Author Topic: New Muscletech Bullshit (Read 6919 times)

Ex Coelis · « **on:** May 09, 2006, 05:20:29 PM »

I'm not sure if any of you have checked out this month's issue of Muscular Development, but Muscletech is making some serious claims in their newest ad. According to their "World Exclusive", Jeremy Freeman, a Muscletech athlete, gained a staggering amount of muscle in a brilliantly short amount of time thanks to Anator.

"HOW I GAINED 50 LBS OF MUSCLE IN 42 DAYS!"

http://www.muscletech.com/PRODUCTS/ANATOR/index.shtml

Apparently Anator is the perfect addition to any serious stack. Somehow I thought Muscletech would have learned from those 20 page Kovacs ads from back in the day . . .

Tre · « **Reply #1 on:** May 09, 2006, 05:21:30 PM »

If Muscletech has been bullshitting everybody since Day One, why should anyone suspect they've cleaned up their act?

Ex Coelis · « **Reply #2 on:** May 09, 2006, 06:05:09 PM »

I know Muscletech supposedly spends a boat load on R&D. I also know that their products cost a shit-load. Does anyone know how much profit they make each year?

ribonucleic · « **Reply #3 on:** May 09, 2006, 06:22:03 PM »

Quote from: Big Poppa J on May 09, 2006, 05:20:29 PM

Muscletech is making some serious claims in their newest ad...

Sweet leaping Jesus, you're not kidding.

"Anator-p70 ™ is the most exciting development in the science of muscle growth ever recorded in history!"

But let's see... if Ronnie heads down to GNC and scores some of this stuff, then packs on "50 pounds of rock-solid muscle in 42 days" as advertised, just think what he'll look like at the O.

These are great days, my friends.

shortfatugly · « **Reply #4 on:** May 09, 2006, 06:25:49 PM »

There is another thread on here about muscletech. Something about gross sales of 340 million in their best year.

Profit was paid to Paul Gardiner: 39 million dollars as a bonus.

That is in addition to his base salary.

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=69956.0

I think that muscletech has been bankrupt once before this latest fiasco.

LuciusFox · « **Reply #5 on:** May 09, 2006, 06:29:01 PM »

Quote from: shortfatugly on May 09, 2006, 06:25:49 PM

There is another thread on here about muscletech. Something about gross sales of 340 million in their best year.

Profit was paid to Paul Gardiner: 39 million dollars as a bonus.

That is in addition to his base salary.

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=69956.0

I think that muscletech has been bankrupt once before this latest fiasco.

That's interesting. Someone claimed that they were in financial trouble.

shortfatugly · « **Reply #6 on:** May 09, 2006, 06:29:29 PM »

Quote from: Big Poppa J on May 09, 2006, 06:05:09 PM

I know Muscletech supposedly spends a boat load on R&D. I also know that their products cost a shit-load. Does anyone know how much profit they make each year?

Research & Development?

you forgot the rolly eye smiley there BPJ.

watch all the muscle tech embedded shills on the board start coming out to post with " yeah they suck but their <insert name of wonderproduct here > was the schnizzle!"

Ex Coelis · « **Reply #7 on:** May 09, 2006, 06:44:07 PM »

I still feel like a clown for buying one of those Secrets of the Pros DVDs from them. I only picked it up because I thought they would show Branch squating a truck of some sort. He was in a cast nursing his torn tri . . .

Tre · « **Reply #8 on:** May 09, 2006, 07:15:21 PM »

Quote from: Big Poppa J on May 09, 2006, 06:05:09 PM

I know Muscletech supposedly spends a boat load on R&D.

It's all a Big Lie, Big Poppa.

They're using an old Nazi trick - the bigger the lie, the more people believe it.

LuciusFox · « **Reply #9 on:** May 09, 2006, 09:10:46 PM »

Quote from: Tre on May 09, 2006, 07:15:21 PM

It's all a Big Lie, Big Poppa.

They're using an old Nazi trick - the bigger the lie, the more people believe it.

I was thinking of that earlier. $:-\$ Of course they spend a great deal on R & D, Tre, they have scientists who inspect the labels on bottles

Adam Empire · « **Reply #10 on:** May 09, 2006, 09:23:51 PM »

Quote from: shortfatugly on May 09, 2006, 06:25:49 PM

There is another thread on here about muscletech. Something about gross sales of 340 million in their best year.

Profit was paid to Paul Gardiner: 39 million dollars as a bonus.

That is in addition to his base salary.

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=69956.0

I think that muscletech has been bankrupt once before this latest fiasco.

Would you use supplements designed by a 20 year old? If you used Hodroxycut you did. Just a non-educated guy trying to make money. And put out a product without medical testing - would you trust your organs to him? With fake testimonials and the works... I still don't use any of their stuff.

Dingleberry · « **Reply #11 on:** May 09, 2006, 09:57:33 PM »

I had to try anator-p70, I was lured in and couldn't resist. Read about a few guys that made some decent gains so I thought I'd play the lottery. I'm up a few pounds in a few weeks so I really can't complain. I just have to hold my nose when I drink it, the shit has a miserable taste.

KTMckay · « **Reply #12 on:** May 10, 2006, 02:37:15 AM »

Anyone else notice how big that doctors hand is?? WTF

Tre · « **Reply #13 on:** May 10, 2006, 02:38:24 AM »

Quote from: Adam Empire on May 09, 2006, 09:23:51 PM

With fake testimonials and the works... I still don't use any of their stuff.

Musclemag and Oxygen were in on the gag from day one.

shortfatugly · « **Reply #14 on:** May 10, 2006, 02:53:26 AM »

Quote from: Adam Empire on May 09, 2006, 09:23:51 PM

Would you use supplements designed by a 20 year old? If you used Hodroxycut you did. Just a non-educated guy trying to make money. And put out a product without medical testing - would you trust your organs to him? With fake testimonials and the works... I still don't use any of their stuff.

Never used Hydryoxycut. Ever.

Ephedrine 100 tabs 25 mg ( at the time ) could be bought for as little as 3 bucks. Caffeine 100 tabs @ 100 mg each was about the same. Aspirin - although I never added it - is cheap as a coke whore. Couldn't figure out the point of paying close to 30 bucks to get only 30 servings of some bark and lawn clippings.

gtbro1 · « **Reply #15 on:** May 10, 2006, 04:17:37 AM »

Quote from: shortfatugly on May 10, 2006, 02:53:26 AM

Never used Hydryoxycut. Ever.

Ephedrine 100 tabs 25 mg ( at the time ) could be bought for as little as 3 bucks. Caffeine 100 tabs @ 100 mg each was about the same. Aspirin - although I never added it - is cheap as a coke whore. Couldn't figure out the point of paying close to 30 bucks to get only 30 servings of some bark and lawn clippings.

I agree ..me either.The ephedrine hcl like in "mini thins" is cheap enough and it works better.

Tokyo Joe · « **Reply #16 on:** May 10, 2006, 04:36:09 AM »

Muscletech products won't give you the results they claim but they are pretty good products if you're willing to fork out the extra cash for 'em.

Bronx · « **Reply #17 on:** May 10, 2006, 05:13:51 AM »

Quote from: Tre on May 10, 2006, 02:38:24 AM

Musclemag and Oxygen were in on the gag from day one.

Tre you crack me up...They still won't buy your pics eh?

shortfatugly · « **Reply #18 on:** May 10, 2006, 05:44:34 AM »

Quote from: Tokyo Joe on May 10, 2006, 04:36:09 AM

Muscletech products won't give you the results they claim but they are pretty good products if you're willing to fork out the extra cash for 'em.

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Adam Empire · « **Reply #19 on:** May 10, 2006, 05:58:35 AM »

Quote from: Tokyo Joe on May 10, 2006, 04:36:09 AM

Muscletech products won't give you the results they claim but they are pretty good products if you're willing to fork out the extra cash for 'em.

Then why fork out the extra bucks?

UK Gold · « **Reply #20 on:** May 10, 2006, 05:58:45 AM »

Its absolutely ridiculous the price and claims of all these bullshit supplements. Its actually cheaper [at least in England] to go on the gear! Thats why its the internets job to debunk all this nonsense to limit the amount of people being ripped off.

MCWAY · « **Reply #21 on:** May 10, 2006, 02:22:51 PM »

Quote from: Big Poppa J on May 09, 2006, 05:20:29 PM

I'm not sure if any of you have checked out this month's issue of Muscular Development, but Muscletech is making some serious claims in their newest ad. According to their "World Exclusive", Jeremy Freeman, a Muscletech athlete, gained a staggering amount of muscle in a brilliantly short amount of time thanks to Anator.

"HOW I GAINED 50 LBS OF MUSCLE IN 42 DAYS!"

http://www.muscletech.com/PRODUCTS/ANATOR/index.shtml

Apparently Anator is the perfect addition to any serious stack. Somehow I thought Muscletech would have learned from those 20 page Kovacs ads from back in the day . . .

Saw that ad in another magazine.

My guess is that this is another one of those "Colorado Experiment"-type deals. In other words, Freeman took some time off and lost some weight. Now, he's back into training mode and using Anator (along with CELL-TECH, NITRO-TECH, a truckload of food, and Lord knows what else), he's got his size back.

Note the blurb under Freeman's picture. It states that Freeman used Anator and other MuscleTech supplements.

I've also noticed that MuscleTech has just signed former PVL spokesman Scott (Mr. Got-his-pro-card, despite not even winning his weight class) Milne.

Dnizneer · « **Reply #22 on:** May 10, 2006, 02:40:53 PM »

Quote from: Big Poppa J on May 09, 2006, 05:20:29 PM

I'm not sure if any of you have checked out this month's issue of Muscular Development, but Muscletech is making some serious claims in their newest ad. According to their "World Exclusive", Jeremy Freeman, a Muscletech athlete, gained a staggering amount of muscle in a brilliantly short amount of time thanks to Anator.

"HOW I GAINED 50 LBS OF MUSCLE IN 42 DAYS!"

http://www.muscletech.com/PRODUCTS/ANATOR/index.shtml

Apparently Anator is the perfect addition to any serious stack. Somehow I thought Muscletech would have learned from those 20 page Kovacs ads from back in the day . . .

I gained 40lbs in a month and a half. It was after my last contest.

I also gained 10 inches on my waist

Dnizneer · « **Reply #23 on:** May 10, 2006, 02:42:14 PM »

Quote from: Big Poppa J on May 09, 2006, 06:44:07 PM

I still feel like a clown for buying one of those Secrets of the Pros DVDs from them. I only picked it up because I thought they would show Branch squating a truck of some sort. He was in a cast nursing his torn tri . . .

Lol, Thats why i got them for too.

LuciusFox · « **Reply #24 on:** May 10, 2006, 04:42:17 PM »

Quote from: KTMckay on May 10, 2006, 02:37:15 AM

Anyone else notice how big that doctors hand is?? WTF

His hand is closer to the camera