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All These Neew Gym Machines
« on: April 16, 2026, 01:16:26 PM »
Why do people need 8 billion machines? The basics build muscle, now theres 17 machines to emulate 1 movement. Do squats, rows, deads etc. Ridiculous

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Re: All These Neew Gym Machines
« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2026, 01:44:33 PM »
People love new gadgets.

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Re: All These Neew Gym Machines
« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2026, 04:09:38 PM »
Some machines are great and have their place, but nothing beats the good old pig iron !!

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Re: All These Neew Gym Machines
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2026, 04:56:24 PM »
I think the next generation of equipment will actually being giving motorized support to the movement.

These fat fucking kids on these e-bikes aren’t going to want to actually lift these weights themselves if they don’t have to.

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Re: All These Neew Gym Machines
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2026, 05:12:02 PM »
I think the next generation of equipment will actually being giving motorized support to the movement.

These fat fucking kids on these e-bikes aren’t going to want to actually lift these weights themselves if they don’t have to.
Sadly enough,you`re probably right !!   :(

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Re: All These Neew Gym Machines
« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2026, 05:37:08 PM »
There's a seated shoulder press machine in one of the gyms I use & every Twink & his dog
Is queueing up to use it as they can stack 80-100kg aside on it  ::) 
They look bewildered when I ask them if they squat that much.

Fucking Bunch of Retarded Khvnts. 🤬🤬🤬

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Re: All These Neew Gym Machines
« Reply #6 on: April 16, 2026, 05:40:18 PM »
There's a seated shoulder press machine in one of the gyms I use & every Twink & his dog
Is queueing up to use it as they can stack 80-100kg aside on it  ::) 
They look bewildered when I ask them if they squat that much.

Fucking Bunch of Retarded Khvnts. 🤬🤬🤬
They are probably wondering what a Squat is  !   :D

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Re: All These Neew Gym Machines
« Reply #7 on: April 16, 2026, 05:43:41 PM »
They are probably wondering what a Squat is  !   :D

Yes no doubt - Its come to something when none of them will do legs or back with
A 65yr man as I train to Hard& heavy !!!  For Fucks sake - its pathetic 🙄

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Re: All These Neew Gym Machines
« Reply #8 on: April 16, 2026, 05:49:46 PM »
Yes no doubt - Its come to something when none of them will do legs or back with
A 65yr man as I train to Hard& heavy !!!  For Fucks sake - its pathetic 🙄
If they do happen to Squat it`s a quarter rep or less with way too much weight in the Smith Machine,back waving like a flag in the wind, and barely bending their knees..........fags!!   :D

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Re: All These Neew Gym Machines
« Reply #9 on: April 16, 2026, 05:53:27 PM »
If they do happen to Squat it`s a quarter rep or less with way too much weight in the Smith Machine,back waving like a flag in the wind, and barely bending their knees..........fags!!   :D

Very true - only they've learnt not to come into the leg room when I'm squatting as I make
Them do full squats with a fraction of their original weight .

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Re: All These Neew Gym Machines
« Reply #10 on: April 16, 2026, 10:50:55 PM »
Machines usually are safer and better suited for people with joint injuries for example.

Free weights often also are problematic for gyms as idiot customers leave them lying around everywhere instead of putting them back in / on the racks

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Re: All These Neew Gym Machines
« Reply #11 on: Today at 12:15:23 AM »
Machines usually are safer and better suited for people with joint injuries for example.

Free weights often also are problematic for gyms as idiot customers leave them lying around everywhere instead of putting them back in / on the racks

this is hearsay as you have never been in a gym.... ;D