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MArathon Under 2 Hours
« on: April 26, 2026, 05:34:00 PM »
2 nogs ran the London marathon under 2 hours. Like fuk, thats insane, 13 mph for 2 hours. How is that even possible? I guess running away from lions and tigers makes you fast as fuck, but man thats some kind of pace

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Re: MArathon Under 2 Hours
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2026, 06:28:55 PM »
2 nogs ran the London marathon under 2 hours. Like fuk, thats insane, 13 mph for 2 hours. How is that even possible? I guess running away from lions and tigers makes you fast as fuck, but man thats some kind of pace

Yes good going - only does he even Lift or Eat ?  Has about as much muscle as DJ101.
And what can he Squat & Bench ?   ;D

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Re: MArathon Under 2 Hours
« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2026, 06:43:21 PM »
Yes good going - only does he even Lift or Eat ?  Has about as much muscle as DJ101.
And what can he Squat & Bench ?   ;D

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Re: MArathon Under 2 Hours
« Reply #3 on: Today at 02:17:00 AM »
Amazing achievement. I would like to know what is special about those shoes.

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Re: MArathon Under 2 Hours
« Reply #4 on: Today at 04:13:31 AM »
The second-place guy in this race actually also ran under 2:00, I read that it was his first marathon.

A Hebress also set the women's record.

Maybe the course was short?

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Re: MArathon Under 2 Hours
« Reply #5 on: Today at 06:56:37 AM »
The second-place guy in this race actually also ran under 2:00, I read that it was his first marathon.

A Hebress also set the women's record.

Maybe the course was short?

I didn't want to be a hater and say the same thing, but it does seem a bit surprising that multiple people broke the world record by such a large margin!  They're claiming it was simply because there was virtually perfect weather for a marathon, as well as having a steady wind at their back.

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Re: MArathon Under 2 Hours
« Reply #6 on: Today at 07:36:24 AM »
What did the robot run it in?

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Re: MArathon Under 2 Hours
« Reply #8 on: Today at 08:54:05 AM »
who wrote that on his shoe for him?