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MUSLIM-Only day at Texas Waterpark
« on: May 07, 2026, 04:47:48 AM »
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Re: MUSLIM-Only day at Texas Waterpark
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2026, 04:51:10 AM »

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Re: MUSLIM-Only day at Texas Waterpark
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2026, 05:57:58 AM »
How many bombs were confiscated?

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Re: MUSLIM-Only day at Texas Waterpark
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2026, 06:06:31 AM »
I think there have been Jew only days at Six Flags.

They rent out the whole park for a day.  Not a big deal.

Miley Cyrus, Michael Jackson, and Kim Kardashian rented out Disney World years ago.

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Re: MUSLIM-Only day at Texas Waterpark
« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2026, 06:28:06 AM »
I think there have been Jew only days at Six Flags.

They rent out the whole park for a day.  Not a big deal.

Miley Cyrus, Michael Jackson, and Kim Kardashian rented out Disney World years ago.
I'll bet the park lost a lot of money on "Jew Day." They were probably negotiating the cost of tickets and food the whole day.

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Re: MUSLIM-Only day at Texas Waterpark
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2026, 06:40:23 AM »
I wonder if the food prep areas will permanently absorb any curry odors. Will there be any prayer mats left in the Lost and Found?
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Re: MUSLIM-Only day at Texas Waterpark
« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2026, 07:00:37 AM »
I imagine the water was changed for the next day..

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Re: MUSLIM-Only day at Texas Waterpark
« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2026, 07:02:29 AM »
FILT !!

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Re: MUSLIM-Only day at Texas Waterpark
« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2026, 10:45:36 AM »
I think there have been Jew only days at Six Flags.

They rent out the whole park for a day.  Not a big deal.

Miley Cyrus, Michael Jackson, and Kim Kardashian rented out Disney World years ago.

If I owned a water park I would install Jewish ritual baths, "mikhvehs," for the lovely Hasids for sure.


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Re: MUSLIM-Only day at Texas Waterpark
« Reply #9 on: May 07, 2026, 11:13:36 AM »
Should be a bodybuilder day.
Full of muscular thong warriors of peace

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Re: MUSLIM-Only day at Texas Waterpark
« Reply #10 on: May 07, 2026, 11:32:20 AM »
Should be a bodybuilder day.
Full of muscular thong warriors of peace

A day full of thonged warriors, dirty Hasids and one Linsey Graham would be an ideal day for me.

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Re: MUSLIM-Only day at Texas Waterpark
« Reply #11 on: May 07, 2026, 11:39:49 AM »
I’d never ever seen a paki in a swimming pool till I took the kids to the water park at Blackpool and they were just like that fully clothed in the water, fucking clowns

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Re: MUSLIM-Only day at Texas Waterpark
« Reply #12 on: May 08, 2026, 02:31:10 AM »
How many bombs were confiscated?
I know you're joking...

I know Muslims. They are not all running around with bombs FFS. If that was the case you could have had 200-500 or more suicide bombers bring the US to a standstill. In Mad Max Fury Road and Furiosa, Immortan Joe has thousands of War Boys willing to die at the snap of a finger. Imagine suicide bombers going to theme parks, shopping malls, gas stations, restaurants, etc. And blowing themselves up along with a few others. There would be chaos. Markets would crash.

And yet they (Muslims) don't. Because just maybe they are not as crazy as they are made out to be. You actually hope this "terrorist" narrative is false.

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Re: MUSLIM-Only day at Texas Waterpark
« Reply #13 on: May 08, 2026, 02:32:50 AM »
I’d never ever seen a paki in a swimming pool till I took the kids to the water park at Blackpool and they were just like that fully clothed in the water, fucking clowns
probably piss in the water too  :-X

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Re: MUSLIM-Only day at Texas Waterpark
« Reply #14 on: May 08, 2026, 06:35:59 AM »
I know you're joking...

I know Muslims. They are not all running around with bombs FFS. If that was the case you could have had 200-500 or more suicide bombers bring the US to a standstill. In Mad Max Fury Road and Furiosa, Immortan Joe has thousands of War Boys willing to die at the snap of a finger. Imagine suicide bombers going to theme parks, shopping malls, gas stations, restaurants, etc. And blowing themselves up along with a few others. There would be chaos. Markets would crash.

And yet they (Muslims) don't. Because just maybe they are not as crazy as they are made out to be. You actually hope this "terrorist" narrative is false.
The type of post we expect from you. You seemingly support the terrorist state of Eeron, so it makes sense.
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: MUSLIM-Only day at Texas Waterpark
« Reply #15 on: May 08, 2026, 08:36:51 AM »
I know you're joking...

I know Muslims. They are not all running around with bombs FFS. If that was the case you could have had 200-500 or more suicide bombers bring the US to a standstill. In Mad Max Fury Road and Furiosa, Immortan Joe has thousands of War Boys willing to die at the snap of a finger. Imagine suicide bombers going to theme parks, shopping malls, gas stations, restaurants, etc. And blowing themselves up along with a few others. There would be chaos. Markets would crash.

And yet they (Muslims) don't. Because just maybe they are not as crazy as they are made out to be. You actually hope this "terrorist" narrative is false.
I've known 4 Muslim men. All were business owners and very nice.

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Re: MUSLIM-Only day at Texas Waterpark
« Reply #16 on: May 08, 2026, 08:45:00 AM »
I've known 4 Muslim men. All were business owners and very nice.
How nice?

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Re: MUSLIM-Only day at Texas Waterpark
« Reply #17 on: May 09, 2026, 07:27:55 AM »

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Re: MUSLIM-Only day at Texas Waterpark
« Reply #18 on: May 09, 2026, 01:50:07 PM »
What do you call a swimming pool full of muzzies?





A bath bomb.
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: MUSLIM-Only day at Texas Waterpark
« Reply #19 on: May 09, 2026, 03:34:20 PM »
I've known 4 Muslim men. All were business owners and very nice.

Thank you , come again...

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Re: MUSLIM-Only day at Texas Waterpark
« Reply #20 on: May 09, 2026, 04:21:15 PM »
I would love to walk in and kill every last one of them. Women and children first. Knife’s cutting them from their asshole to their mouth.

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Re: MUSLIM-Only day at Texas Waterpark
« Reply #21 on: May 09, 2026, 04:59:25 PM »
The type of post we expect from you. You seemingly support the terrorist state of Eeron, so it makes sense.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. You're full of shit - you now that, right? Come on, admit it. You're full of crap!  ;D 8)

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Re: MUSLIM-Only day at Texas Waterpark
« Reply #22 on: May 09, 2026, 06:21:40 PM »
I know you're joking...

I know Muslims. They are not all running around with bombs FFS. If that was the case you could have had 200-500 or more suicide bombers bring the US to a standstill. In Mad Max Fury Road and Furiosa, Immortan Joe has thousands of War Boys willing to die at the snap of a finger. Imagine suicide bombers going to theme parks, shopping malls, gas stations, restaurants, etc. And blowing themselves up along with a few others. There would be chaos. Markets would crash.

And yet they (Muslims) don't. Because just maybe they are not as crazy as they are made out to be. You actually hope this "terrorist" narrative is false.

Excellent post.  It's my experience as well. 

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Re: MUSLIM-Only day at Texas Waterpark
« Reply #23 on: May 09, 2026, 06:46:02 PM »
I imagine the water was changed for the next day..

I sure fucking hope so.

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Re: MUSLIM-Only day at Texas Waterpark
« Reply #24 on: May 09, 2026, 07:59:25 PM »
I see Muslims all the time. Way more on TV or the news.