well i know my mom is a handful for most men. Thank god it wasn't my sister! If it was youd be in ICU. I sugest not griping anything cylindrical for a while and would keep the appendage elevated. Also try some ice therapy and a pain killer. 800mg of Ibuprofen should do the trick. If the swelling and/or pain continue for 2 or more days, then we may have to put you ina wrist splint and be more agressive with the pain management. Also, please remeber that we will need your current insurance card and payment method when you come in nest. Thanks.