Dear Krizzo, I wrote you, but you still ain't callin'
I left my cell, Grindr and Muscle Phone number at the bottom
I sent two DMs back in autumn, you must not've got 'em
There probably was a problem with IG or somethin'
Sometimes I dribble on my sundresses a little sloppy when I get excited
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up, man? How's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm 'bout to be a father
If I have a son, guess what I'ma call him? I'ma name him Lonnie
I read about Ronnie Coleman too, I'm sorry
I had a friend cripple himself from squatting and deadlifting heavy ass weight cuz he wanna
I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest schmoe
I even got the underground muscle worship pics that you did on cam
I got a masturbation room full of your posters and your pictures, man
I liked the impromptu posedown you did with Markus too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Ram