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demons at the door
« on: August 03, 2006, 09:18:30 AM »
just a review of Bob's movie from 2004, where he had a leading role as Uriel (more like Urinal)

Dogs and horror. Think of Cujo. That seems like a pretty good combination, if done correctly of course...of course. Well, it seems someone forgot to mention that to the cast and crew of Demons at the Door. Well, let me be fair, it wasn't until after they had completely given up on this project that they gave the spotlight to Fido, so I guess that saves them some humiliation...I guess. Another combination that seemed to have waved bye-bye to this movie way before the beginning were acting and directing. Well...I can't be sure if it was the acting or the directing, maybe it was both, I can't honestly tell. I can be sure about casting though, nice job on the Middle Eastern, very believable????? Seriously, the guy was whiter than Commando Comedian. And please tell me what those demons were doing that the film kept showing over and over again. You remember, the ones that looked liked they were involved in an aerobics class. Were they trying to be scary or looking to dance with each other??? I go with dancing, because they didn't stop doing that the entire movie. ("" just mentally add those quotations in every time I use movie/film from now on) Even when the main "actor" was shooting them, all they did was dance back and forth. Damn you Castellano for shooting up a perfectly benign demon dance party!! I think what had happened was that the crew had accidentally tapped into a taping of "Richard Simmons does Hell Live" and decided to edit it into their movie for lack of content. Will Richard Simmons do anything?? Speaking of Hell, how the hell did this movie get into Blockbuster?? Is the director the VPs cousin?? Oh, and please tell me you didn't actually pay that dominatrix to be in your movie, that was by far the most horrible scene I have ever seen...ever!! I will be permanently scarred for the rest of my life, and I constantly have nightmares that the Weapons of Mass Destruction is sitting on my face!! You have succeeded in one thing crew/cast members of Demons at the Door. You have lowered that bar so much for B horror movies that anyone can now make them...seriously. I am not joking. There is now no limitation for someone wanting to making a movie. No special effects?? No problem..use windows Paint, Demons at the Door did.

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Re: demons at the door
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2006, 09:20:00 AM »
Your obsession with Chick is getting a little bit frightening.

240's stalkers aren't even this bad, well maybe they are but come on.

Do you really want to be associated with the likes of sgt. D and weedouttheweak?

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Re: demons at the door
« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2006, 09:20:08 AM »
hahahaha, you're obsessed.
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Re: demons at the door
« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2006, 09:21:04 AM »
im not gonna read all that shit
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Re: demons at the door
« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2006, 09:22:12 AM »
im not gonna read all that shit

lol

seconded

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Re: demons at the door
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Re: demons at the door
« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2006, 09:24:52 AM »
I would love to watch him beat your ridiculous attitude out of you.

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Re: demons at the door
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Re: demons at the door
« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2006, 09:26:25 AM »
I would love to watch him beat your ridiculous attitude out of you.

bob is not much of a fighter

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Re: demons at the door
« Reply #9 on: August 03, 2006, 09:29:30 AM »
bob is not much of a fighter

he would whip your ass inside of two minutes.
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Re: demons at the door
« Reply #10 on: August 03, 2006, 09:35:32 AM »
bob is not much of a fighter

and you're not much of anything except....well....fat.

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Re: demons at the door
« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2006, 09:36:50 AM »
Too long, didn't read.

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Re: demons at the door
« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2006, 09:52:23 AM »
no sh*t kegdrainer....give it a fcking rest

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Re: demons at the door
« Reply #13 on: August 03, 2006, 10:19:00 AM »
he would whip your ass inside of two minutes.

Lol, bob does like man ass, i'll give him that.  But whip me?!?!  hahahahahhaha you ain't from around here are you?  Bob's reputation as a PUSSY is bigger than his ego

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Re: demons at the door
« Reply #14 on: August 03, 2006, 10:24:58 AM »
I would love to watch him beat your ridiculous attitude out of you.

You'd have to set up a mirror first - wouldn't you, Bob?

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Re: demons at the door
« Reply #15 on: August 03, 2006, 11:08:40 AM »