Dumbass at my gym last night....

[sarcasm]

This queer comes to my gym about 4 times a week with his ugly chick.   One of those morons carryin a giant sports bag everywhere in the gym.   Always has his chick apply Ben-Gay to his elbows, then he wraps his elbows, then he "flares his lats" for 5 minutes, then he mixes some drink from the contents of his enormous fuggin bag, then he "stretches his pecs" for 10 minutes, puts on his enormous weight belt and weight lifting gloves, then he walks around a little and grunts and then sits down on the Cybex incline press and reps out a massive 8 reps with 90lbs AAHAHAHAAH!!!!  WHAT A BEAST!!  Then it's 3 sets of db presses with massive 75lb dbs AHAHAHAAH!!!     Typical dipshit:  shaven head, muscle shirt, flared bb pants, combat boots, goatee, tats, weighs about a 155lbs, constant snarl on his face, always "training" his ugly donkey-chick and showin her the "right way to lift", has every fuggin bb cliche on himself and within his "bb bag" and lifts weights like a 10-year old cubscout.....fuckin queer poser AAHAHAAHAH!!! 

hahahaha, does he give you the 'ol tough guy glare too?

[Army of One]

hey db2431, what is that in your avatar?  I can't tell who that is and i still laugh my ass off! Is that Bob Chick in the 80's (please say it ain't so)

Yup its van damme before he was famous as an extra in one of the breakin breakdancing films in the 80's.Sweet moves as always

[alexxx]

Gonna go over to the oily hunk that lives next door and offer him $50 to eat his butt again?

So why are you telling me? LOL

[Man of Steel]

hahahaha, does he give you the 'ol tough guy glare too?

AHAHAHAAHAH!!!  Exactly!   While he takes the time to stretch out his massive 37" chest in the mirror!!

[sarcasm]

AHAHAHAAHAH!!!  Exactly!   While he takes the time to stretch out his massive 37" chest in the mirror!!

next time you see him say, "75lb. dumbells!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you're a beast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! as you're hammer curling the 100's.

[TrapsMcLats]

there's nothing wrong with having a shaven head and a goatee, as long as you are at least 220lbs... like me.

[kiwiol]

next time you see him say, "75lb. dumbells!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you're a beast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! as you're hammer curling the 100's.

ROFLMAO - MOS if you do say such a thing to that guy sometime, for the love of god, make sure you have someone standing by with a digital camera to capture his facial expression as he registers your comment 

[Man of Steel]

next time you see him say, "75lb. dumbells!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you're a beast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! as you're hammer curling the 100's.

Did that last week to some poor twats AHAHAHAH!!!   This tiny twat and "his boys" were gettin all worked up over some monster 85lb incline db presses......fuggin beastmen AHAHAH!!!    So I ask, "you fellas finished with those 85s?"  And they say, "Nope, we got a buncha sets of presses left....heavy chest today man!"  I say, "Eh, I'll just move up in weight then," whereby I grab the 90s and knock out 8 reps of hammers, another set of 100s for 6 then leave and say, "Good luck ladies with your  **snicker**  heavy chest day AHAHAH!!!"   

[sarcasm]

Did that last week to some poor twats AHAHAHAH!!!   This tiny twat and "his boys" were gettin all worked up over some monster 85lb incline db presses......fuggin beastmen AHAHAH!!!    So I ask, "you fellas finished with those 85s?"  And they say, "Nope, we got a buncha sets of presses left....heavy chest today man!"  I say, "Eh, I'll just move up in weight then," whereby I grab the 90s and knock out 8 reps of hammers, another set of 100s for 6 then leave and say, "Good luck ladies with your  **snicker**  heavy chest day AHAHAH!!!"   

hahahaha, "heavy chest day", not a barbell press in sight.

[Man of Steel]

hahahaha, "heavy chest day", not a barbell press in sight.

AHAHAHA!!!  Don't even get me started on their pathetic "leg day" LOL!!! 

[HERACLES]

This queer comes to my gym about 4 times a week with his ugly chick.   One of those morons carryin a giant sports bag everywhere in the gym.   Always has his chick apply Ben-Gay to his elbows, then he wraps his elbows, then he "flares his lats" for 5 minutes, then he mixes some drink from the contents of his enormous fuggin bag, then he "stretches his pecs" for 10 minutes, puts on his enormous weight belt and weight lifting gloves, then he walks around a little and grunts and then sits down on the Cybex incline press and reps out a massive 8 reps with 90lbs AAHAHAHAAH!!!!  WHAT A BEAST!!  Then it's 3 sets of db presses with massive 75lb dbs AHAHAHAAH!!!     Typical dipshit:  shaven head, muscle shirt, flared bb pants, combat boots, goatee, tats, weighs about a 155lbs, constant snarl on his face, always "training" his ugly donkey-chick and showin her the "right way to lift", has every fuggin bb cliche on himself and within his "bb bag" and lifts weights like a 10-year old cubscout.....fuckin queer poser AAHAHAAHAH!!! 

WOWZAS!  Sounds like a winner! Id be pissed at the ben-gay applying..it STINKS up the gym..