Author Topic: Dave Henry, the guy who wants to kill you (Read 8445 times)

Naked4Jesus · « **Reply #25 on:** May 20, 2006, 02:52:42 PM »

Quote from: Matt C on May 20, 2006, 02:49:06 PM

He's 4'10 and 1/2 from what I've read on here.

A midget is technically classed 4'10 and under.

Why Matt, are you saying that Dave Henry is an angry midget?

alexxx · « **Reply #26 on:** May 20, 2006, 02:56:37 PM »

I am going to own him very soon onstage.

Naked4Jesus · « **Reply #27 on:** May 20, 2006, 03:00:00 PM »

Quote from: Matt C on May 20, 2006, 02:54:57 PM

Perhaps if he was 1/2 and inch shorter.

So basically are you sort of saying that if David Henry were Irish he'd be a Leprechan?

Bones · « **Reply #28 on:** May 20, 2006, 05:13:48 PM »

Quote from: Stavios on May 19, 2006, 05:34:02 PM

Maybe he's getting a "two hands on the shoulder" prostate check

New York · « **Reply #29 on:** May 22, 2006, 10:52:54 AM »

Quote from: Dingleberry on May 19, 2006, 10:07:10 PM

If someone was looking at you like that, you would have no choice but to confront them and say "what the f**k are you looking at?!!"

Damn! LOFL!!

Ozzy · « **Reply #30 on:** May 22, 2006, 10:54:52 AM »

I'm wondering how David Henry is in the military and gets away with the steroid use.

Sir William Idol · « **Reply #31 on:** May 22, 2006, 11:09:35 AM »

Quote from: Ozzy on May 22, 2006, 10:54:52 AM

I'm wondering how David Henry is in the military and gets away with the steroid use.

yeah cause the military is super proactive with their random, bi-weekly steroid testing. its been going on for about 50 years now. how does he get away with it?!

IceCold · « **Reply #32 on:** May 22, 2006, 12:31:54 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on May 20, 2006, 08:26:44 AM

i've never understood how a dude who is 5'2" could have an attitude.

napoleon did. but then again, he had an entire army behind him. literally.

bigdumbbell · « **Reply #33 on:** May 22, 2006, 12:45:25 PM »

even that little fluffer is taller than him

Mars · « **Reply #34 on:** May 22, 2006, 12:53:24 PM »

What about the 100 pound dumbells tricep extensions.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #35 on:** May 22, 2006, 12:56:29 PM »

Quote from: Mars on May 22, 2006, 12:53:24 PM

What about the 100 pound dumbells tricep extensions.

I think a 100lb dumbbell is actually 1" taller than lil Davey is.

Ursus · « **Reply #36 on:** May 22, 2006, 12:56:56 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on May 20, 2006, 08:32:07 AM

as he's looking up, hahahahahaha, oh brother, monster shortness.

kinda they way u'd have to look up to me before i smack you back to the gutter dickhead.

Purge_WTF · « **Reply #37 on:** May 22, 2006, 12:58:11 PM »

Do any of you guys have a physique as good as his? If not, you should dummy up, because you're starting to sound like King Kamali, and that's never a good thing.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #38 on:** May 22, 2006, 12:58:53 PM »

Quote from: Purge_WTF on May 22, 2006, 12:58:11 PM

Do any of you guys have a physique as good as his? If not, you should dummy up, because you're starting to sound like King Kamali, and that's never a good thing.

haha, sounds like Purge has a man-crush on lil Dave. hahahaha

jaejonna · « **Reply #39 on:** May 22, 2006, 01:03:17 PM »

I was thinkin about D Henry this weekend...
We had a huge BBQ on Sat.... on Sunday I had the biggest dump in a while... i looked at my work and thought ...damn i do take sh*ts that are bigger than D. Henry

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #40 on:** May 22, 2006, 01:08:20 PM »

Quote from: jaejonna on May 22, 2006, 01:03:17 PM

I was thinkin about D Henry this weekend...
We had a huge BBQ on Sat.... on Sunday I had the biggest dump in a while... i looked at my work and thought ...damn i do take sh*ts that are bigger than D. Henry

hahaha, yes and it probably resembled lil Davey, too. hahahahaha

Sir William Idol · « **Reply #41 on:** May 22, 2006, 02:03:10 PM »

Quote from: Purge_WTF on May 22, 2006, 12:58:11 PM

Do any of you guys have a physique as good as his? If not, you should dummy up, because you're starting to sound like King Kamali, and that's never a good thing.

i wouldnt trade my physique for either henry's or kamali's, wouldnt consider it even for an instant

Ozzy · « **Reply #42 on:** May 22, 2006, 02:09:20 PM »

Quote from: Sir William Idol on May 22, 2006, 11:09:35 AM

yeah cause the military is super proactive with their random, bi-weekly steroid testing. its been going on for about 50 years now. how does he get away with it?!

Not what I meant. The Army has a 10% random drug test a month, with 100% every three months. I should know, since I'm in the Army.

I'm pretty sure that since most gear is now scheduled, it would be on the Army's list of banned substances right there beside marijuana, coke, and the rest.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #43 on:** May 22, 2006, 02:30:19 PM »

Quote from: Ozzy on May 22, 2006, 02:09:20 PM

Not what I meant. The Army has a 10% random drug test a month, with 100% every three months. I should know, since I'm in the Army.

I'm pretty sure that since most gear is now scheduled, it would be on the Army's list of banned substances right there beside marijuana, coke, and the rest.

Everything thats a sched. substance is not on the list. Way too expensive to test for all of them, for example someone used to be able to do shrooms and not get popped, that was in the early 90's. To be tested for roids, unless it's changed the last few years, has to be requested by a persons chain-of-command.

Sir William Idol · « **Reply #44 on:** May 22, 2006, 03:00:26 PM »

they do not test for steroids