guy`s you wouldn` have believed the truck driver......big burly hillbilly fuck with a huge grey beard and long hair......my fucking house shook when he hit the power line because I had it cabled on a pole in the ground cuz previously on 2 occasions huge branches took the power line right off my house which cost me 5 bills and this is over a decade ago or so who knows what i`ll cost me now but I`ll be damned if they don`t pay.
So I`m shaving for my appointment and my house literally shook.........I though a small fucking plane hit it.
I run outside and I say to the driver:"what the fuck dude are you fucking blind you just ripped my fucking house apart"..he says;"With that attitude you won`t get far"....."I say eat my dick asshole you fucked up my house and knocked out my power so fuck yourself asshole.....should I be jumping for joy?"
He says: "there goes that attitude again? .....I say: "look pal,you don`t know me and this is my good attitude"....he jumps out of the truck and the other truckers grab him..........he probably would have killed me, but he would have ended up missing at least one eye and I would have had to go into the house and break out my "nikka knocker".....anyway they cooled him off.
In other news....my car needs a new brain just like myself, but the bank is gonna` take 7 bills once I get my disability check as they never notified me that I was in arrears after we paid out property taxes so everytime single time I used my debit card,which was tons of times........they charged me 36 fucking dollars.
So now I have a buddy working on my house,then I have to have an inspector look at it,then national grid will turn my juice on again......then I`m gonna` sue the trucking company ,then I`m gonna` shoot up the fucking bank manager cuz,if they notified me,I obviously would have never used m debit card knowing I would cost me 36 dollars everytime I used the fucker.
Funniest line"
trucker:
"the fucking wire was low that`s why I hit it".
Me:
I didn`t hang the fucking wire line you toohless fuck.....do you see National Grid written on my fucking shirt asshole" !
A great time was had by all.
PS- I`m fucked,but at least my food didn`t thaw,but I have no car......gonna` call the manager who`s a friend and see what he can do for me..........a rebuilt one is cheaper but will fuck up faster........I wouldn`t be so worried but the bank is gonna` take my cash right off the top of my disability check.....trust me,I will protest vehemently as I was never notified.
Well,it`s time for more Valiums ! LOL
