Author Topic: Funny fitness store story (Read 6257 times)

The Showstoppa · « **on:** July 17, 2006, 01:09:20 PM »

I stopped by a fitness store to pick-up some chalk today and there was this 300lb lady talking to the sales guy about ellipticals. I waited patiently as every machine creaked and groaned during her 200 questions. She finally decides on one and when the guy tells her they can deliver it this Saturday she pitches a big fit about not wanting it "unless you deliver it tomorrow!" As the guy calls someone, fatty rolls her eyes and asks me "Can you believe that?" My response, "Lady it's taken you how many years to get into your shape, yet now you have to have the elliptical tomorrow?" I just turned and laughed as she started digging her credit card out. hahahaha the sales guy gave me the chalk after she left.

kiwiol · « **Reply #1 on:** July 17, 2006, 01:15:13 PM »

Hahahaha, excellent ownage Showstoppa. You did us proud. That ~~tiny~~ giant twat won't recover from this crucification for a long time

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #2 on:** July 17, 2006, 01:17:02 PM »

Quote from: kiwiol on July 17, 2006, 01:15:13 PM

Hahahaha, excellent ownage Showstoppa. You did us proud. That ~~tiny~~ giant twat won't recover from this crucification for a long time

Thanks kiwiol. It's always rewarding to put to fatty in their place. hahaha

littleguns · « **Reply #3 on:** July 17, 2006, 01:18:12 PM »

She is probably home crying, eating Ben & Jerries crying out loud "I'll show that young fellow".....as she packs back the Phish Food!

Hope your happy

Special Nutty Professor's Wife looking to loose weight Ed

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #4 on:** July 17, 2006, 01:20:22 PM »

Quote from: littleguns on July 17, 2006, 01:18:12 PM

She is probably home crying, eating Ben & Jerries crying out loud "I'll show that young fellow".....as she packs back the Phish Food!

Hope your happy

Special Nutty Professor's Wife looking to loose weight Ed

I'm very happy. If I can just motivate one fatty to turn away from the insanity and quit being obesely disgusting, I will I have accomplished my goal.

jaejonna · « **Reply #5 on:** July 17, 2006, 01:20:27 PM »

You should of told her to run to the place that she is buying from and to carry it back home. That way she can get the eliptical instantly and start to burn the lard that surrounds her. Me I would of been like.... "Hey bitch gimme the 1000 bucks , Ill tie a hotdog to my back and you can chase me for a few days.....cause after a few days that thing will be the most expensive towel rack you will ever own."

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #6 on:** July 17, 2006, 01:22:24 PM »

Quote from: jaejonna on July 17, 2006, 01:20:27 PM

You should of told her to run to the place that she is buying from and to carry it back home. That way she can get the eliptical instantly and start to burn the lard that surrounds her. Me I would of been like.... "Hey bitch gimme the 1000 bucks , Ill tie a hotdog to my back and you can chase me for a few days.....cause after a few days that thing will be the most expensive towel rack you will ever own."

hahaha, "hotdog to my back..." She could probably have run a 10.0 100m for that. She resembled and out of shape Rosanne.

Blockhead · « **Reply #7 on:** July 17, 2006, 01:24:12 PM »

I bet you made her go home and run to the freezer where she keeps her Ben/Jerry's and engorged herself something awful.

How much money did she pay for that clothes hanger she'll keep in the basement?

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #8 on:** July 17, 2006, 01:27:20 PM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on July 17, 2006, 01:24:12 PM

I bet you made her go home and run to the freezer where she keeps her Ben/Jerry's and engorged herself something awful.

How much money did she pay for that clothes hanger she'll keep in the basement?

$1099 + tax. The thing is that even if she does actually use it, it won't hold up under her blatant fattyness.

kiwiol · « **Reply #9 on:** July 17, 2006, 01:41:49 PM »

Maybe she'll find another way of using it ?

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #10 on:** July 17, 2006, 01:45:38 PM »

Quote from: kiwiol on July 17, 2006, 01:41:49 PM

Maybe she'll find another way of using it ?

hahah, put a wig and 50 more pounds of blubber on him and he could pass for her. hahaha

kiwiol · « **Reply #11 on:** July 17, 2006, 01:47:15 PM »

How dare you suggest Mike Wolfe is a Tranny

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #12 on:** July 17, 2006, 01:48:40 PM »

Quote from: kiwiol on July 17, 2006, 01:47:15 PM

How dare you suggest Mike Wolfe is a Tranny

hahahaha

Mark Apollo · « **Reply #13 on:** July 17, 2006, 01:56:22 PM »

yes yes! it is good to be a muscle man.

Bluto · « **Reply #14 on:** July 17, 2006, 02:24:14 PM »

another fabricated story

haider · « **Reply #15 on:** July 17, 2006, 02:26:41 PM »

Woudlnt that be funny is it was a true story

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #16 on:** July 17, 2006, 02:33:59 PM »

Quote from: haider on July 17, 2006, 02:26:41 PM

Woudlnt that be funny is it was a true story

Who says it not true?

You can't believe Bluto. He's mad cause I won't call his mom back.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #17 on:** July 17, 2006, 03:02:36 PM »

AHAHAAHAH!! Excellent owning of that fat, uppity bitch Showstoppa!! Yes, much like the small and weak, fatties should be punished for their physical lackings!

DK II · « **Reply #18 on:** July 17, 2006, 03:07:07 PM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on July 17, 2006, 01:09:20 PM

I stopped by a fitness store to pick-up some chalk today and there was this 300lb lady talking to the sales guy about ellipticals. I waited patiently as every machine creaked and groaned during her 200 questions. She finally decides on one and when the guy tells her they can deliver it this Saturday she pitches a big fit about not wanting it "unless you deliver it tomorrow!" As the guy calls someone, fatty rolls her eyes and asks me "Can you believe that?" My response, "Lady it's taken you how many years to get into your shape, yet now you have to have the elliptical tomorrow?" I just turned and laughed as she started digging her credit card out. hahahaha the sales guy gave me the chalk after she left.

Thanx Showstoppa, you made my day.

anvil · « **Reply #19 on:** July 17, 2006, 03:07:14 PM »

You should've told her to buy the deluxe edition where there's a Big Mac suspended from a wire 3 feet in front of the elliptical. I can see it now: "must... get... sandwich... almost... there..."