You should definitely check out ingrown toenail removal videos then. I suffered from an ingrown nail for a long time and had the surgery performed. I think you would find the videos just as satisfying as the pimple vids. You can also try soaking your toe in Domeboro powder. That may help the fungus.
I tried the ointment from the pharmacy where you file it down before applying, didn't work. You can get an antibiotic for 6 months but I don't want that. I just want to get it removed, the nail sort of grows upwards all deformed. If I had a skalpel I would try to cut it off carefully little by little, would be pretty satisfying.
Recently they administered meds through the side of my neck and after I kept squeezing it as if it was a zit and now I have a lipoma there LOL. I have some lipomas and some weird deep zits with no pus but I just keep squeezing them hoping to burst them.