Author Topic: Brock Lesnar signs for K-1!!!! (Read 3524 times)

Scimowser · « **on:** August 13, 2006, 05:49:22 AM »

He has signed on the dotted line and get this - hes being trained exclusively by Royce Gracie!

Bluto · « **Reply #1 on:** August 13, 2006, 07:29:38 AM »

someone should tell gracie thay you cant fight from your back in k1

texasRUSH · « **Reply #2 on:** August 14, 2006, 06:43:07 AM »

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someone should tell gracie thay you cant fight from your back in k1

lmfao

LatsMcGee · « **Reply #3 on:** August 14, 2006, 10:26:43 AM »

I thought Pat Militech was going to train him? Oh well, Bob Sapp part 2.

Nathan · « **Reply #4 on:** August 14, 2006, 03:43:29 PM »

WTF

Royce trainning for K1? lol

Jaded · « **Reply #5 on:** August 14, 2006, 04:19:03 PM »

Quote from: Nathan on August 14, 2006, 03:43:29 PM

WTF Royce trainning for K1? lol

he's training for the K1-MMA, Sherlock!

Jaded · « **Reply #6 on:** August 14, 2006, 04:20:13 PM »

Quote from: LatsMcGee on August 14, 2006, 10:26:43 AM

I thought Pat Militech was going to train him? Oh well, Bob Sapp part 2.

should be a good combo.. training MMA with Miletich and jiu-jitsu with Royce! plus his extensive wrestling background!

*ChuteBoxe* · « **Reply #7 on:** August 14, 2006, 05:06:58 PM »

The hype surrounding this guy is nauseating, sure he was a collegiate wrestler, and he's big. I can't wait to see what happens when someone (not a can) actually clocks him in the head a few times. I don't think he will ever hold a title worth a damn, and I hope all the bad things in the world happen to him and only him.

UK Gold · « **Reply #8 on:** August 15, 2006, 12:25:25 PM »

Quote from: *ChuteBoxe* on August 14, 2006, 05:06:58 PM

The hype surrounding this guy is nauseating, sure he was a collegiate wrestler, and he's big. I can't wait to see what happens when someone (not a can) actually clocks him in the head a few times. I don't think he will ever hold a title worth a damn, and I hope all the bad things in the world happen to him and only him.

why all the hate? Did he fuck your mother?

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #9 on:** August 15, 2006, 12:31:26 PM »

Quote from: *ChuteBoxe* on August 14, 2006, 05:06:58 PM

The hype surrounding this guy is nauseating, sure he was a collegiate wrestler, and he's big. I can't wait to see what happens when someone (not a can) actually clocks him in the head a few times. I don't think he will ever hold a title worth a damn, and I hope all the bad things in the world happen to him and only him.

I actually heard he's got an iron jaw and is a very good brawler. We'll have to see I guess.

*ChuteBoxe* · « **Reply #10 on:** August 15, 2006, 03:27:17 PM »

Quote from: Captain Equipoise on August 15, 2006, 12:31:26 PM

I actually heard he's got an iron jaw and is a very good brawler. We'll have to see I guess.

I have seen video of him hitting the heavy bag and focus mitts, and the dude looked freakin terrible. His hands were damn near at his waist, and he had no techinique whatsoever. I almost felt bad for him, then I looked down and realized UK Gold's mom was polishing my knob with her dirty ass mouth.

doison · « **Reply #11 on:** August 15, 2006, 05:34:02 PM »

Quote from: *ChuteBoxe* on August 15, 2006, 03:27:17 PM

I have seen video of him hitting the heavy bag and focus mitts, and the dude looked freakin terrible. His hands were damn near at his waist, and he had no techinique whatsoever. I almost felt bad for him, then I looked down and realized UK Gold's mom was polishing my knob with her dirty ass mouth.

I'm sure your form was dead on when you started though.
Wrestlers haven't exactly been horrible in MMA......

*ChuteBoxe* · « **Reply #12 on:** August 15, 2006, 07:06:50 PM »

Quote from: doison on August 15, 2006, 05:34:02 PM

I'm sure your form was dead on when you started

Everybody is already proclaiming this guy to be God, he hasn't even fought once yet. He is not an internationally decorated wrestler like Randy or Mark Kerr, he is pretty decent though (on a collegiate level). Matt Hughes has been reportedly submitting Brock left and right, even slapping him in the back of the head and taunting him while doing so.

Scimowser · « **Reply #13 on:** August 16, 2006, 12:18:28 AM »

Mark kerr, Mark Coleman, Nick Nutter - 3 of the best wrestlers to get into MMA. Brock dwarfs all of them and has more power, and ive also heard about him being able to handle himself very well. We'll just have to wait and see i guess, but my money is on a good showing

Jaded · « **Reply #14 on:** August 16, 2006, 10:46:27 AM »

i hope they dont throw him a can .... like Stefan Gamlin!

*ChuteBoxe* · « **Reply #15 on:** August 16, 2006, 04:39:29 PM »

Quote from: Scimowser on August 16, 2006, 12:18:28 AM

Mark kerr, Mark Coleman, Nick Nutter - 3 of the best wrestlers to get into MMA.

I would say Matt Lindland is easily as good a wrestler, if not better than any of those guys. Plus, he has vastly improved in the other aspects of MMA, and he still has the most to offer the sport, where as Coleman is starting to show his age, and Kerr is just done. I hate Matt Lindland but, I give him props simply because he has evolved from a boring dryhumping wrestler to a title contender in any org. he chooses. He has shown (especially in his last fight with Rampage), that technique is just as good size and strength.

americanbulldog · « **Reply #16 on:** August 16, 2006, 05:19:00 PM »

He'd be better off staying with MFS, they could put together the skills necessary for a grappler to compete.

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #17 on:** August 17, 2006, 06:16:02 PM »

I wonder what the 'juice' factor will be, everyone knows Brock loves his anabolics and has been gassing for years ( you don't get to a lean 300lbs. naturally) does M-1 test for anabolics? I doubt it since Bob Sapp is juiced to the tits and he's had no problems...

ieffinhatecardio · « **Reply #18 on:** August 23, 2006, 11:02:09 AM »

Quote from: UK Gold on August 15, 2006, 12:25:25 PM

why all the hate? Did he f**k your mother?

When your girlfriend is finished pounding your ass with her strap on dildo does she go after any other family members?

Fury · « **Reply #19 on:** August 23, 2006, 02:13:49 PM »

Quote from: ieffinhatecardio on August 23, 2006, 11:02:09 AM

When your girlfriend is finished pounding your ass with her strap on dildo does she go after any other family members?

hahahahaha.