Author Topic: WYHI?  (Read 3429 times)

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Re: WYHI?
« Reply #25 on: July 11, 2026, 07:00:10 PM »
LOL sorry dude - wasn't leaving you hanging on purpose!

https://www.instagram.com/vicco_salcedo/

Would absolutely love the foot work she’d be giving me while sucking my dick

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Re: WYHI?
« Reply #26 on: July 12, 2026, 02:04:51 AM »
I would - what say you, GetBig?

Yes. As long as you don't ask for too much. Like, don't expect to fuck an actual vagina. Take her anus, don't get too adventurous and you can maintain plausible deniability.

Balls don't touch = Not gay.

But a hard pass if she's obese. There's some things I just can't bring myself to do.

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Re: WYHI?
« Reply #27 on: July 12, 2026, 04:42:22 AM »
Yes. As long as you don't ask for too much. Like, don't expect to fuck an actual vagina. Take her anus, don't get too adventurous and you can maintain plausible deniability.

Balls don't touch = Not gay.

But a hard pass if she's obese. There's some things I just can't bring myself to do.
Try it some time. Jousting against a bubble butt can be a very pleasant experience. You can give her your max, and you wont hurt her.

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Re: WYHI?
« Reply #28 on: July 12, 2026, 08:57:38 AM »
That's not bad, I think this is a fail thread. Every guy with a dong would hit.
Not me. That is too freaky for me.

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Re: WYHI?
« Reply #29 on: July 12, 2026, 08:59:13 AM »
how does she wipe her ass, them feet aint reaching

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Re: WYHI?
« Reply #30 on: July 12, 2026, 09:00:05 AM »
how does she wipe her ass, them feet aint reaching
That's why she's looking for a man.

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Re: WYHI?
« Reply #31 on: July 12, 2026, 10:41:59 AM »
I wish her good luck fighting off a drunk Henda on his way to drill her vagina.

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Re: WYHI?
« Reply #32 on: July 12, 2026, 04:35:37 PM »
I wish her good luck fighting off a drunk Henda on his way to drill her vagina.

LMFAO!

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Re: WYHI?
« Reply #33 on: July 12, 2026, 04:38:56 PM »
That's not bad, I think this is a fail thread. Every guy with a dong would hit.

Nope. Couldn't do it. She's in the same category as midgets for me. No offense to .midgets and people in her condition. Couldn't do it.
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Re: WYHI?
« Reply #34 on: July 12, 2026, 05:50:02 PM »
Nope. Couldn't do it. She's in the same category as midgets for me. Nice offense to .midgets and people in her condition. Couldn't do it.
Is she not isrealite enough for you? I thought you guys preferred everything half off?
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: WYHI?
« Reply #35 on: July 12, 2026, 07:16:43 PM »
Is she not isrealite enough for you? I thought you guys preferred everything half off?

That's extremely witty but very wrong towards a disabled person, so I'm not going to laugh.
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Re: WYHI?
« Reply #36 on: July 13, 2026, 01:37:16 AM »
Nope. Couldn't do it. She's in the same category as midgets for me. No offense to .midgets and people in her condition. Couldn't do it.


Be a bit more openminded and flexible. Tbh, this is one horny midget:





Think of the possibilities!    ;D






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Re: WYHI?
« Reply #37 on: July 13, 2026, 06:44:46 AM »
If she had 2 legs it would be a yes from me

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Re: WYHI?
« Reply #38 on: July 13, 2026, 07:46:35 AM »

Be a bit more openminded and flexible. Tbh, this is one horny midget:





Think of the possibilities!    ;D



Nice calves. :-\

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Re: WYHI?
« Reply #39 on: July 13, 2026, 07:53:02 AM »
That's extremely witty but very wrong towards a disabled person, so I'm not going to laugh.
Ah, so you don't laugh at yourself. ;D
What about equality Wiggs? Don't you believe in treating everyone the same?
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: WYHI?
« Reply #40 on: July 13, 2026, 11:33:30 AM »
That's extremely witty but very wrong towards a disabled person, so I'm not going to laugh.

I laughed an extra 3/5ths just for you

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