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4 Year Old Sets Bungee Jump WR
« on: November 07, 2026, 12:34:49 PM »
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPLVD3SB4/

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Re: 4 Year Old Sets Bungee Jump WR
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2026, 12:35:41 PM »
Was his name Spencer  ???
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Re: 4 Year Old Sets Bungee Jump WR
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2026, 12:36:26 PM »
Don’t give Hankins any ideas.
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Re: 4 Year Old Sets Bungee Jump WR
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2026, 12:45:01 PM »
Quote from: Dave D on November 07, 2026, 12:36:26 PM
Don’t give Hankins any ideas.
No shit huh ?   LOL   ;D
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Re: 4 Year Old Sets Bungee Jump WR
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2026, 12:46:54 PM »
The Guiness Stinespring Book Of World Records   :D
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Re: 4 Year Old Sets Bungee Jump WR
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2026, 06:59:39 PM »
I think they should call this an unofficial record until the kid ties the rope around his ankles.
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Re: 4 Year Old Sets Bungee Jump WR
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2026, 10:36:31 PM »
Absolutely ridiculous.. ???
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Re: 4 Year Old Sets Bungee Jump WR
« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2026, 12:32:41 AM »
Quote from: wes on November 07, 2026, 12:46:54 PM
The Guiness Stinespring Book Of World Records   :D

Haha
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Re: 4 Year Old Sets Bungee Jump WR
« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2026, 02:14:42 AM »
It even looks like Spencer before Brian stuffed him like a foie gras goose. No way any conventional bungee system could support Spencer's mass now. Plus the kid is so tranquilized to stop him biting and beating everyone that Brian would have to push him off the cliff himself, and that's risking another pec tear.
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Re: 4 Year Old Sets Bungee Jump WR
« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2026, 02:58:02 AM »
Spencer is too old now for this record, maybe Brian will have Spencer do a jump holding a cannon ball
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Re: 4 Year Old Sets Bungee Jump WR
« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2026, 05:48:28 AM »
Quote from: joswift on November 08, 2026, 02:58:02 AM
Spencer is too old now for this record, maybe Brian will have Spencer do a jump holding a cannon ball

or without the Bungee rope.
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Re: 4 Year Old Sets Bungee Jump WR
« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2026, 08:15:41 AM »
Quote from: joswift on November 08, 2026, 02:58:02 AM
Spencer is too old now for this record, maybe Brian will have Spencer do a jump holding a cannon ball

He’ll invent a Time Machine to beat the record.
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Re: 4 Year Old Sets Bungee Jump WR
« Reply #12 on: November 09, 2026, 07:27:05 AM »
His parents should be thrown in jail for allowing this.

Bungee jumping should be illegal. Same with hot air balloon rides and laser eye surgery. Cave exploring should also be banned after the Nutty Putty incident.
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Re: 4 Year Old Sets Bungee Jump WR
« Reply #13 on: November 09, 2026, 08:23:33 AM »
Quote from: NaturalWonder83 on November 09, 2026, 07:27:05 AM
His parents should be thrown in jail for allowing this.

Bungee jumping should be illegal. Same with hot air balloon rides and laser eye surgery. Cave exploring should also be banned after the Nutty Putty incident.
No shit. If this isn't child endangerment what is?
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Re: 4 Year Old Sets Bungee Jump WR
« Reply #14 on: November 09, 2026, 08:36:51 AM »
Quote from: NaturalWonder83 on November 09, 2026, 07:27:05 AM
His parents should be thrown in jail for allowing this.

Bungee jumping should be illegal. Same with hot air balloon rides and laser eye surgery. Cave exploring should also be banned after the Nutty Putty incident.

x2. What dumbass parent exposes a child to this potential danger simply to get views on social media?
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