The ninjas captured him and tough him everything he knows.
Speaking of Ninjas, I always liked this one:
That fat fucker announcing in the red owes me $4,000.00. That guy is a major league ripoff. I got so many inquiries about this guy and how he does business. I got nailed too.
zzzzzzzzz I fell asleep watching that fight. Were they fighting or playing freeze tag? And Flex better lower than chin, or somebody who can punch & kick will put him to sleep.