Kamali's Precontest prep
1) Stop eating big macs and sprinkles on doughnuts 1 week before contest
2) Start tanning like crazy, sleep in the tanning bed and begin applying protan 2 weeks out
3) Switch from coke to diet coke to coke zero
4) Start Brainstorming excuses
5) Decide on the Metal Armor vs Gay Arab Cowboy vs Egyptian Homosexual slave outfit
6) Check if there are any injured/washed up wrestlers in the crowd to bring on stage to distract judges
7) If all else fails blame it on doing squats and deadlifts
