Lance Armstrong: recent pics without drugs

[kiwiol]

Sad?  Come on!  This guy tells complete strangers on an internet forum what he has for dinner.  Is that Sad?  This guy writes about teenage boys at his gym.  Is that sad?  This guy created several different names to back up his posts.  IS that sad?  What about the racial remarks?  Is that sad?  What about the transgender comments?  What about the admission to Bast taht he's 30 something, been on steroids for a long time, and still can't get a 6-pack?  What about spending 15 hours a day on getbig?  How is that Sad?  This guy seems totally cool to me.

An dry-Assrider!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How dare you commit heresay by posting such derogatory comments about the mightiest legend and the exalted leader of the almighty SQUAD, the great Sarcasm, and still be stupid enough to have not deleted your account and killed yourself due to the fact that your behaviour has led you to be included in the almighty SQUAD's hitlist, the very mention of which sends shivers down the spine of countless tiny little tits like you, whereever they happen to be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahaha oh brother, I bet you are the kind of 'guy' who is commonly seen holding a sign that says 'Need a 'ride', heading south. Only musclebear drivers please', in national highway 22, which has the most amount of truckies passing through. And when the first musclebear driver pulls over and says he won't mind giving you a 'ride', you immediately pull your pants down, bend over and giggling like a schoolgirl, say, "Gotchaaaaa ! When I said 'ride', I meant this kinda ride right here. And when you're done stud, would you be a kind man and give a nasty little bottom bitch like me a lift to the truck stop glory hole located 15 miles south of here? I hear you get the best cock there in the whole country" as you smack your lips loudly, much to the disgust of the driver. Hahahahahahaha gayer than Solar Energy.

[body88]

Check out these French spy photos of Lance before and after the newly discovered muscle vacuuming process. When asked in the second picture about his vastly different appearance lance claimed he did not understand french and ran!

[HUGEPECS]

An dry-Assrider!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How dare you commit heresay by posting such derogatory comments about the mightiest legend and the exalted leader of the almighty SQUAD, the great Sarcasm, and still be stupid enough to have not deleted your account and killed yourself due to the fact that your behaviour has led you to be included in the almighty SQUAD's hitlist, the very mention of which sends shivers down the spine of countless tiny little tits like you, whereever they happen to be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahaha oh brother, I bet you are the kind of 'guy' who is commonly seen holding a sign that says 'Need a 'ride', heading south. Only musclebears drivers please', in national highway 22, which has the most amount of truckies passing through. And when the first musclebear driver pulls over and says he won't mind giving you a 'ride', you immediately pull your pants down, bend over and giggling like a schoolgirl, say, "Gotchaaaaa ! When I said 'ride', I meant this kinda ride right here. And when you're done stud, would you be a kind man and give a nasty little bottom bitch like me a lift to the truck stop glory hole located 15 miles south of here? I hear you get the best cock there in the whole country" as you smack your lips loudly, much to the disgust of the driver. Hahahahahahaha gayer than Solar Energy.

lol....slow down Kiwiol, you're killing him

[Ex Coelis]

what's the fucking point of having a low heart rate and being able to run a marthon if you look like those flabby bone sacks?

FUCK THAT. I'd rather be a 300 lbs monster who has to catch his breath half way up a flight of stairs.

Life's too short to run around looking like a pre-pubescent girl.

[kiwiol]

what's the fucking point of having a low heart rate and being able to run a marthon if you look like those flabby bone sacks?

f**k THAT. I'd rather be a 300 lbs monster who has to catch his breath half way up a flight of stairs.

Life's too short to run around looking like a pre-pubescent girl.

A man after my own heart

[w8tlftr]

what's the fucking point of having a low heart rate and being able to run a marthon if you look like those flabby bone sacks?

f**k THAT. I'd rather be a 300 lbs monster who has to catch his breath half way up a flight of stairs.

Life's too short to run around looking like a pre-pubescent girl.

Your life will be even shorter if you have to stop to catch your breath while climbing a flight of stairs. 

[Ex Coelis]

Your life will be even shorter if you have to stop to catch your breath while climbing a flight of stairs. 

Is this what a man's supposed to look like? I see these wankers everywhere with their i-pods strapped to their 10 inch arm checking their heart-rate monitors to see if they're in that "cardio zone". And it's not like they have fit looking physiques. They're bony and flabby! Every year they just get bonnier and flabbier. If you're doing all that cardio you'd think they'd be cut but no. No physical presence - nothing to show for their efforts.

I'd rather be able to squat a car and die before 60 then live to 100 being weak, defenceless, and completely lacking a physical presence.

[Joey Tito]

I remember reading about some test showing that his lungs are bigger than the average person and he is able to draw a lot more into his body. He's a genetic freak.

Well, by that standard King Kamali is a genetic freak for being able to ingest two 12 inch erectile penises at once.

[oldtimer1]

 The rumors are that Lance is training for a marathon.  He was a tri athlete prior to being a pure bike racer.  He is also a really good swimmer.  I think running was his weakest part of his tri athlete days. I think he's is in for a shock if he tries to keep up with the African runners who are dominating almost all the big marathon races. They are running sub 5 minute miles for 26 miles.  Try one sub 5 minute mile on your treadmill if it will even go that fast.

They are built like middle to light heavy boxers.  I don't see any running backs,boxers, Olympic wrestlers, MMA fighters,sprinters, or Olympic weight lifters built like the current cosmetic drug bodybuilders. They have real physiques.  A real athlete cares about function not cosmetics through pharmaceuticals.

[Mr. Intenseone]

you know what that says to me???

ALL DRUGS  Genetic freak my left nut!

I'm trying to figure out which post is the most retarded of the two....this one or.........

[Mr. Intenseone]

what's the fucking point of having a low heart rate and being able to run a marthon if you look like those flabby bone sacks?

f**k THAT. I'd rather be a 300 lbs monster who has to catch his breath half way up a flight of stairs.

Life's too short to run around looking like a pre-pubescent girl.

...........this one !!

[Faust]

the greatest genetic freak in cycling in the last decade or so is Ulrich, which is proven by performance tests, and he was/is a proven heavy drug user. so lance definetly NOT being genetically superior to Ulrich  and beating the shit out of him in france every year shows something......

I believe Armstrong's tests were actually better than Ulrich's. A lot of people say that Ulrich is more talented than Armstrong, but this is debatable. His technique of riding seems more fluent, but that's about it... I have no doubt in my mind that both of them were doped up to the extreme, i was just pointing out that Lance has great genetics.

Also: you said that Lance didnt win anything before his cancer. This is also not true at all. When he was young he did triathlons and excelled at them. I believe due to shoulder problems he switched to his best part: cycling. Before cancer he won several big events, became world champion. Problem was that he wasnt really focussed and he weighed too much. He didn't train for the big Tours either, just for the one-day courses.

Only after the cancer he gained the focus, drive to prepare for the Tour de france. Ulrich never had that and was overweight almost every time the Tour began. Lance's fanatical training gave him the edge.

[ieffinhatecardio]

Drugs are more prevalent in world class cycling than they are in bodybuilding. Anyone that thinks Armstrong wasn't doped to the gills is in for a big surprise this year when Santa Claus doesn't actually come down the chimney.

That being said his accomplishments are incredible. To be the best at anything in the world 7 times in a row is astonishing.

He was doping but so was his competition, so ultimately it's a wash.

[Lee_a_priest]

The same.

Yes you would see him here in Austin TX he looked the same big deal.

[w8tlftr]

Is this what a man's supposed to look like? I see these wankers everywhere with their i-pods strapped to their 10 inch arm checking their heart-rate monitors to see if they're in that "cardio zone". And it's not like they have fit looking physiques. They're bony and flabby! Every year they just get bonnier and flabbier. If you're doing all that cardio you'd think they'd be cut but no. No physical presence - nothing to show for their efforts.

I'd rather be able to squat a car and die before 60 then live to 100 being weak, defenceless, and completely lacking a physical presence.

Fact is, they are fit and do have fit physiques. Not everyone wants to be a muscular bodybuilder and they shouldn't be critisized for it. At least they are not fat pigs, right?

Additionally, don't be so quick to assume that someone is weak and defenseless because they don't have 18 inch arms. I've met quite a few guys that were boxers and martial artists who are skinny by BB standards but who are capable of easily beating the living crap out of someone. Being big does not equate to being a lethal badass.

[Hedgehog]

Every year during his spring preparation for the Tour, Armstrong would go and cycle the entire Tour, every stage.

He went the extra mile to win.

YIP
Zack

[onlyme]

lance armstrong wasn't any bigger when he was competting. In fact, he looks bigger now than before

synthol

[jwb]

These guys have better calves than half the IFBB pro division though...

[JDK]

Only after the cancer he gained the focus, drive to prepare for the Tour de france. Ulrich never had that and was overweight almost every time the Tour began. Lance's fanatical training gave him the edge.

sad but true (as kind of an ulrich fan)

but thats why i like him, too. he is a normal guy who just couldnīt lay off the extra donut. feel some kind of sympathy for that.

[andre_avigdor]

An dry-Assrider!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How dare you commit heresay by posting such derogatory comments about the mightiest legend and the exalted leader of the almighty SQUAD, the great Sarcasm, and still be stupid enough to have not deleted your account and killed yourself due to the fact that your behaviour has led you to be included in the almighty SQUAD's hitlist, the very mention of which sends shivers down the spine of countless tiny little tits like you, whereever they happen to be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahaha oh brother, I bet you are the kind of 'guy' who is commonly seen holding a sign that says 'Need a 'ride', heading south. Only musclebear drivers please', in national highway 22, which has the most amount of truckies passing through. And when the first musclebear driver pulls over and says he won't mind giving you a 'ride', you immediately pull your pants down, bend over and giggling like a schoolgirl, say, "Gotchaaaaa ! When I said 'ride', I meant this kinda ride right here. And when you're done stud, would you be a kind man and give a nasty little bottom bitch like me a lift to the truck stop glory hole located 15 miles south of here? I hear you get the best cock there in the whole country" as you smack your lips loudly, much to the disgust of the driver. Hahahahahahaha gayer than Solar Energy.

Too much sadness for me to read through.  If you want, you can summarize this story in a sentence. 

[pobrecito]

Armstrong has been making 12+ million each year for about the past 5-6 years. Not a bad living, eh?

As to the doping allegations, they are nothing more than that, allegations.

Armstrong was drug tested more than any other athlete in history and never tested positive once. Ullrich tested positive, as well as this year's winner, Landis.

The way Armstrong trained was similar to the way Coleman trains, no one even comes close.

While ullrich was busy getting high on E, Armstong was riding up L'Alpe D'Huez

[delta9mda]

Yessssssss, how can anybody win something when he looks so small?

size does not matter for bike racing. lance looks no diff than before.

[dirk digler]

Is this what a man's supposed to look like? I see these wankers everywhere with their i-pods strapped to their 10 inch arm checking their heart-rate monitors to see if they're in that "cardio zone". And it's not like they have fit looking physiques. They're bony and flabby! Every year they just get bonnier and flabbier. If you're doing all that cardio you'd think they'd be cut but no. No physical presence - nothing to show for their efforts.

I'd rather be able to squat a car and die before 60 then live to 100 being weak, defenceless, and completely lacking a physical presence.

Physical presence? Spoken like a true bber. I'd rather be an athlete. Lance has power, speed and stength. Armstrong reached the top of Le Alpe du Huez in just over 40 minutes. That's nine miles basically straight up (7% grade). Estimates say he was pushin' over 800 watts. A typical cyclyst does about 400. Most recreational cyclists cannot even make it up without walking.

[bic_staedtler]

...well, nothing as sad as watching two metro's running around with their shirts off....what, it's too heavy?...wearing the shirts and all?  Come on if this wasn't a huge egotistical driven PHOTO ME PLEASE, WE'RE SINGLE then I don't know what is.

Yeah, money, pussy, whatever.  They can't nail as many ho's as us BECAUSE of their cash....what, you think these guys nail chicks left and right?  No more than most of us here with booty calls, these celebs are CONSTANTLY being hunted by professional goldiggers...go as KOBE!

And Lance is just a token drug user no different from our own CHAMP, Ronnie Coleman.  He overcame great odds, it's true.  But he's a cheat who wasn't caught.  Deal with it.  

Now go take your shirts off, and 'run' from the media...just like those two!

Except for you, Vince.

[dirk digler]

And Lance is just a token drug user no different from our own CHAMP, Ronnie Coleman.  He overcame great odds, it's true.  But he's a cheat who wasn't caught.  Deal with it.  

???Lance won because he finished ahead of everyone. Coleman won because some commitee made up of old gay men said so.