Dumbass at my gym last night....

[Man of Steel]

This queer comes to my gym about 4 times a week with his ugly chick.   One of those morons carryin a giant sports bag everywhere in the gym.   Always has his chick apply Ben-Gay to his elbows, then he wraps his elbows, then he "flares his lats" for 5 minutes, then he mixes some drink from the contents of his enormous fuggin bag, then he "stretches his pecs" for 10 minutes, puts on his enormous weight belt and weight lifting gloves, then he walks around a little and grunts and then sits down on the Cybex incline press and reps out a massive 8 reps with 90lbs AAHAHAHAAH!!!!  WHAT A BEAST!!  Then it's 3 sets of db presses with massive 75lb dbs AHAHAHAAH!!!     Typical dipshit:  shaven head, muscle shirt, flared bb pants, combat boots, goatee, tats, weighs about a 155lbs, constant snarl on his face, always "training" his ugly donkey-chick and showin her the "right way to lift", has every fuggin bb cliche on himself and within his "bb bag" and lifts weights like a 10-year old cubscout.....fuckin queer poser AAHAHAAHAH!!! 

[airrick]

Theres one at every gym!!! 

[Always Sore]

This queer comes to my gym about 4 times a week with his ugly chick.   One of those morons carryin a giant sports bag everywhere in the gym.   Always has his chick apply Ben-Gay to his elbows, then he wraps his elbows, then he "flares his lats" for 5 minutes, then he mixes some drink from the contents of his enormous fuggin bag, then he "stretches his pecs" for 10 minutes, puts on his enormous weight belt and weight lifting gloves, then he walks around a little and grunts and then sits down on the Cybex incline press and reps out a massive 8 reps with 90lbs AAHAHAHAAH!!!!  WHAT A BEAST!!  Then it's 3 sets of db presses with massive 75lb dbs AHAHAHAAH!!!     Typical dipshit:  shaven head, muscle shirt, flared bb pants, combat boots, goatee, tats, weighs about a 155lbs, constant snarl on his face, always "training" his ugly donkey-chick and showin her the "right way to lift", has every fuggin bb cliche on himself and within his "bb bag" and lifts weights like a 10-year old cubscout.....fuckin queer poser AAHAHAAHAH!!! 

next time he's in tell alexx high from everybody here.

[Dnizneer]

next time he's in tell alexx high from everybody here.

Did you even read the story??? How can that guy be Alexxx? That guy out weighs Alexxx by 55lbs, and has a girlfriend; therefore, he likes girls.

[Always Sore]

Did you even read the story??? How can that guy be Alexxx? That guy out weighs Alexxx by 55lbs, and has a girlfriend; therefore, he likes girls.

ha ha

[MindSpin]

This queer comes to my gym about 4 times a week with his ugly chick.   One of those morons carryin a giant sports bag everywhere in the gym.   Always has his chick apply Ben-Gay to his elbows, then he wraps his elbows, then he "flares his lats" for 5 minutes, then he mixes some drink from the contents of his enormous fuggin bag, then he "stretches his pecs" for 10 minutes, puts on his enormous weight belt and weight lifting gloves, then he walks around a little and grunts and then sits down on the Cybex incline press and reps out a massive 8 reps with 90lbs AAHAHAHAAH!!!!  WHAT A BEAST!!  Then it's 3 sets of db presses with massive 75lb dbs AHAHAHAAH!!!     Typical dipshit:  shaven head, muscle shirt, flared bb pants, combat boots, goatee, tats, weighs about a 155lbs, constant snarl on his face, always "training" his ugly donkey-chick and showin her the "right way to lift", has every fuggin bb cliche on himself and within his "bb bag" and lifts weights like a 10-year old cubscout.....fuckin queer poser AAHAHAAHAH!!! 

HA HA HA!1!!  ROTFLOL!!111  Was it Arvilla & Cheri?  Ha ha ha...j/k

[dawakaman]

hahahaha, arvilla and cheri...HAHAHA, tha's a good one.
No offence to the both of you, but it made me laugh out loud

Peace
D

[bigtraps]

Oh Yea.  Got one at my gym also.  Love it when he puts 1200 lbs on the leg press and maybe a 4 to 6 inch rep.

Uses only machines, light wiehgt, sounds like he is getting ass raped with ever rep.

[Dingleberry]

Oh Yea.  Got one at my gym also.  Love it when he puts 1200 lbs on the leg press and maybe a 4 to 6 inch rep.

Uses only machines, light wiehgt, sounds like he is getting ass raped with ever rep.

oh man, I see that all the time at my gym. Quarter rep beasts.

[hillbilly]

HA HA HA!1!!  ROTFLOL!!111  Was it Arvilla & Cheri?  Ha ha ha...j/k

 

[dookie]

This queer comes to my gym about 4 times a week with his ugly chick.   One of those morons carryin a giant sports bag everywhere in the gym.   Always has his chick apply Ben-Gay to his elbows, then he wraps his elbows, then he "flares his lats" for 5 minutes, then he mixes some drink from the contents of his enormous fuggin bag, then he "stretches his pecs" for 10 minutes, puts on his enormous weight belt and weight lifting gloves, then he walks around a little and grunts and then sits down on the Cybex incline press and reps out a massive 8 reps with 90lbs AAHAHAHAAH!!!!  WHAT A BEAST!!  Then it's 3 sets of db presses with massive 75lb dbs AHAHAHAAH!!!     Typical dipshit:  shaven head, muscle shirt, flared bb pants, combat boots, goatee, tats, weighs about a 155lbs, constant snarl on his face, always "training" his ugly donkey-chick and showin her the "right way to lift", has every fuggin bb cliche on himself and within his "bb bag" and lifts weights like a 10-year old cubscout.....fuckin queer poser AAHAHAAHAH!!! 


i think you need to focus on lifting and not stalking young boys..."man of steel"

[Dingleberry]

Monster quote usage

[Man of Steel]

HA HA HA!1!!  ROTFLOL!!111  Was it Arvilla & Cheri?  Ha ha ha...j/k

AAHHAHHAAHAH!!!11   

[alexxx]

Did he give you any advice?

[buffbodz]

Most gyms won't allow you to bring the bag on the floor.  Clips, 10's and 5's dissapear too easily.

[Always Sore]

Most gyms won't allow you to bring the bag on the floor.  Clips, 10's and 5's dissapear too easily.

why would somebody steal fives? you could buy new ones for only a couple of bucks.

[HUGEPECS]

beat his ass and take his chick

[kiwiol]

Another classic from MOS - keep it up mate  Back when I used to live in Brisbane (Australia), there used to be a local bodybuilder who went by the name of Graham. He was a big bastard - about 6', 260 lbs onstage (yes, a heavy juicer). He wasn't such a bad guy if you got to know him, but he was unfortunately, the stereotypical bodybuilder - aggro look on his face at all times, screaming while doing his reps, dropping the weights loudly and so on.

Anyway, there was this one time when he was due to compete in this local contest which was being held in a theater that was part of a much bigger convention center. It just so happened that that very day, there was also some kind of major economic conference being held in another theater in the same center. In addition to Big G, I also knew 3 others who were competing that day and so attended the show myself.

So around 10.30 that morning, there was a whole bunch of people outside in the foyer, all dressed up for the conference and in a much lesser number were a few muscleheads who had come to check out the local talent. I was waiting for my mate outside the place when this car pulls over and Big G steps out WEARING A PINK POSING TRUNK (only), already oiled up and tanned!!!!!! ROFLMAO, needless to say, the looks on all the geeky economic people's faces as this guy walked by with his lats completely flared out and all oiled up and tanned and above all, wearing a skimpy pink posing trunk (complete with silver sprinkles) was just priceless

[alexxx]

Another classic from MOS - keep it up mate  Back when I used to live in Brisbane (Australia), there used to be a local bodybuilder who went by the name of Graham. He was a big bastard - about 6', 260 lbs onstage (yes, a heavy juicer). He wasn't such a bad guy if you got to know him, but he was unfortunately, the stereotypical bodybuilder - aggro look on his face at all times, screaming while doing his reps, dropping the weights loudly and so on.

Anyway, there was this one time when he was due to compete in this local contest which was being held in a theater that was part of a much bigger convention center. It just so happened that that very day, there was also some kind of major economic conference being held in another theater in the same center. In addition to Big G, I also knew 3 others who were competing that day and so attended the show myself.

So around 10.30 that morning, there was a whole bunch of people outside in the foyer, all dressed up for the conference and in a much lesser number were a few muscleheads who had come to check out the local talent. I was waiting for my mate outside the place when this car pulls over and Big G steps out WEARING A PINK POSING TRUNK (only), already oiled up and tanned!!!!!! ROFLMAO, needless to say, the looks on all the geeky economic people's faces as this guy walked by with his lats completely flared out and all oiled up and tanned and above all, wearing a skimpy pink posing trunk (complete with silver sprinkles) was just priceless

lol that gives me an idea... 

[Deadpool]

I'll bet he looked pretty in pink

[kiwiol]

I'll bet he looked pretty in pink

 

[Army of One]

Another classic from MOS - keep it up mate  Back when I used to live in Brisbane (Australia), there used to be a local bodybuilder who went by the name of Graham. He was a big bastard - about 6', 260 lbs onstage (yes, a heavy juicer). He wasn't such a bad guy if you got to know him, but he was unfortunately, the stereotypical bodybuilder - aggro look on his face at all times, screaming while doing his reps, dropping the weights loudly and so on.

Anyway, there was this one time when he was due to compete in this local contest which was being held in a theater that was part of a much bigger convention center. It just so happened that that very day, there was also some kind of major economic conference being held in another theater in the same center. In addition to Big G, I also knew 3 others who were competing that day and so attended the show myself.

So around 10.30 that morning, there was a whole bunch of people outside in the foyer, all dressed up for the conference and in a much lesser number were a few muscleheads who had come to check out the local talent. I was waiting for my mate outside the place when this car pulls over and Big G steps out WEARING A PINK POSING TRUNK (only), already oiled up and tanned!!!!!! ROFLMAO, needless to say, the looks on all the geeky economic people's faces as this guy walked by with his lats completely flared out and all oiled up and tanned and above all, wearing a skimpy pink posing trunk (complete with silver sprinkles) was just priceless

I tried to hit him with my air rifle but missed

[anvil]

hey db2431, what is that in your avatar?  I can't tell who that is and i still laugh my ass off! Is that Bob Chick in the 80's (please say it ain't so)

[Man of Steel]

lol that gives me an idea... 

Gonna go over to the oily hunk that lives next door and offer him $50 to eat his butt again?

[Deadpool]

that's Van Damme dancing