You didn't need to write so much. All you had to say is "Ethics apparently are silly and I see no issue with people not adhering to a wage's rules."
Dear NW,
Thank you for raising your concerns. Please rest assured, I have considered them carefully and I can now note the following observations:
1. You are unhappy with the outcome of the wager due to a belief that I somehow degraded the integrity of the upside-down cup challenge by not following it correctly.
2. You are no stranger to the cock.
Given the serious nature of your complaint, and in wishing to respect the ethics of the board, I am therefore willing to put my neck on the line one more time. I suggest that we both wager our accounts on the question of whether or not the upside-down cup challenge was conducted in accordance with both the original text by which it was established and the custom that subsequently grew from it.
If the board determines that I completed the challenge correctly, you take a 3-month ban. If the board determines that I failed, I take the ban.
What say you, old bean?