TOP FIVE REASONS VINNY IS NOT DOING THE NOC:
1. Vinny lost three teeth playing ice hockey last week and the PDI's Dental Plan doesn't cover injuries from "contact" sports.
2. Vinny received an offer to guest pose at three prominent National-qualifiers at $2500 a pop from NPC promoters if he forgoes the NOC.
3. Manion has assured him that like Chick at the Masters Show, Vinny will receive a "very close look" if he chooses to compete at the NPC Nationals this year and forgo the NOC.
4. He was only competing because he and Rhino had fallen in love, and now that they've split up, the show's off.
5. Rhino promised Vinny a "high-powered" "mid-six figure" job selling "commodities" to "high net worth" individuals at the world's "most prominent" financial "investment bank" if he "fakes" a "biceps injury" and "drops out" so Rhino can "move up" the "placing ladder".
Special "Skeptic Tank" Ed
