Author Topic: Is Dave Henry natural? (Read 11793 times)

The Showstoppa · « **on:** June 21, 2006, 10:33:10 AM »

If not, he should just give up.

alexxx · « **Reply #1 on:** June 21, 2006, 10:33:53 AM »

He is too weak to be a natural! can't even press 315 on the bench. $:-\$

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #2 on:** June 21, 2006, 10:35:35 AM »

Quote from: alexxx on June 21, 2006, 10:33:53 AM

He is too weak to be a natural! can't even press 315 on the bench. $:-\$

That is truly sad. If he is on gear and that weak, he needs to just throw in the towel.

DK II · « **Reply #3 on:** June 21, 2006, 10:38:09 AM »

He isn't just weak, he is also small and arrogant.
and no he isn't natural.
if he was off teh sauce, he would be a small insecure guy who would sit alone at home with his playstation and superman comics and dream of being big and brave.

alexxx · « **Reply #4 on:** June 21, 2006, 10:38:41 AM »

I read in a muscletech add that dave did 500 x 1 on the bench and in the same issue of md, the current one, in his chest training feature that he did 2 reps with 500?? He must have been Kamaling it.

alexxx · « **Reply #5 on:** June 21, 2006, 10:39:45 AM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on June 21, 2006, 10:38:09 AM

He isn't just weak, he is also small and arrogant.
and no he isn't natural.
if he was off teh sauce, he would be a small insecure guy who would sit alone at home with his playstation and superman comics and dream of being big and brave.

Why did you have to bring Lee Priest into this?

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #6 on:** June 21, 2006, 10:40:21 AM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on June 21, 2006, 10:38:09 AM

He isn't just weak, he is also small and arrogant.
and no he isn't natural.
if he was off teh sauce, he would be a small insecure guy who would sit alone at home with his playstation and superman comics and dream of being big and brave.

Maybe he could try out for Wee Man's spot on that Jacksass show?

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #7 on:** June 21, 2006, 10:40:56 AM »

Quote from: alexxx on June 21, 2006, 10:39:45 AM

Why did you have to bring Lee Priest into this?

hahaha

Blockhead · « **Reply #8 on:** June 21, 2006, 10:48:53 AM »

What the hell is wrong you you damn people??? Of course Dave henry is NOT natural...you think he put on all that muscle on that tiny frame WITHOUT using some really REALLY really powerful muscle-building magic bullets?

Havent you heethens ever heard of The MuscleTech Stack? Don't you non-believers know that in order to 'GET JAKKED' you have to 'GET THE STACK'. Gosh, darn! My inside sources found a copy Dave Henry's 'STACK/CYCLE' in his gym bag he had written out...grab a pen/paper right now cuz here it is...

Week 1-4: Cell-tech at 2 serving daily w/ NitroTech at 3 servings daily w/ Gacik at 1 serving daily.

Week 5-8: Taper the Cell-Tech down to 1 serving daily now add in Creakic at 1 serving daily with Gacki at 2 servings daily...slowly taper off the Nitrotech to only 2 servings daily now add in AnatorP70 at 1 serving daily.

Week 9-12: To really dial it in...stop CellTech and stay on Creakic at 1 serving daily...Gacik should remain at 1 serving daily...Hydroxycut Hardcore at 2 servings daily with Nitrotech still remaining at 2 servings daily...AnatorP70 riding steady at 1 serving daily with Leukic at 1 serving at bedtime.

You people got a lot of learning to do...Dave Henry was once a normal guy BEFORE he learned about 'The Stack'...now that he's on 'The Stack'...he does single arm dumbbell tricep extensions w/ 130lb dumbbells and has a love affair with the Hammer Incline Press.

You bunch of dummys!

RJB · « **Reply #9 on:** June 21, 2006, 10:57:28 AM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on June 21, 2006, 10:48:53 AM

What the hell is wrong you you damn people??? Of course Dave henry is NOT natural...you think he put on all that muscle on that tiny frame WITHOUT using some really REALLY really powerful muscle-building magic bullets?

Havent you heethens ever heard of The MuscleTech Stack? Don't you non-believers know that in order to 'GET JAKKED' you have to 'GET THE STACK'. Gosh, darn! My inside sources found a copy Dave Henry's 'STACK/CYCLE' in his gym bag he had written out...grab a pen/paper right now cuz here it is...

Week 1-4: Cell-tech at 2 serving daily w/ NitroTech at 3 servings daily w/ Gacik at 1 serving daily.

Week 5-8: Taper the Cell-Tech down to 1 serving daily now add in Creakic at 1 serving daily with Gacki at 2 servings daily...slowly taper off the Nitrotech to only 2 servings daily now add in AnatorP70 at 1 serving daily.

Week 9-12: To really dial it in...stop CellTech and stay on Creakic at 1 serving daily...Gacik should remain at 1 serving daily...Hydroxycut Hardcore at 2 servings daily with Nitrotech still remaining at 2 servings daily...AnatorP70 riding steady at 1 serving daily with Leukic at 1 serving at bedtime.

You people got a lot of learning to do...Dave Henry was once a normal guy BEFORE he learned about 'The Stack'...now that he's on 'The Stack'...he does single arm dumbbell tricep extensions w/ 130lb dumbbells and has a love affair with the Hammer Incline Press.

You bunch of dummys!

Best post ever?

jarhead · « **Reply #10 on:** June 21, 2006, 11:17:48 AM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on June 21, 2006, 10:48:53 AM

What the hell is wrong you you damn people??? Of course Dave henry is NOT natural...you think he put on all that muscle on that tiny frame WITHOUT using some really REALLY really powerful muscle-building magic bullets?

Havent you heethens ever heard of The MuscleTech Stack? Don't you non-believers know that in order to 'GET JAKKED' you have to 'GET THE STACK'. Gosh, darn! My inside sources found a copy Dave Henry's 'STACK/CYCLE' in his gym bag he had written out...grab a pen/paper right now cuz here it is...

Week 1-4: Cell-tech at 2 serving daily w/ NitroTech at 3 servings daily w/ Gacik at 1 serving daily.

Week 5-8: Taper the Cell-Tech down to 1 serving daily now add in Creakic at 1 serving daily with Gacki at 2 servings daily...slowly taper off the Nitrotech to only 2 servings daily now add in AnatorP70 at 1 serving daily.

Week 9-12: To really dial it in...stop CellTech and stay on Creakic at 1 serving daily...Gacik should remain at 1 serving daily...Hydroxycut Hardcore at 2 servings daily with Nitrotech still remaining at 2 servings daily...AnatorP70 riding steady at 1 serving daily with Leukic at 1 serving at bedtime.

You people got a lot of learning to do...Dave Henry was once a normal guy BEFORE he learned about 'The Stack'...now that he's on 'The Stack'...he does single arm dumbbell tricep extensions w/ 130lb dumbbells and has a love affair with the Hammer Incline Press.

You bunch of dummys!

Man, thanks for the post. I was way off in my training. I am on my way to Max Muscle now.

tom joad · « **Reply #11 on:** June 21, 2006, 11:27:35 AM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on June 21, 2006, 10:48:53 AM

What the hell is wrong you you damn people??? Of course Dave henry is NOT natural...you think he put on all that muscle on that tiny frame WITHOUT using some really REALLY really powerful muscle-building magic bullets?

Havent you heethens ever heard of The MuscleTech Stack? Don't you non-believers know that in order to 'GET JAKKED' you have to 'GET THE STACK'. Gosh, darn! My inside sources found a copy Dave Henry's 'STACK/CYCLE' in his gym bag he had written out...grab a pen/paper right now cuz here it is...

Week 1-4: Cell-tech at 2 serving daily w/ NitroTech at 3 servings daily w/ Gacik at 1 serving daily.

Week 5-8: Taper the Cell-Tech down to 1 serving daily now add in Creakic at 1 serving daily with Gacki at 2 servings daily...slowly taper off the Nitrotech to only 2 servings daily now add in AnatorP70 at 1 serving daily.

Week 9-12: To really dial it in...stop CellTech and stay on Creakic at 1 serving daily...Gacik should remain at 1 serving daily...Hydroxycut Hardcore at 2 servings daily with Nitrotech still remaining at 2 servings daily...AnatorP70 riding steady at 1 serving daily with Leukic at 1 serving at bedtime.

You people got a lot of learning to do...Dave Henry was once a normal guy BEFORE he learned about 'The Stack'...now that he's on 'The Stack'...he does single arm dumbbell tricep extensions w/ 130lb dumbbells and has a love affair with the Hammer Incline Press.

You bunch of dummys!

That's a powerful sounding stack!!! I've gotta get on that. But I have a question. I still have three-quarters of a container of whey protein from another company (ON.) So can I substitute my non-MuscleTech whey protein for NitroTech? Or are all MuscleTech products so scientifically and precisely designed that they synergistically create the incredible results that I see in the before and after photos in the ads? In other words, if I use another whey protein powder other than NitroTech will I throw the entire MuscleTech Stack completely out of whack? Thanks.

Blockhead · « **Reply #12 on:** June 21, 2006, 11:28:12 AM »

Whoa hold your horses, jarhead...back it up! back it up! Don't you know anything about how to save money buying your supplements? Don't any of you people know how to function? How will all of you here get by without a Blockhead here assisting and educating all of you heethens?

You dont go to a MaxMuscle...you go to the local GNC! Inside GNC...you will be able to find shaved armed 20yr old kids who's max bench is 175lbs who are ALL supreme authorities on the human body and the science of supplementation from a physiological AND personal point of view. Inside GNC...you will automatically learn how to save 20% by purchasing ther exclusive MEMBERS ONLY 'Gold Card'. Now...keep breathing, jarhead...keep breathing...but if you have a Gold Card...you are IN! You get to save 20% off EVERYTHING in the store for the first week of every month. Dude...that means you STILL pay at least 40% ABOVE cost. How about that! Then...you can get GNC's exclusive megaMen multivitamin for buying ONE and getting the SECOND at HALF-OFF!!! It's a no-brainer...GNC is the place to be. say that with me...'GNC...Is The Place To Be!'. For all of your MuscleTech supplement needs!

bic_staedtler · « **Reply #13 on:** June 21, 2006, 11:34:05 AM »

Thank God I found out about this great place you all speak of, GNC. I'm going to go get a Gold Card membership and some Bee Pollen right away!

DK II · « **Reply #14 on:** June 21, 2006, 11:35:30 AM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on June 21, 2006, 10:48:53 AM

What the hell is wrong you you damn people??? Of course Dave henry is NOT natural...you think he put on all that muscle on that tiny frame WITHOUT using some really REALLY really powerful muscle-building magic bullets?

Havent you heethens ever heard of The MuscleTech Stack? Don't you non-believers know that in order to 'GET JAKKED' you have to 'GET THE STACK'. Gosh, darn! My inside sources found a copy Dave Henry's 'STACK/CYCLE' in his gym bag he had written out...grab a pen/paper right now cuz here it is...

Week 1-4: Cell-tech at 2 serving daily w/ NitroTech at 3 servings daily w/ Gacik at 1 serving daily.

Week 5-8: Taper the Cell-Tech down to 1 serving daily now add in Creakic at 1 serving daily with Gacki at 2 servings daily...slowly taper off the Nitrotech to only 2 servings daily now add in AnatorP70 at 1 serving daily.

Week 9-12: To really dial it in...stop CellTech and stay on Creakic at 1 serving daily...Gacik should remain at 1 serving daily...Hydroxycut Hardcore at 2 servings daily with Nitrotech still remaining at 2 servings daily...AnatorP70 riding steady at 1 serving daily with Leukic at 1 serving at bedtime.

You people got a lot of learning to do...Dave Henry was once a normal guy BEFORE he learned about 'The Stack'...now that he's on 'The Stack'...he does single arm dumbbell tricep extensions w/ 130lb dumbbells and has a love affair with the Hammer Incline Press.

You bunch of dummys!

Thank you! Now i can become the tinyest pro in history myself!!
And by the way, i feel it working already, you dumbasses, i crush you all, i'm the biggest and best!!

Blockhead · « **Reply #15 on:** June 21, 2006, 11:37:15 AM »

Oh bic...hold up man...contact Vince Goodrum PHD CSC MVP RIP. Nobody slings Bee Pollen like that man...you MIGHT get a better price w/ Vince but with a GNC Gold Card...you noboy els can really compete. Good Luck.

natural al · « **Reply #16 on:** June 21, 2006, 11:38:52 AM »

I think alexxx is trying to get banned....if he does that might be a record for number of BB sites one dude has been banned from....

DK II · « **Reply #17 on:** June 21, 2006, 11:39:24 AM »

snake oil works fine too!

Blockhead · « **Reply #18 on:** June 21, 2006, 11:46:51 AM »

Quote from: tom joad on June 21, 2006, 11:27:35 AM

That's a powerful sounding stack!!! I've gotta get on that. But I have a question. I still have three-quarters of a container of whey protein from another company (ON.) So can I substitute my non-MuscleTech whey protein for NitroTech? Or are all MuscleTech products so scientifically and precisely designed that they synergistically create the incredible results that I see in the before and after photos in the ads? In other words, if I use another whey protein powder other than NitroTech will I throw the entire MuscleTech Stack completely out of whack? Thanks.

You see tom joad...this would be a question designed for Dr.Marvin Huer. He is the CHIEF SCIENTIFIC OFFICER at MuscleTech Inc. I'm going to guess that to using such an inferior product such as ON Whey...thrown into 'The Stack' will offset the balance and tranquility and harmony of all the other MT supps together...then again keep in mind that you should ALWAYS know your supplier...can you TRUST your supplier of ON Whey? You 100% positive it isnt filled with junk or placebo? Sometimes its best to go with the more pricey supplement...but at least you know what you are geting. Too many renegade and shady dealers...or I mean COMPANIES that try to rip people off for a quick buck. Not to mention...thanks to Dr. Marvin Huer...we all know now that your body CANNOT assimilate or use any protein from 'the other company' it can ONLy tolerate, use, absorb and assimilate protein from Muscletech because of its unique delivery system which makes it 1,879% better. I hope this helps...good luck.

Croatch · « **Reply #19 on:** June 21, 2006, 12:03:01 PM »

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He isn't just weak, he is also small and arrogant.
and no he isn't natural.
if he was off teh sauce, he would be a small insecure guy who would sit alone at home with his playstation and superman comics and dream of being big and brave.

Hysterical.
Yeah, another classic case of tons of gear giving someone a physique. Sorry, but this guy wouldn't break 160lbs naturally. Good thing bodybuilding is a drugfest or he'd be working at Gamestop selling me video games asking me, "How much you bench?" everytime I walked in the store.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #20 on:** June 21, 2006, 12:10:01 PM »

Quote from: Croatch on June 21, 2006, 12:03:01 PM

Hysterical.
Yeah, another classic case of tons of gear giving someone a physique. Sorry, but this guy wouldn't break 160lbs naturally. Good thing bodybuilding is a drugfest or he'd be working at Gamestop selling me video games asking me, "How much you bench?" everytime I walked in the store.

haha, yes Crotch. Dave is such a nerd. I bet he didn't play any sports growing up because his family was afraid he would get hurt.

DK II · « **Reply #21 on:** June 21, 2006, 12:11:53 PM »

monster chest hair.

Faust · « **Reply #22 on:** June 21, 2006, 01:32:28 PM »

Of course he is natural.
Steroids are for baseball players.

sarcasm · « **Reply #23 on:** June 21, 2006, 01:34:29 PM »

Quote from: alexxx on June 21, 2006, 10:38:41 AM

I read in a muscletech add that dave did 500 x 1 on the bench and in the same issue of md, the current one, in his chest training feature that he did 2 reps with 500?? He must have been Kamaling it.

rrrrrriiiiiigggghhhhtttttt!!!!!!!

that's why he could barely squeeze out 4 reps on the incline hammer machine with 5 plates per side which is probably the equivalent of 335 or so on the flat bench barbell.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #24 on:** June 21, 2006, 01:38:17 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on June 21, 2006, 01:34:29 PM

rrrrrriiiiiigggghhhhtttttt!!!!!!! that's why he could barely squeeze out 4 reps on the incline hammer machine with 5 plates per side which is probably the equivalent of 335 or so on the flat bench barbell.

In all fairness, sarcasm, the Hammer Strength stuff is designed for people of normal stature/size. Poor lil Davey probably has to use a booster pad. hahaha