Author Topic: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.  (Read 701 times)

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Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
« Reply #25 on: July 24, 2026, 06:41:01 PM »
???  ^^

I think I understand what he was trying to say. Basically, he was explaining that the whole situation was more complicated than it initially appeared, and that there were several factors involved that people were overlooking. The main point, as I understand it, is that once you consider the broader context and the circumstances surrounding his release, it becomes clear that—

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Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
« Reply #26 on: July 24, 2026, 07:15:50 PM »
I wonder how tall Matt is ???








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Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
« Reply #27 on: July 24, 2026, 07:16:48 PM »
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Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
« Reply #28 on: July 24, 2026, 07:50:23 PM »
I'm hearing Matt bedded 8 autistic Inuits this week alone! If you hear howls of "Fish, fish, it's my favorite dish!" hide your daughters and wives, he's on the prowl.

Fuck me.  That's hilarious.

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Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
« Reply #29 on: July 24, 2026, 08:16:37 PM »
I won't believe it until he posts here.  Getbig is the source of truth for everything.

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Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
« Reply #30 on: Today at 02:01:29 AM »
???  ^^

I think walls of text was the joke..