Damm you guys cant do a dirty limerick for shit...
Ya I was starting to think the same thing myself.
OK, here's my attempt. not so much a limerick, ...but a little tale
(Consider reading it with a Scottish accent)Have you heard the tale of Screwy Dick?
The poor lad was cursed at birth, with a corkscrew prick.
Well, ...he searched the world over in a futile hunt,
To find a young lassie, with a spiral ####
When at last he did find her, ...you know he nearly dropped dead.
Seems the gosh darned thing, ...had a left hand thread!