The Coleman language

[DragonsBreath]

What if you spoke like Ronnie. What would he say about the GetBig crew?

Here's an example:

"Evribady on Gitbeeg, wanna say day a bodybuilda, but don't nobady wanna post no damm pictchas!"

[Bluto]

haha that's what he would say to sarcasm, the 34 year old that cricitize everybody but is afraid to show himself because he would be ridiculed and laughed at

[I ETA PI]

dauntless use of an over done joke. 

[IFBBwannaB]

What if you spoke like Ronnie. What would he say about the GetBig crew?

Here's an example:

"Evribady on Gitbeeg, wanna say day a bodybuilda, but don't nobady wanna post no damm pictchas!"

I would probably say.....damn...I cant get away with an acsent like this if I aint 320lbs....
Seriously...Ronnie speaks...people listen..."sure man...whatever you say big man"....someone else will speak like him..."get the fuck off bitch!"

[gordiano]

Here is an interview, which may provide some insight:



G: How long can keep winning the bbing championship?

Champ: Lung as I wanit. I alredy take care of da judges fo’ nex years sho. Is in da bag.

G: You recently signed a huge endorsement deal. Or so the rumor goes. Can you tell us anything about it?

Champ: Yip. some dolla bilz. I gots me some creatine. 10 jars ob it. An sum protin’. 2 gif certeefikets to burgar king. An a car wush.

G: Were you one of the bodybuilders subpoenaed at the Arnold Classic a while back?

Champ: no I don git no subpenis.

G: You are always thanking and praising Jesus after your victories, so you are obviously very religious. Yet you’ve been spotted at titty bars. How do you justify this?

Champ: I luv me some jeesus. Jeesus come 2 me an till me 2 go 2 da teetes bar. I wus doin’ jeeesus bisniz.

G: But you were spotted getting lap dances……..

Champ: da only time dem girlz sit down n liesson is win u giv dem tweny dollas. Win dey grindin me I preech dem about jeesus.

G: I hear you are a big Cowboys fan…..

Champ: I luvs me sum cowboyz. Brokebak mountain is my favurite moovee.

G: I also hear you are a big eater……..

Champ: das rite. I luvs me sum fixins n grits n colar grins. Ma favurite ristorant is black guy pees.

G: So what’s it like being out in public? Being 300 lbs of mass?

Champ: I tills ya is hard. Da peepoles dey sey meen tings about me. 1 tyme this guy till me I look lyke shrek on steroyce. Peepoles r so crool. I wus datin’ a femayles bodybilder 4 long tyme but one tyme we was out sum guy ax us r you brothars? Dat hurt ma fellins so I drop her n gut me sum fitnass booty.

G: I see. What about being 300 lbs?

Champ: I brake a few toylets in ma dey. 1 tyme dis kid look at me n says 2 his mama-why dis gorilla out of his cage moma?

G: Do you have to purchase 2 seats when flying on an airplane?

Champ: no I aint gonna waist no dollas on 2 seets. Usully  I jus sit on my seet n on top of the otter person nex to me.

G: I was told you speak several languages. Spanish, among them. Mind saying  a few words……

Champ: carny asado, nachos grandis, el pollo loco. Yo qiro taco bells.

G: Well, thanks for your time. This interview has been very enlightening.

Champ: Yip yip!

[I ETA PI]

Honestly, I've never seen such a dead joke get so much air time. 

Hey...I got another new one.  Why did the chicken cross the road?

[dorkeroo]

haha that's what he would say to sarcasm, the 34 year old that cricitize everybody but is afraid to show himself because he would be ridiculed and laughed at

You got it all wrong man, his physique is SO superior, if he were to show us, this board would shut down due to disinterest in bodybuilding. Even pros would quit.

I for one like lifting weights, however if I were to see the incredible physique he is quite obviously bringing to the table, I think I would quit, so let's all thank our lucky stars he hasn't shown us what he looks like. 

[dearth]

Honestly, I've never seen such a dead joke get so much air time. 

Hey...I got another new one.  Why did the chicken cross the road?

ta git ta da udder side, nome sayin g??

[youandme]

LMAO that interview is always funny as hell,if youe ever been around while he's talking you can relate

[240 is Back]

Hey...I got another new one.  Why did the chicken cross the road?

It escaped Goodrum's chicken coop?

[alexxx]

What if you spoke like Ronnie. What would he say about the GetBig crew?

Here's an example:

"Evribady on Gitbeeg, wanna say day a bodybuilda, but don't nobady wanna post no damm pictchas!"

hahaha I can see Ronnnie posting that! 

[youandme]

It escaped Goodrum's chicken coop?

Guess the bee pollen, along with syntheslen beat the shit out of vince, at least the supps worked on something

[Harry R. M. Pitts]

that interview never gets old

[Oliver Klaushof]

dauntless use of an over done joke. 

[dearth]

Ronnie doesn't even talk like that you stupid redneck.

dem vee-dee-os o me liftin sum havey azz weights be showin you how iz i talk

[sgt. d]

that interview never gets old

yes it does....very corny

ron doesnt even talk that way

[Rome]

Honestly, I've never seen such a dead joke get so much air time. 

Hey...I got another new one.  Why did the chicken cross the road?

the chicken joke is better!

[WOOO]

the chicken joke is better!

good ole chicken...

[the shadow]

Here is an interview, which may provide some insight:



G: How long can keep winning the bbing championship?

Champ: Lung as I wanit. I alredy take care of da judges fo’ nex years sho. Is in da bag.

G: You recently signed a huge endorsement deal. Or so the rumor goes. Can you tell us anything about it?

Champ: Yip. some dolla bilz. I gots me some creatine. 10 jars ob it. An sum protin’. 2 gif certeefikets to burgar king. An a car wush.

G: Were you one of the bodybuilders subpoenaed at the Arnold Classic a while back?

Champ: no I don git no subpenis.

G: You are always thanking and praising Jesus after your victories, so you are obviously very religious. Yet you’ve been spotted at titty bars. How do you justify this?

Champ: I luv me some jeesus. Jeesus come 2 me an till me 2 go 2 da teetes bar. I wus doin’ jeeesus bisniz.

G: But you were spotted getting lap dances……..

Champ: da only time dem girlz sit down n liesson is win u giv dem tweny dollas. Win dey grindin me I preech dem about jeesus.

G: I hear you are a big Cowboys fan…..

Champ: I luvs me sum cowboyz. Brokebak mountain is my favurite moovee.

G: I also hear you are a big eater……..

Champ: das rite. I luvs me sum fixins n grits n colar grins. Ma favurite ristorant is black guy pees.

G: So what’s it like being out in public? Being 300 lbs of mass?

Champ: I tills ya is hard. Da peepoles dey sey meen tings about me. 1 tyme this guy till me I look lyke shrek on steroyce. Peepoles r so crool. I wus datin’ a femayles bodybilder 4 long tyme but one tyme we was out sum guy ax us r you brothars? Dat hurt ma fellins so I drop her n gut me sum fitnass booty.

G: I see. What about being 300 lbs?

Champ: I brake a few toylets in ma dey. 1 tyme dis kid look at me n says 2 his mama-why dis gorilla out of his cage moma?

G: Do you have to purchase 2 seats when flying on an airplane?

Champ: no I aint gonna waist no dollas on 2 seets. Usully  I jus sit on my seet n on top of the otter person nex to me.

G: I was told you speak several languages. Spanish, among them. Mind saying  a few words……

Champ: carny asado, nachos grandis, el pollo loco. Yo qiro taco bells.

G: Well, thanks for your time. This interview has been very enlightening.

Champ: Yip yip!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gtbro1]

Ronnie doesn't even talk like that you stupid redneck.

you are right.But he does use his own pictures .