont bite now.

As part of the Gentlemans code I ask you, sir, to apologize or we shall have to duel.

Only thing biting is Donny....on a pillow

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Re: Gym Gloves
« Reply #10 on: March 28, 2026, 09:59:16 AM »
As part of the Gentlemans code I ask you, sir, to apologize or we shall have to duel.

Only thing biting is Donny....on a pillow

I dough my hat sir...

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Re: Gym Gloves
« Reply #11 on: March 28, 2026, 10:03:57 AM »
I dough my hat sir...

Very well.  We shall commence our mutual mockery of the buffoon Bhanks.   I must commend you on your most admirable conduct, which reflects the true essence of a gentleman.

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Re: Gym Gloves
« Reply #12 on: March 28, 2026, 12:00:14 PM »
Go f*ck yourself, Donny.

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And make sure to look Left & Right before doing so.

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Re: Gym Gloves
« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2026, 02:33:07 PM »
You should not wear gym gloves. You need to develop calluses.

You can’t pause a robbery in your house and ask the cat burglar to wait while you put on your gym gloves. And you can’t ask the mugger in the alley to pause the mugging while you put on your gym gloves.

The same concept and mindset applies to straps.

The only people who are permitted to wear gloves are retired older rich people who spend winters in Florida, elderly men and women, and short Latino men in tank tops and lifting belts.
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Re: Gym Gloves
« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2026, 02:39:23 PM »
You should not wear gym gloves. You need to develop calluses.

You can’t pause a robbery in your house and ask the cat burglar to wait while you put on your gym gloves. And you can’t ask the mugger in the alley to pause the mugging while you put on your gym gloves.

The same concept and mindset applies to straps.

The only people who are permitted to wear gloves are retired older rich people who spend winters in Florida, elderly men and women, and short Latino men in tank tops and lifting belts.
If you're going to be robbed or mugged you shouldn't be putting gloves on, you should be cooperating so you can get home safely to your family.
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: Gym Gloves
« Reply #15 on: March 28, 2026, 04:50:16 PM »
If you're going to be robbed or mugged you shouldn't be putting gloves on, you should be cooperating so you can get home safely to your family.


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Re: Gym Gloves
« Reply #16 on: March 28, 2026, 04:52:31 PM »
only 2 things smell like fish

MattC's dick and your asshole

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Re: Gym Gloves
« Reply #17 on: March 29, 2026, 01:10:15 PM »
If you're going to be robbed or mugged you shouldn't be putting gloves on, you should be cooperating so you can get home safely to your family.
Calluses, you need calluses.
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Re: Gym Gloves
« Reply #18 on: March 29, 2026, 02:43:25 PM »
If you're going to be robbed or mugged you shouldn't be putting gloves on, you should be cooperating so you can get home safely to your family.

Hahahahha.

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Re: Gym Gloves
« Reply #19 on: March 29, 2026, 02:48:29 PM »
Gloves?

We don`t need no stinkin` gloves!   ;D

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Re: Gym Gloves
« Reply #20 on: March 29, 2026, 03:32:29 PM »
The closest thing I’ll get to gloves is what I purchased at Homegoods(nh) today for $10. They’re like a Meeko wraps ripoff of wrist wraps with metal hooks. My back thickness will explode to bhanks proportions in no time!

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Re: Gym Gloves
« Reply #22 on: March 30, 2026, 05:07:30 AM »
Donny decided to call me a fucking weirdo for my posting of FAiLED products in the Random Pic thread.  It was after the tampon gloves post.  Seems that post hit a little too close to home for him (or her?)

I am STILL waiting for you to give me your extensive credentials that tell me I should consider your "tip".  Will I get that after you post 38Returns' address or before?


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Re: Gym Gloves
« Reply #23 on: March 30, 2026, 05:09:26 AM »
Donny decided to call me a fucking weirdo for my posting of FAiLED products in the Random Pic thread.  It was after the tampon gloves post.  Seems that post hit a little too close to home for him (or her?)

I am STILL waiting for you to give me your extensive credentials that tell me I should consider your "tip".  Will I get that after you post 38Returns' address or before?
& the Kiddies Dolls
just fuck off weirdo this is about Gym stuff don´t want your sick shit on my thread

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Re: Gym Gloves
« Reply #24 on: March 30, 2026, 05:12:23 AM »
The closest thing I’ll get to gloves is what I purchased at Homegoods(nh) today for $10. They’re like a Meeko wraps ripoff of wrist wraps with metal hooks. My back thickness will explode to bhanks proportions in no time!
blast from the past  ;D