Open challenge to all supplement companies

[240 is Back]

I'm going to toss out a million dollar idea here.  Use it or don't use it, but I don't have the skill to develop it, but I'd really like to buy it every week.

Mankind can put a thousand songs in our pocket.  Mankind can develop drugs which change the appearance and abilities of the body.  Mankind can allegedly put a man on the moon.  Mankind can create sheep from test tubes.  But one thing has eluded us.

I hereby challenge the supplement companies of the world to invent a delicious jelly donut which contains 30 grams of protein, has less than 5 grams of fat, doesn't rank too high on the GI index, and doesn't give you a bellyache.

The clock is ticking.  Some of you will mock this idea and call it impossible.  Some will try and fail.  But one of you will invent it, and will make ten million dollars in 3 years on it, and completely transform the supplement world as we know it.

Ladies and Gentleman... get to work on it!

(Oh yeah, and send me a check for the idea once you get rich!)

[The True Adonis]

I'm going to toss out a million dollar idea here.  Use it or don't use it, but I don't have the skill to develop it, but I'd really like to buy it every week.

Mankind can put a thousand songs in our pocket.  Mankind can develop drugs which change the appearance and abilities of the body.  Mankind can allegedly put a man on the moon.  Mankind can create sheep from test tubes.  But one thing has eluded us.

I hereby challenge the supplement companies of the world to invent a delicious jelly donut which contains 30 grams of protein, has less than 5 grams of fat, doesn't rank too high on the GI index, and doesn't give you a bellyache.

The clock is ticking.  Some of you will mock this idea and call it impossible.  Some will try and fail.  But one of you will invent it, and will make ten million dollars in 3 years on it, and completely transform the supplement world as we know it.

Ladies and Gentleman... get to work on it!

(Oh yeah, and send me a check for the idea once you get rich!)

It wouldn`t be hard to make your own.

Use The Splenda meant for making cakes, Wheat/Oatmeal flours and sugar free glaze.

[Big N]

Rob why dont you go and customize your own flavor at some of these supplement companies online? They have requests for that bro  

[gatrainer]

It wouldn`t be hard to make your own.

Use The Splenda meant for making cakes, Wheat/Oatmeal flours and sugar free glaze.

The problem with that TA is that Splenda isnt NATURAL

[Bluto]

then test it on ronnie, he's a cop so he knows how they should taste

[The True Adonis]

Include flavorless or flavored protein powder into the flour mixture.

Rob, its really easy.

You can look up any single recipe and alter it to make it healthy and actaully taste good.  Its not rocket science.  I do it all the time with my diet.  Most of the stuff I eat comes off of the food network.

Lots of Fish with Avacado Salsa and things.  I have made Adonis Cookies too.  Its too easy if you put a little thought and creativity to it.

[corinth]

As someone who has never met a donut he didn't like I think this is the best idea in the history of mankind.

[Big N]

The problem with that TA is that Splenda isnt NATURAL

lol

[240 is Back]

No.  I woke up this morning and attempted to flub my way through some oatmeal preparation while my woman snacked on a delicious looking entemanns donut and I determined that it must be done in this manner - delicious and handy.

It CAN be done.  If mankind can design a car that runs on electricity or a website which costs only $300, then mankind can create this donut.  Clock is ticking...

[HUGEPECS]

I'm your guinea pig

[The True Adonis]

No.  I woke up this morning and attempted to flub my way through some oatmeal preparation while my woman snacked on a delicious looking entemanns donut and I determined that it must be done in this manner - delicious and handy.

It CAN be done.  If mankind can design a car that runs on electricity or a website which costs only $300, then mankind can create this donut.  Clock is ticking...

Just make your own.

Want me to tell you how?  I am sure I can make a recipe for you meeting your Macro needs.

[Bluto]

ill stick with a regular donut. and i drink a proteinshake with it.

[gatrainer]

I have made Adonis Cookies too. 

Ok....now that is Gay, but at least it gives us a new line to use!




.....gayer than Adonis cookies

[kiwiol]

What about homos like Danielson and Bandit who keep screaming that there is a huge market out there in 'their community' for sperm-flavored protein bars and drinks? Though of course, even with all the advancements in science, one cannot invent a system that allows them to 'extract' the latter product 'straight from the tap' as they insist on taking it

[Bluto]

you know everytime you see kiwiol posted you know its gonna be about me, biggest stalker on getbig with absolutely nothing to add to any thread, any topic or subject... what a waste.

[kiwiol]

you know everytime you see kiwiol posted you know its gonna be about me, biggest stalker on getbig with absolutely nothing to add to any thread, any topic or subject... what a waste.

I said Danielson and Bandit. Where did I mention your name Or are you saying one of those 2 are your gimmicks ?

Oh, I get it - I said 'homo'. Hahahahahahaha sorry Blutostreet.

[Fury]

I said Danielson and Bandit. Where did I mention your name Or are you saying one of those 2 are your gimmicks ?

Oh, I get it - I said 'homo'. Hahahahahahaha sorry Blutostreet.

Hahaha, now Bluto is deleting posts because he's so dejected Kiwiol.

[kiwiol]

Hahaha, now Bluto is deleting posts because he's so dejected Kiwiol.

Hahahahaha yes BF. Bluto is the legend who put the B in Bukkake

[Bluto]

didnt want this to turn into 4 pages of gay jokes. you want to recycle your old gaystuff just pm me and ill put it in the trashcan.

[kiwiol]

didnt want this to turn into 4 pages of gay jokes. you want to recycle your old gaystuff just pm me and ill put it in the trashcan.

So you do admit to putting the B in Bukkake bath then ? Oh brother, monster gayness.

[dr.chimps]

I think Taco Bell needs to come out with a caffeinated taco. Free yourself of post-lunch blues!! Yum! 

Or get the shits in record time. 

[buffbodz]

Rob, where have you been.  They've already bombed with hi-protein ice cream and pudding.  They've made muffins and cookies but after a year their gone.  The company that makes the Oh Yeah bar. ISS, would have the best chance at this time IMO.  Their bars taste so good, it's hard to know you're getting a protein bar, not a candy bar.  No after taste and no trans fats or hydrogenrated oils.  They make a peanut butter and strawberry that would be the closest thing yet, but for the above reasons and something about the vanity of a bodybuilder being seen eating a jelly donut in public, even if it's good for you, is far fetched to say the least.  It wouldn't bother me, but research says otherwise.

[danielson]

why would anyone want a jelly donut? I had one about 10 years ago. Wasn't impressed.

[danielson]

Rob, where have you been.  They've already bombed with hi-protein ice cream and pudding.  They've made muffins and cookies but after a year their gone.  The company that makes the Oh Yeah bar. ISS, would have the best chance at this time IMO.  Their bars taste so good, it's hard to know you're getting a protein bar, not a candy bar.  No after taste and no trans fats or hydrogenrated oils.  They make a peanut butter and strawberry that would be the closest thing yet, but for the above reasons and something about the vanity of a bodybuilder being seen eating a jelly donut in public, even if it's good for you, is far fetched to say the least.  It wouldn't bother me, but research says otherwise.

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[240 is Back]

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i'm at work baby!