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How many women have you slept with? Prostitutes and sex clubs don't count

0-5
2 (8%)
5-10
1 (4%)
10-20
5 (20%)
50-100
5 (20%)
100+
12 (48%)

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Author Topic: the REAL bodycount of getbiggers  (Read 2192 times)

Royalty

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Re: the REAL bodycount of getbiggers
« Reply #50 on: April 27, 2026, 08:42:28 AM »
Don't do it cheif. It doesn't have to be like this

Cheap highlights

 mismatched bra and panties

ultra thick carpet to block out the sound of the pakis downstairs

Where did you find her? Moldova?
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It’s a photoshop.


He is just jealous of you 😃

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Re: the REAL bodycount of getbiggers
« Reply #51 on: April 27, 2026, 08:53:51 AM »
Thanks for proving my point, noone has seen you with a woman in the last 25 years.

The awful skank that married you to get a visa doesn't count.

"Player"


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Re: the REAL bodycount of getbiggers
« Reply #52 on: April 27, 2026, 08:55:11 AM »
Thanks for proving my point, noone has seen you with a woman in the last 25 years.

The awful skank that married you to get a visa doesn't count.

"Player"

I found every picture he ever posted of women he claimed he was with on hookers websites

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Re: the REAL bodycount of getbiggers
« Reply #53 on: April 27, 2026, 09:00:39 AM »
This is like season 5 of The Sopranos when all the old timers finished their 20 year prison terms. It's a glorious day. Welcome back DJ, Royalty and even the creeper Basile. Hopefully Bhanks ain't too far behind.

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Re: the REAL bodycount of getbiggers
« Reply #54 on: April 27, 2026, 09:02:34 AM »
This is like season 5 of The Sopranos when all the old timers finished their 20 year prison terms. It's a glorious day. Welcome back DJ, Royalty and even the creeper Basile. Hopefully Bhanks ain't too far behind.

The Dream Team unites again!

Royalty

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Re: the REAL bodycount of getbiggers
« Reply #55 on: April 27, 2026, 09:18:44 AM »
"Bodycounts" are for bipolar losers and notch hyenas. Men who fuck overweight mud sharks with low self esteem just to get on a power trip. Men who are so thirsty they would fuck anything, anytime.

Lions don't stoop to that level.

I've been tapping this ass for the last 4 years, she is now 30

I am 42.

Your turn, shitweasel.

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The pic looks very “authentic” 🤣🤣

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Re: the REAL bodycount of getbiggers
« Reply #56 on: April 27, 2026, 09:23:52 AM »
Royalty sees a glimpse of a getbiggers hand and suddenly he's back and posting like a maniac. What a loser freak!

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Re: the REAL bodycount of getbiggers
« Reply #57 on: April 27, 2026, 09:52:54 AM »
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The pic looks very “authentic” 🤣🤣

100% shopped ma man

Guarantee my Adonis ratio dicks ALL over his 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Put his face up against mine and we know who comes out on top! 8) 8)

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Re: the REAL bodycount of getbiggers
« Reply #58 on: April 27, 2026, 10:07:40 AM »
and as we were just cruising along with series of amusing and rational posts as if by magic the forum slips back into shit territory with the return of the top two worst posters in history

Get ready for an anxiety attack of rapid fire bullshit

dj181

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Re: the REAL bodycount of getbiggers
« Reply #59 on: April 27, 2026, 10:20:33 AM »
and as we were just cruising along with series of amusing and rational posts as if by magic the forum slips back into shit territory with the return of the top two worst posters in history

Get ready for an anxiety attack of rapid fire bullshit

I've read suicide notes that were more amusing than you

and I'm not staying anyway so get fucked ya fagggg  8) 8)

I'm just saying, unblock everyone

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Re: the REAL bodycount of getbiggers
« Reply #60 on: April 27, 2026, 10:32:29 AM »
Welcome back, Douglas. How are you spending the pocket money from your mom these days?

dj181

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Re: the REAL bodycount of getbiggers
« Reply #61 on: April 27, 2026, 10:37:14 AM »
Welcome back, Douglas. How are you spending the pocket money from your mom these days?

gym membership. lots of salmon for da gainzzz  8)

also blowing a lot on Tinder dates so I need to get the English lessons back up and running

waiting for her to die so I can get that easy money, tbh  :P

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Re: the REAL bodycount of getbiggers
« Reply #62 on: April 27, 2026, 10:53:09 AM »
gym membership. lots of salmon for da gainzzz  8)

also blowing a lot on Tinder dates so I need to get the English lessons back up and running

waiting for her to die so I can get that easy money, tbh  :P

They have Tinder in Moldova?

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Re: the REAL bodycount of getbiggers
« Reply #63 on: April 27, 2026, 11:20:15 AM »
I know my job count,....wrote it down 1 day 139 jobs in my life.

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Re: the REAL bodycount of getbiggers
« Reply #64 on: April 27, 2026, 12:50:16 PM »
also blowing a lot of Tinder dates so I need to get the English lessons back up and running

Finally gave in and switched to dudes, huh?
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Re: the REAL bodycount of getbiggers
« Reply #65 on: April 27, 2026, 12:54:52 PM »
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The pic looks very “authentic” 🤣🤣
Nice if real.
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Re: the REAL bodycount of getbiggers
« Reply #66 on: April 27, 2026, 01:08:08 PM »
this is shocking to me, I would have easily guessed over 100

Why thank you sir. I was never much for just banging broads. I enjoyed many handies mainly due to not wanting any diseases as I refuse to use condoms and some of these broads were questionable.

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Re: the REAL bodycount of getbiggers
« Reply #67 on: April 27, 2026, 01:38:48 PM »
"Bodycounts" are for bipolar losers and notch hyenas. Men who fuck overweight mud sharks with low self esteem just to get on a power trip. Men who are so thirsty they would fuck anything, anytime

Guilty as charged


100% shopped ma man

Guarantee my Adonis ratio dicks ALL over his 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Put his face up against mine and we know who comes out on top! 8) 8)

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Re: the REAL bodycount of getbiggers
« Reply #68 on: April 27, 2026, 02:20:51 PM »
Hey Raymondo, let me know if I can bury my face in that ass sometime. Would be greatly appreciated.

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Re: the REAL bodycount of getbiggers
« Reply #69 on: April 27, 2026, 04:25:17 PM »
Hey Raymondo, let me know if I can bury my face in that ass sometime. Would be greatly appreciated.
Before or after Raymondo used it?
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: the REAL bodycount of getbiggers
« Reply #70 on: April 27, 2026, 04:53:31 PM »
Hey Raymondo, let me know if I can bury my face in that ass sometime. Would be greatly appreciated.

This would be taken completely different if he didn't post a pic.
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Re: the REAL bodycount of getbiggers
« Reply #71 on: April 27, 2026, 05:04:54 PM »
This would be taken completely different if he didn't post a pic.
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Re: the REAL bodycount of getbiggers
« Reply #72 on: April 27, 2026, 05:05:30 PM »
This would be taken completely different if he didn't post a pic.
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Re: the REAL bodycount of getbiggers
« Reply #73 on: April 27, 2026, 09:40:02 PM »
I think DJ181 (The Shape) may be suffering from Food Noise because of the obsession with food that his posts show here every time he comes back.  Be careful, apparently the GLP-1s affect not only Food Noise, but all other aspects of pleasures causing a flattened apathetic "Ozempic personality".

https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2026/04/16/ozempic-personality-glp1-side-effects/

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Re: the REAL bodycount of getbiggers
« Reply #74 on: April 27, 2026, 10:33:43 PM »


It’s a photoshop.


He is just jealous of you 😃


WooooOOOOOOh!

Royalty, my boy!

Did you cast your vote? What is your body count? I hope you've been faithful to me!