there's this juicer in my gym 5'8" 250lbs. with fairly low bf levels and i hadn't seen the dude in a while and he was in the gym today looking like he lost at least 70lbs. like someone let the air out of him and i said, "damn dude you're looking so skinny and weak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" i said it pretty loud too then i said, "what the hell happened to you?" he says, "aww Dave you know where i've been" now i had heard awhile back that he had been locked up for something but i had completely forgotten about it, then i rolled up my right shirt sleeve, hit a biceps shot and said, "damn dude i'm just trying to get these arms as HUGE as yours", hahahaha, now mind you his arms are currently 14 inches at most, i could literally see his eyes get glassy and tear up.
The second you told me "damn dude, you're looking skinn--" i would have stopped you mid sentence and gave you a knuckle sandwhich with a side order of kick to the face. You're such a lying bastard - this didn't happen, this little fantasy, not the way you're describing it.
I can almost guarantee a few things:
You kissed his ass and said "aawww, man, what happened? Are you ok??? Did you stop juicing?" Not "huh huh, you look skinny and stuff and weak.. huh huh.". Any man in their right mind would give you a hook the chin for making such a smart ass remark. No matter how skinny that guy is now to you, he would have still slapped you in the face for saying something so insulting.
Tell us the truth: This never happened, at least, not in reality. IN reality - after you woke up - you realized that you're never going to have 16" arms, which is why 14" is your reference for small, while my reference for small is 18".
