Author Topic: Trophy Hunting (Read 739 times)

AbrahamG · « **on:** April 24, 2026, 07:20:19 PM »

This made my day. Fuck him and those of his ilk.

https://crooksandliars.com/2026/04/big-game-hunter-trampled-death-elephants

Brenda Steunbeer · « **Reply #1 on:** April 24, 2026, 10:14:32 PM »

Hobby hunters, serial killers and pedophiles usually are the same kind of people. Very similar perverts.

(We had lots of murders in the recent years here in Holland and in Germany by psycho hobby hunters. Killing their own family, police officers, neighbors etc etc. Apart from them torturing animals to death just for the fun of it. Mentally ill sickos)

AbrahamG · « **Reply #2 on:** April 24, 2026, 10:19:45 PM »

Agreed.

wes · « **Reply #3 on:** April 24, 2026, 10:46:04 PM »

Quote from: AbrahamG on April 24, 2026, 07:20:19 PM

This made my day. Fuck him and those of his ilk.

https://crooksandliars.com/2026/04/big-game-hunter-trampled-death-elephants

He fucked around and found out........fucking murderer.

Barry Casserole, P.I. · « **Reply #4 on:** April 24, 2026, 11:14:17 PM »

My personal measure of a man has always been his benevolence towards other animals. If I even so much as think about one of these trophy hunters attempting to harm a beautiful baby lion cub, I am overcome by an incandescent fury that sees me mutate before your very eyes from mild-mannered Barry to a savage beast with the wrathful fire of hell roaring within his breast. I often use it to fuel my workouts, and it's what I attribute my perfect Adonis ratio to. I refer to this particular communion of mind and muscle as "the alchemy of wrath and iron." It's a key feature of The Casserole Program.

This is why I will round-house the bandana off BigRo's head then strip him naked if we ever cross paths: The big stiff hippy claims to have some "special connection" with God and the universe from always wanking in farmer's fields and posing in the lotus position, yet he's stuffing his face with other sentient mammals that just want to see out their short time on Earth without violently ending up on the dinner plate of some bungling muscle-bound doofus.

-Casserole

IroNat · « **Reply #5 on:** April 25, 2026, 10:09:53 AM »

Quote from: Barry Casserole, P.I. on April 24, 2026, 11:14:17 PM

My personal measure of a man has always been his benevolence towards other animals. If I even so much as think about one of these trophy hunters attempting to harm a beautiful baby lion cub, I am overcome by an incandescent fury that sees me mutate before your very eyes from mild-mannered Barry to a savage beast with the wrathful fire of hell roaring within his breast. I often use it to fuel my workouts, and it's what I attribute my perfect Adonis ratio to. I refer to this particular communion of mind and muscle as "the alchemy of wrath and iron." It's a key feature of The Casserole Program.

This is why I will round-house the bandana off BigRo's head then strip him naked if we ever cross paths: The big stiff hippy claims to have some "special connection" with God and the universe from always wanking in farmer's fields and posing in the lotus position, yet he's stuffing his face with other sentient mammals that just want to see out their short time on Earth without violently ending up on the dinner plate of some bungling muscle-bound doofus.

-Casserole

Keep up your awesomeness, Barry!

LurkerNoMore · « **Reply #6 on:** April 25, 2026, 11:12:19 AM »

This and "sports" where animals are hurt (bull fighting and rodeos), absolutely detest me. There is nothing more magnificent than seeing videos or reading articles where the animals came out on top.

herne · « **Reply #7 on:** April 25, 2026, 02:33:12 PM »

AbrahamG · « **Reply #8 on:** April 25, 2026, 03:18:20 PM »

I hope it wasn't quick and that unimaginable pain and suffering was involved.

Rambone · « **Reply #9 on:** April 25, 2026, 03:34:09 PM »

Very satisfying

BB · « **Reply #10 on:** April 25, 2026, 06:27:59 PM »

"Everybody wanna be a big game hunter, but don't nobody wanna get stomped by no heavy ass elephants."

No tears shed, risk of that silly hobby.

AbrahamG · « **Reply #11 on:** April 25, 2026, 10:54:19 PM »

The death penalty is too kind for these sick fucks. They should be drawn and quartered. Starting with cock and balls.

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #12 on:** April 25, 2026, 11:27:49 PM »

I was never a fan of people hunting exotic animals. He got what he deserved.

Brenda Steunbeer · « **Reply #13 on:** **Today** at 03:03:47 AM »

Meet french billionaire Olivier Bouygues, Bouygues is a french engineering group / conglomerate. Revenue in 2025: 57 billion euros.

He has been arrested for poaching on his domain, illegally hunting protected bird species.
Investigators suspect "systematic destruction over several years". Apart from a hunting enclosure with excessive numbers of wild boar.
Tip of the iceberg, the french elites are utter perverts, but alas seldom get arrested

https://www.brusselstimes.com/1657250/french-billionaire-olivier-bouygues-in-custody-on-suspicion-of-poaching

Brenda Steunbeer · « **Reply #14 on:** **Today** at 03:14:10 AM »

This was last year, another American micropenis loser got killed by a cape buffalo. Psycho Asher Watkins from Texas. Hope he got gored and suffered immensely before he died

https://globalnews.ca/news/11322423/asher-watkins-killed-buffalo-hunting-south-africa/

Hope this whore gets gored too, with HQ close up footage so we all can enjoy it

illuminati · « **Reply #15 on:** **Today** at 03:43:04 AM »

Great Fantastic news I hope suffered greatly he deserved
every last stomp & more

LurkerNoMore · « **Reply #16 on:** **Today** at 06:28:18 AM »

Quote from: BB on April 25, 2026, 06:27:59 PM

"Everybody wanna be a big game hunter, but don't nobody wanna get stomped by no heavy ass elephants."

No tears shed, risk of that silly hobby.

LMAO!!!

falco · « **Reply #17 on:** **Today** at 09:19:12 AM »

"Everybody got a plan until they get punched in the head, by elephants.

illuminati · « **Reply #18 on:** **Today** at 11:31:35 AM »

Quote from: falco on Today at 09:19:12 AM

"Everybody got a plan until they get Stomped in the head, by elephants.

Fixed

Hulkotron · « **Reply #19 on:** **Today** at 11:34:38 AM »

Quote from: Barry Casserole, P.I. on April 24, 2026, 11:14:17 PM

My personal measure of a man has always been his benevolence towards other animals.

Spot on Cass.

In this "hunter's" case: if you mess with the bull often enough, eventually you get the horns.

funk51 · « **Reply #20 on:** **Today** at 12:41:24 PM »

Quote from: illuminati on Today at 03:43:04 AM

Great Fantastic news I hope suffered greatly he deserved
every last stomp & more

What about when these guys trophy hunt and kill endangered species

I guess it's move on nothing to see here.

Lartinos · « **Reply #21 on:** **Today** at 12:44:00 PM »

Im not a fan of trophy hunting, but I hate people going on safari much more.