Author Topic: MMA Fighter to Fight Chimpanzee  (Read 837 times)

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Re: MMA Fighter to Fight Chimpanzee
« Reply #25 on: September 09, 2026, 07:01:46 AM »
Reminds me of the chimp that tore a keepers arm off, she reached in to get a water bowl and the chimp grabbed her.

After months off work she finally returned and made her way to the chimps cage, when it saw her coming it moved the water bowl away from the opening so she would have to reach in and get it.

Chimp didnt like her.
I would change careers.

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Re: MMA Fighter to Fight Chimpanzee
« Reply #26 on: September 09, 2026, 07:04:54 AM »
The thing about MMA fighters is that they know in the back of their minds that no matter how bad things get for them in the MMA ring, there is a ref there to make the call and halt the violence if need be.  There is also an understanding with their opponent that certain tactics - ball kicks, eye gouges, etc. - are off limits and neither of the combatants are out to kill or maim.

Wild animals don't have that understanding.  They don't "sign the waiver". 

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Re: MMA Fighter to Fight Chimpanzee
« Reply #27 on: September 09, 2026, 07:59:25 AM »
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Re: MMA Fighter to Fight Chimpanzee
« Reply #28 on: September 09, 2026, 08:17:10 AM »
This is some sort of crypto  scam or something -

www.Wavyschimp.com

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Re: MMA Fighter to Fight Chimpanzee
« Reply #29 on: September 09, 2026, 08:23:32 AM »
Where is the Hankins Gorilla video?  He came on here looking like a chimp or an orangutan from Day One and only got worse.

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Re: MMA Fighter to Fight Chimpanzee
« Reply #30 on: September 09, 2026, 08:43:14 AM »
Leave the poor animal alone for fuck's sake. I hope it rips this idiot's balls off.
^^^^ this

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Re: MMA Fighter to Fight Chimpanzee
« Reply #31 on: September 09, 2026, 08:50:00 AM »
Chimp Vs Chimp  :D


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Re: MMA Fighter to Fight Chimpanzee
« Reply #32 on: September 11, 2026, 09:21:44 PM »
Brutal if true