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Re: Funny lunch time story.
« Reply #100 on: July 06, 2006, 08:44:13 AM »
hahahaha, I wonder if fatty will be at subway again today.  Maybe I'll stop by to chat. hahahaha
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Re: Funny lunch time story.
« Reply #101 on: July 06, 2006, 08:45:29 AM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on July 06, 2006, 08:44:13 AM
hahahaha, I wonder if fatty will be at subway again today.  Maybe I'll stop by to chat. hahahaha
can you slap him in the face and tell him that Jaejonna said to put down the sandwich
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Re: Funny lunch time story.
« Reply #102 on: July 06, 2006, 08:47:40 AM »
Quote from: jaejonna on July 06, 2006, 08:45:29 AM
can you slap him in the face and tell him that Jaejonna said to put down the sandwich

hahah, yes I'll tell him Double J said to get off the See Food Diet.
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Re: Funny lunch time story.
« Reply #103 on: July 06, 2006, 10:23:29 AM »
You guys are so jealous of Lee it's hilarious keep the funny posts coming LOL.
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Re: Funny lunch time story.
« Reply #104 on: July 06, 2006, 10:26:47 AM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on July 05, 2006, 10:41:20 AM
I was too lazy to pack lunch today, so I stopped by subway, because it's close.  There was this 350lb slob ordering two people ahead of me.  I guess he was the office gofer and had a list of about 10 subs.  (you can call orders in, dumbfucks).  Anyway, I get tired of waiting and just said loud enough for everyone to hear me "Look everybody, Jared is getting one of everything!"  All the people in line started laughing.  He got all red faced and just looked straight ahead at the wall.  hahahaha  f'n tub

AHHAHAHAAHAH!!!   Quality!!   
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Re: Funny lunch time story.
« Reply #105 on: July 06, 2006, 01:01:33 PM »
The dude made up the thread, nobody could be that much of a complete asshole..
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Re: Funny lunch time story.
« Reply #106 on: July 06, 2006, 03:05:45 PM »
Quote from: nder98 on July 06, 2006, 01:01:33 PM
The dude made up the thread, nobody could be that much of a complete asshole..


Oh, you don't know me very well..... ;D
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Re: Funny lunch time story.
« Reply #107 on: July 06, 2006, 03:15:27 PM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on July 06, 2006, 03:05:45 PM

Oh, you don't know me very well..... ;D

i seriously doubt anyone would be igonorant enough to do what you did, then proudly boast about it on a message board.
however, you might be clever enough to have fabricated the whole incident for the purposes of getting a rise out of people.
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Re: Funny lunch time story.
« Reply #108 on: July 06, 2006, 04:06:49 PM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on July 05, 2006, 10:41:20 AM
I was too lazy to pack lunch today, so I stopped by subway, because it's close.  There was this 350lb slob ordering two people ahead of me.  I guess he was the office gofer and had a list of about 10 subs.  (you can call orders in, dumbfucks).  Anyway, I get tired of waiting and just said loud enough for everyone to hear me "Look everybody, Jared is getting one of everything!"  All the people in line started laughing.  He got all red faced and just looked straight ahead at the wall.  hahahaha  f'n tub

LOL.  total BS, but LOL.
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Re: Funny lunch time story.
« Reply #109 on: July 07, 2006, 06:35:29 AM »
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Re: Funny lunch time story.
« Reply #110 on: July 07, 2006, 07:05:37 AM »
Quote from: texasRUSH on July 06, 2006, 07:32:12 AM
you're damn right i was..and i was sick of not getting any pussy, not looking good, and not feeling better about myself....on top of people giving me shit! now the only shit i get is from people telling me i'm a user when all i do is bust my ass everyday! and you're right..i did get picked on alot...til i stomped a mudhole in the last guy that did it! no one said anything anymore...at least where i could hear them.  >:(  not everyone is gonna curl up and take your shit just because you look big or tough...you'll press someone's buttons the wrong way and that fat bastard will be the one skull fucking you in front of that same crowd that was giggling at HIM earlier!


oh my life is so hard!  ;D

almost made me cry...

But tell me, why have you been a fatass? because you were lazy and ate too much?
If the answer is yes, you deserve to be picked on.

What's up with these fat people sitting around all day on the couch eating junk food and crying out for pity when you make fun of them.
It's not very nice, i see that, but then don't eat so much. It's your own fault that you are fat, not the fault of the others.
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Re: Funny lunch time story.
« Reply #111 on: July 07, 2006, 07:23:46 AM »
Quote from: DonkeyKong on July 07, 2006, 07:05:37 AM
almost made me cry...

But tell me, why have you been a fatass? because you were lazy and ate too much?
If the answer is yes, you deserve to be picked on.

What's up with these fat people sitting around all day on the couch eating junk food and crying out for pity when you make fun of them.
It's not very nice, i see that, but then don't eat so much. It's your own fault that you are fat, not the fault of the others.

I would have a good chunck of change if I never paid for the gym memberships, supplements, gas to get to gym...plus could have done something with all the EXTRA hours I take out of my life to keep myself healthy by staying in the gym working out, going to the park playing hours of BBall....

So when im in the mall, and some fat fucker on a motorized cart, so fcuking fat they cant even walk, ask me to move out of the way cause the cart doesnt fit, i say well can you get me back all that money, time , effort ?? Waking up everyday sore.... No , well too bad fatty wait till i get out the way...fuckem they made their plate now eat it ..no sympathy from me
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Re: Funny lunch time story.
« Reply #112 on: July 07, 2006, 07:26:28 AM »
Quote from: jaejonna on July 07, 2006, 07:23:46 AM
I would have a good chunck of change if I never paid for the gym memberships, supplements, gas to get to gym...plus could have done something with all the EXTRA hours I take out of my life to keep myself healthy by staying in the gym working out, going to the park playing hours of BBall....

So when im in the mall, and some fat fucker on a motorized cart, so fcuking fat they cant even walk, ask me to move out of the way cause the cart doesnt fit, i say well can you get me back all that money, time , effort ?? Waking up everyday sore.... No , well too bad fatty wait till i get out the way...fuckem they made their plate now eat it ..no sympathy from me

Interesting point.  Never thought about all the background that goes into it like that...

"Too bad fatty, wait till I get out"  LOL
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Re: Funny lunch time story.
« Reply #113 on: July 07, 2006, 07:30:23 AM »
how is that so funny?  ???
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Re: Funny lunch time story.
« Reply #114 on: July 07, 2006, 07:35:32 AM »
Quote from: anvil on July 07, 2006, 07:26:28 AM
Interesting point.  Never thought about all the background that goes into it like that...

"Too bad fatty, wait till I get out"  LOL

The "Its Genetic Excuse " is probably the biggest lie they tell the fattys...and im not talking about regular overwieght people, im talking about the overly huge mofos who weigh like 250-400lbs or more...
I dont overtly hate on them , i dont hate on anyone like that except for like nazis and stuff but when they want to be put on disability and it comes out of the taxpayers pocket, when they want to have sympathy, when they want reg. people to do things diffrently to help them cope with thier laziness and glutony, then that just sets me off. My girls cousin is friggin 300 plus pounds, everyone is like ,,,he is soo big now... but when we sat down to eat at a BBQ he had like 5 drumsticks, a pound of Potato salad, three servings of cake...and like three cans of coke...im thinking to myself...damn he is doing it to himself, why doesnt he recognize the health problems he will eventually have and all the pain the family will feel when something bad happens.
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Re: Funny lunch time story.
« Reply #115 on: July 07, 2006, 07:36:51 AM »
Quote from: KTMckay on July 07, 2006, 07:30:23 AM
how is that so funny?  ???
Its not funny,  but Stoppa shitted on a fat fucker at Subway then the fatty protectors came out saying that every fat fuck has back problems from car accidents and thats why they are fat...blah blah blah..
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Re: Funny lunch time story.
« Reply #116 on: July 07, 2006, 07:44:22 AM »
Just think about how much these fat fuckers cost the state and health insurances every year.
Just because they are too lazy and stupid to do something for themselves and others.

Have you ever had a fat person helping you out with something?
Tell you the way, help you carry something, fix you car?
No. Because they are ashamed to talk to people who aren't fat.
And they are too fat to help.
No society on earth needs these fat slobs.

I hate fat people. No mercy.
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Re: Funny lunch time story.
« Reply #117 on: July 07, 2006, 07:46:00 AM »
i specifically hate fat women....  >:(
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Re: Funny lunch time story.
« Reply #118 on: July 07, 2006, 07:47:30 AM »
Quote from: DonkeyKong on July 07, 2006, 07:44:22 AM
Just think about how much these fat fuckers cost the state and health insurances every year.
Just because they are too lazy and stupid to do something for themselves and others.

Have you ever had a fat person helping you out with something?
Tell you the way, help you carry something, fix you car?
No. Because they are ashamed to talk to people who aren't fat.
And they are too fat to help.
No society on earth needs these fat slobs.

I hate fat people. No mercy.

Good post.  These f'n slobs drive the cost of healthcare thru the roof, but we get Lee "i make fun of murdered people" Preist chiming in on their behalf.
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Re: Funny lunch time story.
« Reply #119 on: July 07, 2006, 07:48:00 AM »
Oh and, if i ran a country, i'd have a jail sentence for everyone who's body fat level goes over 30%.

Jail until they are lean again.  ;D



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Re: Funny lunch time story.
« Reply #120 on: July 07, 2006, 07:52:09 AM »
Quote from: DonkeyKong on July 07, 2006, 07:48:00 AM
Oh and, if i ran a country, i'd have a jail sentence for everyone who's body fat level goes over 30%.

Jail until they are lean again.  ;D





then the squad would have to waste of their time with picket signs outside the jail, yellling "Free Sarcasm!!!" ;)
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Re: Funny lunch time story.
« Reply #121 on: July 07, 2006, 07:53:51 AM »
Quote from: danielson on July 07, 2006, 07:52:09 AM
then the squad would have to waste of their time with picket signs outside the jail, yellling "Free Sarcasm!!!" ;)
would there be a separate wing for pain killer addicts who lie about being black belts?
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Re: Funny lunch time story.
« Reply #122 on: July 07, 2006, 07:54:08 AM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on July 07, 2006, 07:47:30 AM
Good post.  These f'n slobs drive the cost of healthcare thru the roof, but we get Lee "i make fun of murdered people" Preist chiming in on their behalf.
Lee is on thier side cause half the year he is one of them.... but look who he defends

Yeah millions and millions of fat persons who everyday of thier life eats more than they can carry (while ppl are starving in other countries)

But its cool to ridicule a person being brutally murdered at the hands of Titus and his bitch..

Nice, that is MONDO cool
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Re: Funny lunch time story.
« Reply #123 on: July 07, 2006, 07:55:35 AM »
Quote from: sarcasm on July 07, 2006, 07:53:51 AM
would there be a separate wing for pain killer addicts who lie about being black belts?

hahah SenSai needs another Valiumm...

He probably doesnt even remember the Drunk/Drugged Posting from the other night .... what a role model you are for your students..
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Re: Funny lunch time story.
« Reply #124 on: July 07, 2006, 07:55:58 AM »
Quote from: sarcasm on July 07, 2006, 07:53:51 AM
would there be a separate wing for pain killer addicts who lie about being black belts?

Its been 15 weeks since I took a pk and I have been a black belt since i was 15. Its not that hard, actually. Just takes a little "efficiency", tubby.
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