riiiiight....
tell you what...I'll have Tiffany post personally to set the record straight...no problem. I'm close friends with her to this day. I've never laid a hand on ANY woman, let alone her.
I can see it now:
Hello?
Hello, Tiffany? Hi, it's Bob!
What do you want, Bob... I told you it's over!
No, you've got the wrong idea... it's nothing like that.
Okay, then what do you want?
I need you to do me a favor.
Sure, what?
Well, I need you to go to your computer, and log onto this website called
www.getbig.com. There are a bunch of kids there saying mean things about me. I need you to post on there that I never smacked you around or anything like that.
*silence*
Tiffany? Tiffany?
*muttering* I can't believe I ever hooked up with this loser.
