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Re: The FERAL PIT / ANIMAL SHELTER !
« Reply #25 on: May 17, 2006, 08:48:38 AM »
Is your gym always packed on Mondays, and by Friday's only the core crowd is there? The AB/tri shooters seem to work out mon-wed, and that's it.

You are 100 % right about the mon - wed crowd lol, but some of them do come in for some brutal cable curl and crossover sets on fridays to get the Night club pump happening  ::)

I also work part-time in a corporate health club on Friday evenings. There is this one big, fat bitch who comes in and she ALWAYS has a really sour look on her face - she is just plain grumpy and gets worse when her skinny, bald, middle-aged, geeky-looking hubby gets all huggy-kissy with her (which he does all the f*cking time  >:(). Anyway, there was this one time when the Gym was practically empty and the fat lady was doing some seated chest press. I was in a really good mood at that time and so, thought I'd try to make an effort and be nice to her. So I go over and the second I start trying to push her a little, she just goes, " Nooo. Don't push me - I get big, (and rubbing the inside, part of her upper thighs) especially here!!!"

For a split sec, I thought I would say, "Well, you tend to get big there not because I push you, but because your husband hammers your flaps out everynight". LOL, the job would have been worth the expression on her face. But being the nice guy I am, I just nodded and backed off  8)

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Re: The FERAL PIT / ANIMAL SHELTER !
« Reply #26 on: May 17, 2006, 09:03:43 AM »
Comments usually heard:

"I don't wanna get too big".
"I'll just pump up for the club tonight."

Some others:

1) Man, my arms are still sore from yesterday - Sets of 20 lb DB hammer curls on Swiss Ball
2) Hey what happened on Lost yesterday? I missed the first 20 mins  ::)
3) Question to some guy who is actually built - "I am going to start Creatine - should I go on a loading phase ?"
4) My favourite - "I don't eat red meat - it just stays inside me!!!!!!" - Dear God, who the f*ck came up with that stupid statement
5) My exams are coming up, I don't want to go too hard  ::)

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Re: The FERAL PIT / ANIMAL SHELTER !
« Reply #27 on: May 17, 2006, 09:10:35 AM »

4) My favourite - "I don't eat red meat - it just stays inside me!!!!!!" - Dear God, who the f*ck came up with that stupid statement

Some people really have a hard time digesting red meat, this is especially true in many women. Personally, I could eat it at every meal, but some people just lack the ability to digest it properly. Must suck for men who have this problem cause nothing puts on size like red meat. 
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Re: The FERAL PIT / ANIMAL SHELTER !
« Reply #28 on: May 17, 2006, 09:13:43 AM »
Comments usually heard:

"I don't wanna get too big".


HAHA, yeah. A guy a work said that to me once and I accidently laughed out loud. He looks like he never tocuhed a weight in his life. Pale, kinda fat, and still only weighs about 165 at my height (5' 8") Women say that all the time too, as if they are going to get huge if they lift.
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Re: The FERAL PIT / ANIMAL SHELTER !
« Reply #29 on: May 17, 2006, 09:52:48 AM »
Some others:

1) Man, my arms are still sore from yesterday - Sets of 20 lb DB hammer curls on Swiss Ball
2) Hey what happened on Lost yesterday? I missed the first 20 mins  ::)
3) Question to some guy who is actually built - "I am going to start Creatine - should I go on a loading phase ?"
4) My favourite - "I don't eat red meat - it just stays inside me!!!!!!" - Dear God, who the f*ck came up with that stupid statement
5) My exams are coming up, I don't want to go too hard  ::)

  Hahahahaha...now I know that you are joking. No one does hammer curls on a Swiss ball ;D

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Re: The FERAL PIT / ANIMAL SHELTER !
« Reply #30 on: May 17, 2006, 08:50:00 PM »
  Hahahahaha...now I know that you are joking. No one does hammer curls on a Swiss ball ;D

It is but a routine thing for the beasts in the PIT to do  >:(