Well i doubt he is responsible for that mess in the middle east. THAT must have been someone else.

Allright allright i made up the Israel thing but one thing he did for is sure deliver both Atom bombs, see they didn't use the B-29 like they want you to think. They used their secret weapon Steve Reeves to throw them football style from Iwo Jima, it's all true it was recently declassified

Alright seriously i think i am done with this joke now, but maybe not......